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Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-02-20 at 02:52:01
"Oh no, 'tis The Empire, risen again!"
*EzDay2 pulls out 'The Resistance Force' t-shirt, starts to put it on, then realizes he's in plain sight, and quickly demolishes it before anyone notices
*EzDay2 looks around
*EzDay2 goes to secret underground lair and calls some old friends to come join 'AEREF"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2005-02-20 at 03:05:02
*Sees a crazy random somalie charge crashed helicopter*

Somalie: U ka ka ka LA KA LA KA U ka ka kA DOLLY ja u ka!!

*Shoots crazy somalie*

Like this wink.gif

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-02-20 at 03:11:47
*Peazel stuff this!
*Peazel orders in a Dropship and Airstrike




QUOTE
2 Hours later of the constant fighting on the moon...





*Dropship flys low
*Terran Marines get out of it and start shooting at everyone

*Peazel Hops in Dropship and the Terran Marines get back in
*Peazel Flies far away from the moon
*Peazel Airstrike comes in and drops Nuclear Bombs w00t.gif

What happens next is up to you.....you have 15 seconds before that bomb hits the surface and fries you all.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2005-02-20 at 03:57:26
A Space worthy littlebird comes and picks me off the moon just in time!!! and we fly back after peazel!

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-02-20 at 05:36:01
*Dropship starts to take heavy turbalence when entering the Earth's atmosphere
*Dropship's engines fail ohmy.gif

*Parts of the Dropships plating start to break off upon entry
*Dropship is going to crash into the planets surface!

*Peazel grabs escape pod, and ejects the attachment to the dropship and fly's out safely.



.....






.....

*Boom, the dropship crashed! wink.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-02-20 at 09:03:49
"WTF... first helicopters, now nuclear bombs... this sucks."

*I_am_Voyager7456 unburrows, now that the crazy army guy left.

*I_am_Voyager7456 shoots down the nuclear bomb using the Battlecruiser hidden under his mansion.

"Bad Peazel... that wasn't nice... "

*I_am_Voyager7456 climbs into the Battlecruiser and hovers above the moon.

"Anyone need a lift, I'm going to kill Peazel"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-02-20 at 09:15:42
Helicopters on the moon is queer, but not nuclear bombs about to destroy the entire moon...and what is even more queer is why do you have a mansion on the moon, with a battlecruiser under it

*Peazel methinks confused.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chill on 2005-02-20 at 09:48:02
*Chill is totally oblivious to what's been going on
*Chill orders a guitar
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-02-20 at 11:12:52
*FireKame wonders what camo wants with the yakuza...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-02-20 at 12:13:16
"Random fact time!"
*LegacyWeapon is fire-resistant.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-02-20 at 12:32:44
QUOTE(Peazel @ Feb 20 2005, 08:15 AM)
Helicopters on the moon is queer, but not nuclear bombs about to destroy the entire moon...and what is even more queer is why do you have a mansion on the moon, with a battlecruiser under it

*Peazel methinks  confused.gif 
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*I_am_Voyager7456 wonders why I have a battlecruiser on the moon anyway... By doubting the existance of my Battlecruiser, it fades out of existance.

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*I_am_Voyager7456 falls from orbit and impacts the moon at 300 MPH

"Pain..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2005-02-20 at 16:46:57
*Looks and sees voyager smash to the ground*

Thinks: Man I gots to help him

To Some one the Radio: Search and Resque bird on site inserting medics over

*Fast ropes down to voyager, looks at voyager's body*

To the helicopter: Man hes hurt pretty bad, I would kill him just carring him, I got to stablize down here repeat stabilize on the ground!!

*Starts to do medical stuff to voyager*

To Voyager: Breathe damnit breathe!!!

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-02-20 at 21:52:32
*EzDay2 places iron bands around Voyager, preventing him from breathing, even supposing he had the capability to
*EzDay2 shoots s.t.a.r.s. in the head, then chops it off, then gives it to some random bored kids on the moon
"Hope ya' have a good game of soccer!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2005-02-21 at 01:55:43
*My body gets up, finds my head, using my medic abilities I heal my self back to normal*

*I hate Ezday2 now*

*begins to start trying to heal voyager again*

*Punches voyager in the chest*

Yells: Damnit! I command you to breathe!!!

