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So what?

You're both insignificant mortals.

But YOU dont scream DEATH! in the shoutbox all of the time. I say we have a clean fair vote?

No. I own thy soul, remember. Besides, you're War. Be happy.

Chu, you'll be the first to go when we strike...

Fine, I AM the god of war. I hold control over D E M O N S!

Muahahahahaha we win! Again...

Yet you can keep you throne, i doubt you even know about my living quarters... (my profile, location)

I found this conversation remotley amusing. (A must read)

[08:55 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Yo yo yo RexyRex
[08:55 PM] IAmMikeJones23: it's Aster
[08:55 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Do you consider yourself evil?
[08:58 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Back
[08:58 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Hm
[08:58 PM] x X RexyRex X x: I consider myself
[08:58 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Mean
[08:58 PM] x X RexyRex X x: And...
[08:58 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Mostly hearless
[08:59 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Heartless
[08:59 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Hm. Want to join up?
[08:59 PM] x X RexyRex X x: But not exactly...evil, no. That's too cliche.
[08:59 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Well, we're not all pure evil here. I am, but there are several others types of...bad...in the ranks.
[08:59 PM] x X RexyRex X x: What if I were to say
[09:00 PM] x X RexyRex X x: You're full of shit
[09:00 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Is that considered evil?
[09:00 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Well, that'd be rather mean.
[09:00 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Mean = evil?
[09:00 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Dunno
[09:00 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Your call.
[09:00 PM] x X RexyRex X x: You're the 'supreme ruler'
[09:01 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Yeah, but I'm lazy. I mean , it's your choice to join or not.
[09:01 PM] IAmMikeJones23: I suppose it'd be rather evil.
[09:01 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Well
[09:01 PM] x X RexyRex X x: I can be VERY mean.
[09:01 PM] x X RexyRex X x: But if I were to do it on SEN
[09:01 PM] x X RexyRex X x: I'd get banned like that
[09:01 PM] x X RexyRex X x: =\
[09:01 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Hmmmmmmm
[09:01 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Well
[09:01 PM] IAmMikeJones23: If I made you Lady of Cruelty
[09:01 PM] IAmMikeJones23: You'd have an excuse.
[09:01 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Somewhat
[09:01 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Alright
[09:02 PM] x X RexyRex X x: If I can be mean to people to my hearts content
[09:02 PM] x X RexyRex X x: I guess I'll join
[09:02 PM] x X RexyRex X x: But
[09:02 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Of course
[09:02 PM] IAmMikeJones23: you can
[09:02 PM] x X RexyRex X x: what exactly am I joining>
[09:02 PM] x X RexyRex X x: ?
[09:02 PM] IAmMikeJones23: the ranks of Evil
[09:02 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Ugh.
[09:02 PM] IAmMikeJones23: led by me
[09:02 PM] IAmMikeJones23: i suppose
[09:02 PM] IAmMikeJones23: and kame
[09:02 PM] IAmMikeJones23: and tazzy
[09:02 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Aren't you afraid of someone overthrowing you?
[09:02 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Seeing how.. evil you all are?
[09:03 PM] x X RexyRex X x: And what if I'm mean to everyone thats 'signed up?'
[09:03 PM] IAmMikeJones23: ...
[09:03 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Wouldn't I just be considered...a bitch?
[09:03 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Well, then you lose your title,
[09:03 PM] IAmMikeJones23: well,
[09:03 PM] x X RexyRex X x: That
[09:03 PM] IAmMikeJones23: if you're mean to ME.
[09:03 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Is
[09:03 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Gay.
[09:03 PM] x X RexyRex X x: If I'm mean to you?
[09:03 PM] IAmMikeJones23: if you're mean to ME.
[09:03 PM] x X RexyRex X x: You're gay.
[09:03 PM] IAmMikeJones23: why
[09:03 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Haha!
[09:03 PM] IAmMikeJones23: NOOOO
[09:03 PM] IAmMikeJones23: lol
[09:03 PM] IAmMikeJones23: but it doesn't count
[09:03 PM] IAmMikeJones23: cuz I don't care
[09:03 PM] IAmMikeJones23: lol
[09:03 PM] x X RexyRex X x: -____-
[09:04 PM] IAmMikeJones23: the Light Side must be dewstroyed
[09:04 PM] IAmMikeJones23: be mean to them!
[09:04 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Who's the .. light side?
[09:04 PM] IAmMikeJones23: destroyed*
[09:04 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Hey aster.
[09:04 PM] x X RexyRex X x: $20 I could kick your ass.
[09:04 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Yoshi, Moose, IP,
[09:04 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Wow
[09:04 PM] IAmMikeJones23: II dxon't have $20
[09:04 PM] IAmMikeJones23: I don't*
[09:04 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Damn straight.
[09:04 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Lol
