No school tommorrow

Best break you're gunna get cause of that comment is 45 minutes to see my bros play

Ok ok heres another riddle, easy one
What's black when you get it,
Red when you use it,
And white when you're all through with it?
36. is a splinter. heard that one b4
QUOTE
What's black when you get it,
Red when you use it,
And white when you're all through with it?
Gah, I know this one, but I'll give some other peeps a chance.
EDIT: 'tanis got it
DAMN YOU CHEEZE and your editing of messages!

#33 was mine...

lol, shmeeps, your avie is awesome ^_^ (yes... i just noticed it....)
QUOTE(LordVodka @ Mar 24 2005, 05:29 PM)
36. is a splinter. heard that one b4
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Yes, it's a splinter.
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lol, shmeeps, your avie is awesome ^_^ (yes... i just noticed it....)
....wow. I know it is

That comic is so bad though
THAT'S THE BIGGEST BARREL I'VE EVER SEEN, IS IT PUMP ACTION!?!?!?
QUOTE
Has a mouth but does not speak, has a bed but never sleeps: what is it?
A river
...know where this is goin...
oihhhhh heres one
Has a mouth but does not speak, has a bed but never sleeps: what is it?
no...
NNOOOOO SHMEEPS IS REPLYING, HE MUST HAVE IT *007Torrasque dies
Edited post above

^
EDIT: Edited before Vodka
Is it a river or lake Torrasque?
DAMN YOU SHMEEPS!
DAMN YOU SHMEEPS!!!!!!!!!
(Sound Familliar enuff?)
....i swear i've heard 35. before...
Lol, I'm so unappreciated

ADDITION:
I'll give a hint on both mine #s 32 and 35
They are both math ish related
only doing this cause they are really hard.
Bring it Shmeeps
Half-way up the hill, I see thee at last
Lying beneath me with thy sounds and sights --
A city in the twilight, dim and vast,
With smoking roofs, soft bells, and gleaming lights.
What am i?
#34 2 twins had children at the same time?
well, there is a metaphor that says that music is like life. So... is 31. that metaphor?
QUOTE
Half-way up the hill, I see thee at last
Lying beneath me with thy sounds and sights --
A city in the twilight, dim and vast,
With smoking roofs, soft bells, and gleaming lights.
I know who this riddles by, I've heard it before, but I can't remember it. Gimme like five minutes.
EDIT: The Past
...boy, it got real quiet, real fast....
I got one:
You and a friend go to a restaurant. After you are dome eating, your friend pays his bill. You give the waiter a slip of paper with this combination written on it:
I004I80
The waiter takes the note and you walk out of the restaurant without paying anything. Why?
An iron horse with a flaxen tail.
The faster the horse runs,
the shorter his tail becomes. What is it?