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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-17 at 17:38:08
*Enterprise1701(MM) moves into defensive position.

"Fire photon torpedoes!"

*Enterprise1701(MM) fires photon torpedoes which proceed to intercept and destroy the liquid pancakes.

"Pwnt."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-17 at 17:38:49
*Voyager7456(MM) reaches for the syrup
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-09-17 at 17:40:41
" crazy.gif @ Goose "

*Cleans up the damn bodies*

"STFU, i've cleaned up the bodies, no ones died! God dam!"

"I was here, and made myself an employee. But just incase..."

*Buts on bulletproof Armor*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-17 at 18:15:01
*Converts his own pancakes magically into beef jerky, then begins eating it.

"Interesting... my beef jerky tastes just like pancakes. BTW, you might want to feed the Zombie Archon right behind you before he blows up and destroys the bar."

*Puts on an invincible full-body Golden Armor, puts Golden Blade back into sheath, and reloads a M4A1 in case of a brawl.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-17 at 18:24:11
*Enterprise1701(MM) leaves.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-17 at 18:52:37
*Voyager7456(MM) looks behind him and spots the Zombie Archon

"GIANT MARSHMALLOW!"

*Voyager7456(MM) jumps on the Zombie Archon and starts eating
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-09-17 at 19:34:45
*O)FaRTy1billion steals Voyager and runs into the basement.

"KEKE!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-17 at 19:37:20
"HELP! I'm being abducted!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-09-17 at 19:41:21
*O)FaRTy1billion locks doors.


ADDITION:
*O)FaRTy1billion goes into kitchen of room he and Voy are locked in.

*O)FaRTy1billion mixes some muffin batter.

"Mmmm. Muffins."

*O)FaRTy1billion puts muffins in the oven.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-17 at 19:41:23
*Watches Farty touch Voyager in his special places
"Just dont ask why I was down here...." >> << >> <<

-Ex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-17 at 19:42:22
*Voyager7456(MM) waits impatiently for the muffins to bake...

"Dammit this is boring!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-09-17 at 19:43:42
"Fine!"

*O)FaRTy1billion orders muffins from the bar upstairs.

"And le0n ruined our muffin eating plans with his lies!"

*O)FaRTy1billion beats le0n with oven mitts.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-09-17 at 19:46:11
*Comes into the bar.*

"Can I get a job guarding the bar?!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lord_Agamemnon(MM) on 2006-09-17 at 19:47:01
*Lord Agamemnon walks into the bar.

"Bring me an alligator sandwich, and make it snappy!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-17 at 19:47:12
QUOTE(O)FaRTy1billion @ Sep 17 2006, 06:43 PM)
"Fine!"

*O)FaRTy1billion orders muffins from the bar upstairs.

"And le0n ruined our muffin eating plans with his lies!"

*O)FaRTy1billion beats le0n with oven mitts.
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*Lights the mit on fire, and farty being a green archon made of flamable gas ignites causing both Le0n and Voy to become badly burned and smell like crap.


"..."

-Ex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-09-17 at 19:47:36
Oven mitts are made to withstand high tempuratures; they don't burn easily. And I'm not an archon.

*O)FaRTy1billion kicks le0n out of the basement.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-17 at 19:49:42
happy.gif Dont edit your posts wanker. tongue.gif and too bad too! haha!


QUOTE(O)FaRTy1billion @ Sep 17 2006, 06:47 PM)
"But that would put kidnapping voy to an end!" sad.gif
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"One day Farty, youll thank me for this...."

*Shows Farty Voy's blood test


-Ex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-09-17 at 19:50:43
"Uh, K."

*O)FaRTy1billion shuts and locks door.

"Yay, my muffins are done before the order came."

*O)FaRTy1billion hands Voy a muffin.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-09-17 at 19:50:47
" shifty.gif ...sure...."

*Gets the muffins that Farty ordered*

*Instead burns the muffins*

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lord_Agamemnon(MM) on 2006-09-17 at 19:51:44
"Where's my motherreaking alligator sandwich?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-17 at 19:52:41
"IM SICK OF THIS MOTHER FREAKING MUFFINS IN THIS MOTHER FREAKING BAR"

-Ex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lord_Agamemnon(MM) on 2006-09-17 at 19:53:45
*Pulls out gun

"Unless I get that alligator sandwich soon, SOMEONE'S gonna get hurt!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-09-17 at 19:53:46
"Good for you. That is why we are in the basement with the muffins, and the lights out." shifty.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-09-17 at 19:54:09
*Gives an alligator to lord*

"Make yourself ur own sandwich"

*Alligator kills lord*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-09-17 at 19:54:31
"Where is the bartender?"
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