Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2004-08-31 at 22:34:18
*walks into the room with a pack of Zerglings following me; after the Zerglings tear Zombie to pieces, I get out a Smart Gun and blast the 
out of them because they're about to kill Xeno(U), EzDay, and FireKame*
Stupid Zerglings.
out of them because they're about to kill Xeno(U), EzDay, and FireKame*Stupid Zerglings.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-09-01 at 21:10:20
*thanks morpheus*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2004-09-01 at 21:17:16
You're welcome.
*suddenly, a bunch of Face Huggers come scuttling in; I try to shoot them with my Smart Gun, but I realize I'm out of ammo*
.
*I get out a shotgun and blast each Face Hugger, one by one*
Why do these things keep happening to me?!
*I kill the last Face Hugger*
*suddenly, a bunch of Face Huggers come scuttling in; I try to shoot them with my Smart Gun, but I realize I'm out of ammo*
.*I get out a shotgun and blast each Face Hugger, one by one*
Why do these things keep happening to me?!
*I kill the last Face Hugger*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-09-01 at 21:20:28
*has a face hugger on her face...mumbles something and lapses into unconsciousness*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2004-09-01 at 21:27:32
*goes to help FireKame but then stops realizing we could have an alien FireKame friend to play with*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2004-09-01 at 21:29:40
Oh, no.
*I manage to remove the Face Hugger, but FireKame dies in the process, along with the Xenomorph embryo*
*FireKame comes back to life shortly after*
w00t! She lives! Sorry about losing you back there, FireKame. Removing Face Huggers has its risks, unfortunately...
*I manage to remove the Face Hugger, but FireKame dies in the process, along with the Xenomorph embryo*
*FireKame comes back to life shortly after*
w00t! She lives! Sorry about losing you back there, FireKame. Removing Face Huggers has its risks, unfortunately...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2004-09-01 at 21:31:33
*slaps Morpheus wanting his AlienKame*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-09-01 at 21:31:42
*suddenly turns into an alien hybrid and starts sucking Morpheu's blood*
I don't know where I'm going with this. I just really like necromancers
I don't know where I'm going with this. I just really like necromancers
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2004-09-01 at 21:33:20
*skips away with alien happily*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2004-09-01 at 21:34:34
AAH!!! GET OFF ME!!! GET OFF ME!!!
*I get out a pulse rifle, but Xeno(U) takes it away and shoots me with it*
!!!
*I die*
*I get out a pulse rifle, but Xeno(U) takes it away and shoots me with it*
!!!*I die*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-09-01 at 21:37:25
*Resurects morpheus as an psudo-vampire-zombie-alien follower*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2004-09-01 at 21:38:08
*grows guilty looking at Morphues' corpse, quickly ressurects him*...*with his... Xeno-potion of.... life...?*
EDIT - Damn you, FireKame, you beat me.
EDIT - Damn you, FireKame, you beat me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2004-09-01 at 21:40:20
Must...break...free...
*I break away from FireKame's control and revert to my original form*
*I break away from FireKame's control and revert to my original form*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2004-09-01 at 21:41:57
*Grabs a BeeR and watches the free live movie*
*Xeno(U) sees me and I go to upper flors with invisible cloak, grab my BeeR and watch the free live movie*
*Xeno(U) sees me and I go to upper flors with invisible cloak, grab my BeeR and watch the free live movie*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-09-01 at 21:52:05
*orders a five shot espresso americano from the bar*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2004-09-01 at 21:55:21
Uh-oh...relapse.
*I morph back into FireKame's pseudo-vampire-zombie-alien follower*
Must...get...antidote...if...it...exists...
*I morph back into FireKame's pseudo-vampire-zombie-alien follower*
Must...get...antidote...if...it...exists...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-09-01 at 23:12:02
*drinks espresso americano*
yummmmm
yummmmm
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2004-09-01 at 23:16:33
Nothing's happening down here...
*I morph back into my normal form*
That's better.
*I order a five-shot expresso americano from the bar, then mix it with some beer; I drink the mixture*
Whoa.
*I begin twitching*
*I morph back into my normal form*
That's better.
*I order a five-shot expresso americano from the bar, then mix it with some beer; I drink the mixture*
Whoa.
*I begin twitching*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-09-01 at 23:19:25
*wonders if morpheus even knows what an espresso americano is*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2004-09-01 at 23:25:56
All I know about any kind of expresso is that it's a strong coffee brewed by forcing steam under pressure through darkly roasted, powdered coffee beans.
*I twitch again*
*I twitch again*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-09-01 at 23:27:21
*Wonders what the hell he's doing here and just starts tranforming into a counter-strike character.*
"Go! Go! Go!"
"Go! Go! Go!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-09-01 at 23:28:27
espresso americano is simply espresso shots in water. that's all. Of course, some wusses ask for room for their cream...but I like mine strong. very strong. mmmm I want coffee now...
*goes to hell*
*goes to hell*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2004-09-01 at 23:30:11
*I transform into Agent Smith for no apparent reason*
Cool.
*I try to retrieve FireKame from Hell*
Cool.
*I try to retrieve FireKame from Hell*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-09-01 at 23:31:28
*limbos in limbo*
do you know how long I've wanted to say that?
*signs off the internet*
do you know how long I've wanted to say that?
*signs off the internet*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2004-09-01 at 23:33:29
See ya.
*I return to the real world and transform back into my normal form*
*I return to the real world and transform back into my normal form*