*Hits voyager again*

*Puts electrodes on voyager*

says: CLEAR

*Shocks voyagers"

Yells: Don't go to the light!!!, come back damnit! BREATHE!!!!

*flat-line* beeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppp

Yell: NOOOOO IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY EASIER!!!!! OH GOD WHY??????

*mmmm Im hungry, walks away and starts to eaat lunch like nothing ever happened*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-02-21 at 08:09:57
*I_am_Voyager7456 is dead, when suddenly the machine measuring his pulse falls over, causing one more electrical shock.

"I'm alive!!!!!!"

*I_am_Voyager7456 vaugely remembers an "Ezday2"...

"The Terran will pay for this insolence... THE WILL OF THE SWARM WILL NOT BE STOPPED! MUAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH!"

*I_am_Voyager7456 *cough*

*I_am_Voyager7456 picks up a Cloaking Field from the nearest Terran Armory.

*I_am_Voyager7456 *cloaks*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-02-21 at 10:42:31
*Peazel Picks up the Uraj crystal and Khalis crystal in the sockets upon the top of the Xel Naga temple.

Boom, the swarms stopped wink.gif

(You will understand what i mean if you have finished the Protoss campaign on Broodwar...)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by 007Torrasque on 2005-02-21 at 10:58:13
*007Torrasque cries because he is dead
*007Torrasque becomes a necromancer and comes back from hell
"SOMMUN HELLS DOOM ON PEAZEL
*007Torrasque Watches hell mecome one with Peazel
"Wait, i didnt want that to HAPPEN"
"NOOO"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-02-21 at 11:05:15
*Peazel Uses the power of Hell to destroy I_am_Voyager...

*Peazel fly's back to the moon

*Peazel goes up to Voyagers "Mansion on the moon" and touches the mansion and instantly sets it ablaze.......into a fire inferno.....haha w00t.gif







15 minutes later

*The house now lays flat in smoking ruins.....wow that was fun, lets go burn something else......or i could get the demons to do that pinch.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2005-02-21 at 11:40:52
*PCFredZ comes into the battle frenzy with a Command Center in transit, lands it and builds a Nuke Silo.
"I have 200 ores and gas!! MUAHAHAHA!!"
*PCFredZ reads manual, "Nuking for Dummies"
"Uh oh... ahem, I need to recruit a Ghost, with Cloak, preferably tired of this world and does not fear death, to paint a laser spot in the middle of a galactic battleground... and overall will work for free!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-02-21 at 11:47:34
*Peazel burns down PCFredZ command center with the power of hell...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-02-21 at 12:54:26
*FireKame throws a snowball at Peazel
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-02-21 at 12:56:49
*I_am_Voyager7456 is reincarnated in a Hive Chamber.

Overmind: For a long time, we have tried to assimilate the Terrans into the Swarm because of their psionic potential... but I have found a new species, with even greater potential.

Zerg Swarm Survivors: OOOoohhh...

Overmind: The species called "Yoshis". Bring them to me! At last the Swarm will be complete!

*I_am_Voyager7456 : Your will is my command, Overmind.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2005-02-21 at 14:13:14
*Finishes eating lunch* *Looks over to where voyager's body is*

Yell: ITS GONE!!!! AHHH ZOMBIES!!!!!!!

To my self: I geuss its time to lock and load and go do some zombie hunting!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-02-21 at 16:31:03
QUOTE
Overmind: For a long time, we have tried to assimilate the Terrans into the Swarm because of their psionic potential... but I have found a new species, with even greater potential.

Are you intetionally confusing Terrans with Protoss?

QUOTE
"The Terran will pay for this insolence... THE WILL OF THE SWARM WILL NOT BE STOPPED! MUAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH!"

*EzDay2 uses telepathic abilities to find out that Voyager thought this
*EzDay2 turns on a device that causes the iron bands to compress into tiny 4-inch-diamater rings

"If you shall call me Human again, vile weakling, you shall know the pain of Ithrel as he was Tortured within his own castle*, so many years ago!"

*Since none of you know what I'm talking about, since I made it up on-spot, Ithrel is some guy that gottortured really, really, really(repeat 50 times) badly.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-02-22 at 09:09:28
No, I was talking about the psionic potential of Ghosts.
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