[sub] *Valug teleports into the ship.
"What's up gu..."
*Valug passes out, nose and mouth spewing with blood.[/sub]
QUOTE(HorroR @ Jan 8 2006, 05:56 PM)
I'm on it
*HorroR establishes the ship as a vessel of Syphonalism
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Wewt.
QUOTE(Jay_Tizzle @ Jan 8 2006, 05:57 PM)
No it's Syphonism.
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No, it's Syphonalism. Look up the religion thread.
*Dorkhawk stops burning the ship.
*Dorkhawk starts shooting everybody with a Bolt Caster!
*Voyager7456(MM) bashes Dorkhawk over the head with a ... heavy... thing...
STOP... SHOOTING... HOLES... IN... MY... SHIP!
*HorroR points out something
How can he be here when I replaced the teleporter with a boobie machine
*HorroR watches Dorkhawk and the holes disappear
Damned holograms
*Dorkhawk points out the secondary teleporter.
*Dorkhawk also points out that the Bolt Caster's dart lets out a powerful nerotoxin thingy.
*Dorkhawk also also points out you should be dead.
*Dorkhawk faints because of being bashed with heavy thing.
*HorroR takes TEH FRUGS
*HorroR beats up Dorkhawk
Stop trying to ruin the thread
[sub] *Valug is still on the floor choking up blood.[/sub]
*Dorkhawk points right to the secondary teleporter.
I told you! You forgot that one!
*Dorkhawk faints again.
*HorroR replaces the teleportation generator with a DVD player
Hah..No more teleportation
*HorroR stuffs Dorkhawk into the secondary teleporter and launches all the teleporters onboard to the nearest, hottest, secksiest, celestial being
So I'm in a DVD player?
-_-
*HorroR plays the Dorkhawk in the DVD Player (Dorkhawk Villain Destroyer)
Damn this DVD sucks
*HorroR throws DVD Player out
QUOTE(HorroR @ Jan 8 2006, 09:37 PM)
*HorroR plays the Dorkhawk in the DVD Player (Dorkhawk Villain Destroyer)
Damn this DVD sucks
*HorroR throws DVD Player out
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You NOOB!
I'm a VHS!
That explains why I had trouble playing it
*HorroR searches for the Dorkhawk and plays it on the VHS Player (Village Hater SH!ZDOOD Player)
Wow..This is one hot Dorkhawk...
HEY DOODAN WATCH THIS DORKHAWK WITH ME
[sub] *Valug seems to be dead.[/sub]
*FatalException establishes the the resident ninja quarters (his room) as a room of W00tism*
w00t! And now.....
*Uses a shrink ray on Mini_Moose so that he becomes.... REALLY_TINY_MOOSE!!*
Oh, yeah... Almost forgot about him.....
*Stops the blood flow from Valug and puts him in the sick bay, and on fluids, then takes over the "Resident medic" quarters.*
Can't have fellow SeNers spewing blood all over the floor... Except maybe Tmac or Doodan when they make me mad
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*Dorkhawk shuts of the VHS player.
Enough of that crap!
*Dorkhawk turns the channel to ESPN.
*Changes channel to BET*
ROFL
*Switches over to QVC.
"I just loooooove their jewelry!"
[sub] *Valug wakes ups and teleports away[/sub]
"Where exactly are we going?"
Omicron Persiae 8 or Bust!
Yup. Party in the Medic's quarters! I have two quarters's... or however you type it
*Throws party in medics quarters while leaving the resident ninja quarters locked*
ADDITION: Redecorate!