Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-12 at 17:08:08
that aint no way to rhyme with a car brand, girl, you're better off giving men a hand...
oooooooooohhhhhhh.........
oooooooooohhhhhhh.........
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-12 at 17:19:47
You posers best give yo'self a hand, cuz ain't no honeys gon' think you a man!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-12 at 22:47:45
July.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2005-11-12 at 23:03:09
Yooyoyoyoy my name is DJ Dorkhawk.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2005-11-12 at 23:03:41
Yu-Gi-Oh GX has da nerd named Sy!
Anyone wanna some of dis pie?
Anyone wanna some of dis pie?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-02 at 23:58:08
no thanks im on a di
would anyone revive this topic that was once fly?
would anyone revive this topic that was once fly?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-03 at 00:12:13
Then something goes by,
but who needs to lie?
but who needs to lie?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-03 at 00:15:45
nice necropost, you are one sick guy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2005-12-03 at 01:02:52
Why don't I eat some hey? I could make some clay and lay by the bay, I just may! What do you say?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-03 at 01:06:12
I say nay. That's waay to gay. Unless you pay... then I say OK! Yay free hay!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-03 at 01:45:54
whats with the word hay, clay, and gay, lets talk about something else today okay?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-03 at 01:58:25
Ok. I'm game. You're right, hay is lame, but its all the same. There's no shame in that.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-12-03 at 11:50:43
Your momma's fat!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2005-12-03 at 12:13:41
And she sits on a bed of nails in a storm of hail
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2005-12-03 at 14:15:39
Then she ate cookies and became ail!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-03 at 18:47:39
"I'M AIL!" she wailed, like a fat beached whale. Then I slapped that shiz and got thrown into jail
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-03 at 19:15:30
oh well jail aint so bad,
oh wait im in the shower and being
buttraped by a guy named vlad!
oh wait im in the shower and being
buttraped by a guy named vlad!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-12-03 at 20:18:17
Vlad's you dad
Just following the fad
It cant be that bad?
Just following the fad
It cant be that bad?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2005-12-03 at 20:52:38
But lets move over to surfer's theme
Yo, that was so rad!
Just watch yo mo shizzle mouth drool over my oreo with chocolate creme!
Yo, that was so rad!
Just watch yo mo shizzle mouth drool over my oreo with chocolate creme!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-04 at 08:58:47
Ugh get out of that dream
You killed the thread moose
go back to suckin your carton of juice
You killed the thread moose
go back to suckin your carton of juice
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2005-12-04 at 13:03:08
Hey, dont diss me like that
Im so phat
and yo are fat
Im so phat
and yo are fat
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-04 at 13:45:40
Don't act like a rat...
This rapping game,
is such a shame.
This rapping game,
is such a shame.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-04 at 13:56:32
no, KrAzY... you're the lame
one that can't of a rhyme...
should be a crime...
you should do time
one that can't of a rhyme...
should be a crime...
you should do time
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-12-04 at 13:58:21
The times worth a dime
when ur on the street
rappin to da beat
skeet skeet skeet
when ur on the street
rappin to da beat
skeet skeet skeet
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2005-12-04 at 14:17:00
(Ok-k)
Guess who's back?(back back)
Back again(gain gain)
Shady's back(back)
Tell a friend(friend)
Whaaaaaaaa
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Pajama time
Come here little kiddies, On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound]
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Just lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Go crazy
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Oh baby
(AH-AH)
Oh baby, baby
(AH-AH)
It's Friday and it's my day
Just to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna "touch my body"
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what's your name girl?
What's your sign?
[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"
DRE! (AH-AH)
Beer-goggles blind!
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Just lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Go crazy
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Oh baby
(AH-AH)
Oh baby, baby
(AH-AH)
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin' at an old lady 'touch my body!'"
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
I'm a grown man!
Tubba Tubba Tubba Tubba Tubba Tubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so, Tubba teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what?)
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I'm callin' all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance or
Butt squeezin' it's the season
Just go (AH-AH-AH-AH)
It's so appeasin'
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Just lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Go crazy
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Oh baby
(AH-AH)
Oh baby, baby
(AH-AH)
Guess who's back?(back back)
Back again(gain gain)
Shady's back(back)
Tell a friend(friend)
Whaaaaaaaa
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Pajama time
Come here little kiddies, On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound]
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Just lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Go crazy
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Oh baby
(AH-AH)
Oh baby, baby
(AH-AH)
It's Friday and it's my day
Just to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna "touch my body"
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what's your name girl?
What's your sign?
[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"
DRE! (AH-AH)
Beer-goggles blind!
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Just lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Go crazy
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Oh baby
(AH-AH)
Oh baby, baby
(AH-AH)
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin' at an old lady 'touch my body!'"
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
I'm a grown man!
Tubba Tubba Tubba Tubba Tubba Tubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so, Tubba teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what?)
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I'm callin' all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance or
Butt squeezin' it's the season
Just go (AH-AH-AH-AH)
It's so appeasin'
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Just lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Go crazy
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Oh baby
(AH-AH)
Oh baby, baby
(AH-AH)