Report, edit, etc...Posted by Detestable_Evil on 2006-01-24 at 23:01:00
If I ever had a genie... all I'd want is one wish.
To actually become Detestable_EVIL and live his life... or be D.E.V.I.L. and live in this world... fully equiped would be nice.
Who's D.E.V.I.L.? Me. More about then... My story!
Nyahahahahahahaha!
To actually become Detestable_EVIL and live his life... or be D.E.V.I.L. and live in this world... fully equiped would be nice.
Who's D.E.V.I.L.? Me. More about then... My story!
Nyahahahahahahaha!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Crackhead on 2006-01-29 at 20:49:19
Oh, Great! Yes let's give humans even more greed! For no reason! That is fun!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheezyTheCheezeCake on 2006-01-30 at 15:00:19
1.Teleporter.
2.Money,and i mean A LOT.
3.A hot girlfriend
4.Psychic Powers,like lifting up somenthing with my eyes and mind reading.
5.
EDIT: 5: That i could see if people told the truth or lied.
2.Money,and i mean A LOT.
3.A hot girlfriend
4.Psychic Powers,like lifting up somenthing with my eyes and mind reading.
5.
EDIT: 5: That i could see if people told the truth or lied.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Red2Blue on 2006-02-10 at 09:30:20
Greed is the sin of society.
It can get you everything and get you everything efficiently. It's just how it is. Rawr.
See? I think immortality and eternal youth are the two most popular choices to ask a genie.
However if you choose eternal youth, nothing stops you from getting hit by a car and dieing.
It can get you everything and get you everything efficiently. It's just how it is. Rawr.
See? I think immortality and eternal youth are the two most popular choices to ask a genie.
However if you choose eternal youth, nothing stops you from getting hit by a car and dieing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Azu on 2006-02-10 at 11:51:22
Wish one: All violance and hostility in the world be vanquished
Wish two: Everyone have unlimited abundance of all materials they desire
Wish three: Everyone get along with eachother perfectly and work together to the make the world better
Listed in no particular order.
Wish two: Everyone have unlimited abundance of all materials they desire
Wish three: Everyone get along with eachother perfectly and work together to the make the world better
Listed in no particular order.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DF-fourofspades on 2006-02-21 at 12:29:32
i don't wish i had a genie,
i wish i had a weenie!
haha, ok. i would wish for more wishes if i had a genie weenie!
then i would wish for infinite wishes!
then...i would... wish.. for anything that would do the world some good,
then..i would... eat some cheese?
i wish i had a weenie!
haha, ok. i would wish for more wishes if i had a genie weenie!
then i would wish for infinite wishes!
then...i would... wish.. for anything that would do the world some good,
then..i would... eat some cheese?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-02-24 at 22:57:56
1: to be the best starcraft player on earth, gettin' paid in korea to be teh Über 1337 1v1er.
2: to really be able to control anything i want to...so random shiz doesn't just happen and a girl i love die in a car crash or something (not like it's happened, but it could)
3: to seriously be able to make myself focus and try as hard as i can
4: to own new zealand
5: to have the option to never die and grow old, only if i truly wish for it all to end. out of boredom, that is.
^ Not asking for too much
2: to really be able to control anything i want to...so random shiz doesn't just happen and a girl i love die in a car crash or something (not like it's happened, but it could)
3: to seriously be able to make myself focus and try as hard as i can
4: to own new zealand
5: to have the option to never die and grow old, only if i truly wish for it all to end. out of boredom, that is.
^ Not asking for too much
Report, edit, etc...Posted by olaboy- on 2006-02-24 at 23:03:24
I would wish to take the place of any other human being anytime, anywhere, and as many times as I want.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lithium on 2006-02-24 at 23:18:01
that would be awesome 
getting lottery, getting awards, getting all As, getting girlfriends would be all so easy. you still have 2 wishes left.
getting lottery, getting awards, getting all As, getting girlfriends would be all so easy. you still have 2 wishes left.Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-02-25 at 01:41:11
1. A new computer (I am such a nerd)
2. A green jar
3. Something to put in that jar (E.g.: random metal objects)
4. A magnet that could lift 5 pounds
5. Death to humans.
ADDITION:
In my mind you either get that, or the word "Green" about 420 times daily.
2. A green jar
3. Something to put in that jar (E.g.: random metal objects)
4. A magnet that could lift 5 pounds
5. Death to humans.
ADDITION:
QUOTE(Voyager7456(MM) @ Dec 28 2005, 08:08 PM)
2. Mind Reading (that I can turn on/off)
Why? You afraid that you might slip into Farty's mind and be disturbed beyond all reason? In my mind you either get that, or the word "Green" about 420 times daily.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2006-02-25 at 15:49:53
Telekenesis would be awesome. In trigonometry class, when taking extremely boring notes, it would be sweet to take a pin out of the billboard holding a piece of paper. You know.. start out with small things so people don't get weirded out.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-02-25 at 16:09:19
Wow, I never thought of that, but that would be awesome.
I wish I could freeze time. That'd make me do my homework XD
But other than that, maybe be able to fly really fast.
I wish I could freeze time. That'd make me do my homework XD
But other than that, maybe be able to fly really fast.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lithium on 2006-02-25 at 19:16:07
I want freeze time too >_< jsut freeze time and pull every girl's shirt off XD and then go and take everyone's money from their wallets. o_O
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-02-25 at 21:34:28
i wish i was 4 times better than chuck norris ever was at mano a mano combat.
No one shall live.
No one shall live.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by olaboy- on 2006-02-25 at 21:40:43
I wish I had all the powers of God and the Devil.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-02-26 at 00:56:18
QUOTE(Falcon_A @ Feb 25 2006, 10:34 PM)
i wish i was 4 times better than chuck norris ever was at mano a mano combat.
No one shall live.
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No one shall live.
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Except when Chuck Norris uses his secret powers on you, then you're dead.
Chuck Norris never dies!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-02-26 at 03:35:16
QUOTE(GgG-Deathawk @ Feb 25 2006, 10:56 PM)
Chuck Norris never dies!
Eh.. I guess you have not read my member title..Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-02-26 at 12:55:25
Nah, I'll use farty's secret powers that he used to kill chuck norris and use THOSE! And he can't revive because that's another wish ;P
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lithium on 2006-02-28 at 08:00:06
Genie: Wish denied. Killings no good. Reviving hitler and his armies = good.