[09:04 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Yoshi, Moose, Ip..
[09:04 PM] IAmMikeJones23: hmm
[09:04 PM] x X RexyRex X x: I'm mean to them all the time anyways!
[09:05 PM] IAmMikeJones23: who else?
[09:05 PM] IAmMikeJones23: True
[09:05 PM] x X RexyRex X x: 'Specially Mooose.
[09:05 PM] x X RexyRex X x: And Chu
[09:05 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Well step it up!
[09:05 PM] IAmMikeJones23: AND CHU
[09:05 PM] IAmMikeJones23: he's our FIRST target
[09:05 PM] x X RexyRex X x: I'm real mean to Chu ;
[09:05 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Lemme go get that one post..
[09:05 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Lol, OK.
[09:06 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Got him right where it hurts: http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopi...ndpost&p=241779
[09:07 PM] IAmMikeJones23: HAHA
[09:07 PM] IAmMikeJones23: You killed him
[09:07 PM] IAmMikeJones23: lo
[09:07 PM] IAmMikeJones23: l
[09:07 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Yeah, well..
[09:07 PM] x X RexyRex X x: I think that is possibly the meanest I've been to him
[09:08 PM] x X RexyRex X x: But he knows I'm just messing arounf
[09:08 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Hm.
[09:08 PM] IAmMikeJones23: True
[09:08 PM] x X RexyRex X x: I'm never serious when I'm mean to MOST people.
[09:08 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Except for that one guy...
[09:08 PM] x X RexyRex X x: <<
[09:08 PM] x X RexyRex X x: >>
[09:08 PM] x X RexyRex X x: T-Virus
[09:08 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Anyways
[09:08 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Another subject
[09:08 PM] IAmMikeJones23: He's a loser
[09:08 PM] IAmMikeJones23: He ruined my topic.
[09:08 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Yeh
[09:08 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Another subject
[09:09 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Anyways
[09:09 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Erm..
[09:09 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Convice me to join
[09:09 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Didn't I?
[09:09 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Already...
[09:09 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Nah.
[09:10 PM] x X RexyRex X x: I'm not going to without more instigation. (However you spell that..)
[09:10 PM] IAmMikeJones23: x X RexyRex X x: I guess I'll join
[09:10 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Hm.
[09:10 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Shutup.
[09:10 PM] IAmMikeJones23: OK.
[09:10 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Lollers
[09:10 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Anyways
[09:10 PM] x X RexyRex X x: You're a ..
[09:10 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Yeh
[09:10 PM] IAmMikeJones23: ?
[09:10 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Fag.
[09:10 PM] x X RexyRex X x: =\
[09:11 PM] IAmMikeJones23:
[09:11 PM] x X RexyRex X x: I'm bored
[09:11 PM] IAmMikeJones23: :-(
[09:11 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Time to post this on SEN
[09:11 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Me too
[09:11 PM] IAmMikeJones23: What
[09:11 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Haha.
[09:11 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Now THATS evil.
[09:11 PM] IAmMikeJones23: I will smite thee from afar!
[09:11 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Bitch please.
[09:11 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Hoe ass biznitch
[09:11 PM] IAmMikeJones23: can't wit me
[09:11 PM] IAmMikeJones23: I'll KILL you
[09:11 PM] IAmMikeJones23: And your family!
[09:11 PM] x X RexyRex X x: ...
[09:11 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Who do you think you are?
[09:11 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Without even doing it!
[09:11 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Uh...
[09:11 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Lord of Evil
[09:12 PM] x X RexyRex X x: You're really bad at being evil.
[09:12 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Nah
[09:12 PM] IAmMikeJones23: I just haven't shown it
[09:12 PM] x X RexyRex X x: If you were evil, you'd have a 200% warning level.
[09:12 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Ask Tazzy
[09:12 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Pfft.
[09:12 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Tazzy, on teh other hand..
[09:12 PM] IAmMikeJones23: I've had 90% or some such before
[09:12 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Satan has nothingon Tazzy.
[09:12 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Plus, Tazzy's a hottie
[09:12 PM] IAmMikeJones23: I'm Tazzy's heir
[09:12 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Does that make you, like, Jesus?
[09:12 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Maybe,
[09:12 PM] IAmMikeJones23: Yeah
[09:13 PM] IAmMikeJones23: I guess so
[09:13 PM] IAmMikeJones23: :-p
[09:13 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Anyways
[09:13 PM] x X RexyRex X x: Talk to me about it later.
[09:13 PM] x X RexyRex X x: I'm too busy not caring.

