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Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-07-09 at 01:46:49

You can put a screw through plastic.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demon on 2006-07-09 at 01:51:12

You can even put one through metal if I'm correct.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2006-07-09 at 02:31:32

QUOTE(DT_Battlekruser @ Jul 8 2006, 11:46 PM)

You can put a screw through plastic.
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Regardless, the chair is still wood.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lithium on 2006-07-09 at 06:04:55

If i remember, you could put a screw through a wood also. But since thats inefficient i guess, you use nails.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-07-09 at 08:58:52

QUOTE(Shapechanger @ Jul 8 2006, 11:57 PM)

Actually, it's wood. How else would it have screws sticking out the backside?
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Screws can go through plastic. O_o

Try and ask your parents again and if they change the subject say dont change the subject. Then pretend like you know exactly what it is and say dont lie i know you know what it is. O_o hopefully she spills the beans.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2006-07-09 at 18:26:45

Interesting... When I was in the shower, I heard somebody go into my sister's room, and when I got out my father had left the house. My step-mother being in the shower, I checked in my sister's room, and the chair had been stripped of all its wires, the "penis", the leather straps, and the spineboard.

It just looks like your innocent, every-day chair now.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-07-09 at 18:49:24

Well... Holding a knife to a person's throat is often a good way to get information...

But seriously, keep pressing, asking questions!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by RedNara on 2006-07-09 at 21:03:26

QUOTE(Shapechanger @ Jul 9 2006, 02:26 PM)

So now its your fathers chair?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp(U) on 2006-07-09 at 21:48:00

That's funny. The chair. I wasn't expecting at all what you explained it to be. Humorous in its own way. Haha.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demon on 2006-07-09 at 21:56:59

Nara, I believe we never did know whos chair it was

. You should keep asking about the chair, good luck. Seems the father is covering his and hers track : o.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by yoni45 on 2006-07-10 at 02:22:56

Wow... Just, wow...

This thread should be stickied and news-posted... required reading for all bored SENers

Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowSnipe4 on 2006-07-10 at 04:02:37

Just read the whole thing and i have to say, this is the most humorous thing I've read in a while.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demon on 2006-07-10 at 11:56:44

It's a very interesting topic....to say the least. Most people though would just read the last two posts and spit out, "OmG ur sIstre iis such a prevert!!1@12!!". *cough*

, I still wanna figure out if it is his parents, and what they would tell Shapechanger here

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2006-07-10 at 18:30:18

Shapechanger. Just ask them about it...I don't see why you are so shy to not be able to ask your Parents about something you have absolutely no knowledge about. You know what? Try to casually lure them to the machine by leaving an anonymous note or whatever! I don't know...

ADD: Err...scratch that until I read the ENTIRE forum. I forgot there were more pages.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demon on 2006-07-10 at 20:40:32

Yeh...it looks like a regular chair now, hopefully your pictures will be enough to prove them. Ask them, please : O.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-07-10 at 21:48:45

QUOTE(ShadowSnipe4 @ Jul 10 2006, 04:02 AM)

Just read the whole thing and i have to say, this is the most humorous thing I've read in a while.

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Agreed

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demon on 2006-07-10 at 21:50:22

Best thing is the story isn't over : O. We need proof Shapechanger, seek out your parents and find it!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2006-07-11 at 01:13:17

QUOTE(Demon @ Jul 10 2006, 07:50 PM)

Best thing is the story isn't over : O. We need proof Shapechanger, seek out your parents and find it!
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Well if you want to know more, I found what my dad did with all the wires and devices... they're in a leather suitcase on the piano...

And I've been trying to work up the courage to ask my dad about the chair... really I have, it's just...

I'm a sissy.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2006-07-11 at 06:04:04

Just do it.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chronophobia on 2006-07-11 at 06:30:11

QUOTE(Dr.Shotgun @ Jul 11 2006, 04:03 AM)

Just do it.
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Oh yeah! Try to use it!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Atreyu) on 2006-07-11 at 07:15:09

Ok well, this may sound kind of weird but I went to a porn shop earlier today and asked the man at the desk about this kind of chair. He told me there are chairs in which a female sits in and gets a tingly feeling around her entire body, while the "penis" type thing is insterted into her vagina which vibrates like a monkey on acid having a seizure. I don't know if its the exact chair he was talking about but he said he has heard about them but never has seen one.

I highly advise you to ask your dad or your step-mom about this.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-07-11 at 12:15:15

QUOTE(Atreyu) @ Jul 11 2006, 06:14 AM)

But you are only 14? How could you have gone into a porn shop?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demon on 2006-07-11 at 12:19:08

QUOTE(Chronophobia @ Jul 11 2006, 05:29 AM)

Oh yeah! Try to use it!
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I don't think he would want to put all the wires back on, I don't think he'd know where they went either.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2006-07-11 at 13:57:25

QUOTE(Demon @ Jul 11 2006, 10:18 AM)

I don't think he would want to put all the wires back on, I don't think he'd know where they went either.
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The wires are in a leather suitcase on the piano, like I said before. However, the spineboard is gone, presumably my dad took it somewhere (because when I got out of the shower, both he and the truck were gone).

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Weed-4-me on 2006-07-11 at 14:53:00

dude...just ask them...or else ur gonna go threw life knowing that u could made ur parents talk about a sex chair!

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