Bah!
You wait.
I WILL kill you.
Unless you're on my side?

LOL!

Meh.
We need more minions...members.

Here, I shall make a roster for you my Lord.

The Great Dark One
-----------------------
Unknown

The Higher Evils
-------------------
Kame Da Sniper - Legion of Horror
Other Unknown Ones

Emissary of Darkness
-------------------------
Tazzy

Lord of Evil
-------------
Aster - The Hordes of Death

First Primes to the Lord of Evil
-----------------------------------
<None yet> [Lord of Shadows]
ShadowBrood [Lord of Chaos] - The Chaos Army
O)Farty1Billion [Lord of Blood and Bone] - Kame da Sniper's personal hitman

Generals of Darkness
-------------------------
EzDay2 [Co-Lord of Insanity]
En_Taro_Shrimpy [Co-Lord of Insanity]
Warhammer40000 [Lord of War]

Lieutenant of Darkness
---------------------------
RexyRex [Lady of Cruelty]

Elite Warriors of Evil
------------------------
Attempt [Lord of Madness and Ignorance]
Wolf [Lord of Pain]
Voyager [Lord of the Void]

Warriors of Evil
------------------
Kingra [Lord of Terror and Fear]
DaMiNaToR [Lord of Destruction]
Lisk [Lord of Quake]
<Unknown> [Lord of Doom]
<Unknown> [Lord of Entropy]

Join rexy, its fun And... kinda pointless... but hey, it still is fun : P

Muahaha thanks ShadowBrood, I'll fully customize it in a bit.

There modified it so the roster is even more kickass.
Hell I'm even making 425x100 sigs for each of the ranks.

It's gonna be kinda confusing with shrimpy and ezday both being Lords of Insanity. One of them should be something else.

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That was so me! (the 666th viewer)

OMFG Uberageness! Hehehe

Who said I joined, ShadowBrood?

Lmao, 6 pages and it has only been a few hours.

Rexy, in Aster's heirarchy on the first page it has you in there.

Here are position sigs! More to come!




-Update-
I think I'll re-do the Blood and Bone one...

W00t! I'm in there

Holy Terror, dude, that's amazing.

Hilarious.

The problem with your supposed evil army is that you're all going to be evil and nasty to each other. So.. well... ugh. Well... I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE, FOR I AM THE CHEESE BOT, LEADER OF DAIRY PRODUCTS. THOSE WHO STAND BEFORE ME ARE THE PIG MEAT, HAM ESPECIALLY. OUR FORCES ARE SHRINKING IN NUMBER AND THE THREAT OF BREADULAR WAR IS OVER US. WE MUST MOUNT AN ASSAULT UPON HAMGRAD, AND CLAIM THEIR BREAD AS OURS. THE HEAT OF MELTED CHEESE SHALL MELT THE FACES OF THEIR MEN, NACHOS SHALL CUT THEIR BODIES ASUNDER AND ALL HAM, BACON, AND PORK SHALL BE CRUSHED, BURNT, AND BURIED BENEATH THE EARTH. I HUMBLY ASK FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. AND NO, I CAN'T STOP TYPING IN CAPS WHILE I AM THE CHEESE BOT.

Were are not evil to eachother, I had already brought the point up. We are evil to Good do-ers.