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Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2005-07-05 at 23:19:44
You argue with me, thats your problem smile.gif lol

It use to be easy getting laid becuase I had a girl friend. But I broke up with her becuase she was acting a little bitchy and didn't like it that I played so many sports and had like no time for her.

Now all I got to do is go to a party, hook up with a girl from another city, next morning get her number if it was hot and then BOOM a got a fock buddy. (there is like 5 cities right near mine, like 1 mile away from each other)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-07-05 at 23:22:22
QUOTE(n2o-Simpsons @ Jul 5 2005, 08:15 PM)
rofl what happens to that person will be similar to what happend to the  girl in scary movie 1 or 2 im not sure... but if u seen the movie u will know what im talking about smile.gif
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I've seen 2, but which girl are you talking about? And what happened to her?

QUOTE(wesmic da pimp @ Jul 5 2005, 10:00 PM)
As a suffering victim of Elephantitus, I find it extremely difficult to find pants that fit me, and I find it difficult to meet women.
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I think victims of elephantitus would easily find great sex partners. Because as you know, women are fastidious and love sex. They like guys who can have very long orgies and keep them satisfied for a long time wink.gif

QUOTE(aE-Felagund @ Jul 5 2005, 10:12 PM)
Uh huh. There was a study (or actually several studies) that say if you have sex every few days (for guys), your sperm will be younger and kicking, making you more fertile than those idiots that have sex like once a month. I mean, Jesus Christ, do they have like three inch  tallywhacks* or something to make their women that uneasy about sex?
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Sweet! I guess it aint that bad to masturbate everyday then happy.gif

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QUOTE(S.T.A.R.S-Chris @ Jul 5 2005, 10:19 PM)
You argue with me, thats your problem smile.gif lol

It use to be easy getting laid becuase I had a girl friend.  But I broke up with her becuase she was acting a little bitchy and didn't like it that I played so many sports and had like no time for her.

Now all I got to do is go to a party, hook up with a girl from another city, next morning get her number if it was hot and then BOOM a got a fock buddy.  (there is like 5 cities right near mine, like 1 mile away from each other)
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So now you're just sleeping with random girls from different cities?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-07-05 at 23:35:22
Lol, that's the way to do it! Lol

I think i'm to big of a puss, cause I can't even go up to a chick I like and say a simple hello. It's not in my game plan. I can't do that shit lol

And once they all find out about my endowment, they all run away!

LOL!

I guess i'm doomed to an eternal damnation of no women.... LOL!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-07-05 at 23:46:50
The problem is that his balls aren't huge testicles are much as they are huge sacks of cancer. Read up on elephantitus. It's not a pretty disease. The size comes from tumors and uneven, growth. Usually they're all grotesque and misshapen.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-07-05 at 23:56:36
You know wesmic is right. porn is such a normal thing.


id look at porn if they had vampires in it lol....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-07-06 at 00:19:59
You want to know something? They do.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-07-06 at 00:20:40
Dude, there is vampire porn out there. There is porn in every thinkable genre. I would list you some Vampire sites, but I'd get in trouble.

Personally, I think vampire sex is down right wrong.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tdnfthe1 on 2005-07-06 at 00:21:36
QUOTE(Zombie @ Jul 5 2005, 09:56 PM)
You know wesmic is right. porn is such a normal thing.
id look at porn if they had vampires in it lol....
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U just gotta know where to look wink.gif
QUOTE(Millenium Army)
Sweet! I guess it aint that bad to masturbate everyday then
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Lol, that's the way to do it! Lol

I think i'm to big of a puss, cause I can't even go up to a chick I like and say a simple hello. It's not in my game plan. I can't do that shit lol

And once they all find out about my endowment, they all run away!

LOL!

I guess i'm doomed to an eternal damnation of no women.... LOL!!!!

I'm going to be honest and admit i don't know what endowment is so elaborate please. And also it's not hard to walk up to girls and say hello, for if thou shall fail, life continues and experience is a virtue. As they say nothing lost nothing gained!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-07-06 at 00:24:52
Endowment = Larger than normal censored.gif

That plain and simple lol.

And dude, it's hard to talk to chicks if you're super shy (like me)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-07-06 at 01:14:45
That dude from the movie "Hitch," Alex Hitchens is a date doctor. I think I need to pay him a visit smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2005-07-06 at 01:58:26
I think we should all start thinking more about love and less about sex.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-07-06 at 03:00:43
Amen. If you marry a brainless hot chick, what do you do when you're both 58?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Parthx86 on 2005-07-06 at 07:54:18
Well there's nothing wrong with masturbation and pornography. Its a way to ease your sexual...needs. I bet many people who are rapists don't really get too much porn. I mean, if you masturbate regularly, try stopping, and after like 2 months, you're gonna end up in the newspaper. Its primal instinct, maybe guys have it more, so what, its their own personal time. And did you know masturbation prevents prostate cancer?

This didn't really have much to do with love, we're just talkin bout the reason we all like masturbation and pornography, of course its nice to love someone, lets go start a different thread about that.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-07-06 at 08:59:05
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And did you know masturbation prevents prostate cancer?

Did you know there's no scientific proof behind that... at all.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-07-06 at 09:47:23
I agree. When you can show me scientific proof, i'll believe you smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Parthx86 on 2005-07-06 at 10:51:07
Well its not FULLY proven, I shouldn't have said that it does, I should've said that it CAN.

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn3942
If you don't feel like reading, heres the main part

The protective effect is greatest while men are in their twenties: those who had ejaculated more than five times per week in their twenties, for instance, were one-third less likely to develop aggressive prostate cancer later in life -(BJU International, vol 92, p 211).

Macho exaggeration
Giles accepts the possibility that the men who completed the questionnaires could have lied about their habits. But he doubts this skewed the results, since questions about masturbation are unlikely to evoke the same macho exaggeration as questions about, say, number of sexual partners.

But why should ejaculating more often cut the risk of prostate cancer? The team speculates that ejaculation prevents carcinogens building up in the gland. The prostate, together with the seminal vesicles, secretes the bulk of the fluid in semen, which is rich in substances such as potassium, zinc, fructose and citric acid.

Generating the fluid involves concentrating these components from the bloodstream up to 600-fold - and this could be where the trouble starts. Studies in dogs show that carcinogens such as 3-methylcholanthrene, found in cigarette smoke, are also concentrated in prostate fluid.

"It's a prostatic stagnation hypothesis," says Giles. "The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-07-06 at 11:34:46
QUOTE(DT_Battlekruser @ Jul 6 2005, 02:00 AM)
Amen.  If you marry a brainless hot chick, what do you do when you're both 58?
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And did you know masturbation prevents prostate cancer?


Well, I can safely cross that off my list of potential cancers. smile.gif

I wonder if it works the same for women.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Parthx86 on 2005-07-06 at 11:46:04
Can women even get prostate cancer?

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Amen.  If you marry a brainless hot chick, what do you do when you're both 58?


Well, by then you've probably fallen in love by then. And you'll stay together...atleast for the 92834792874 kids you have by then
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-07-07 at 05:49:12
[center]Well, first off, basically every male has some form of porn. I know many girls who regularly watch porn, I've even watched with one. If anyone saw the 20/20 about internet porn, they showed that you can litteraly be addicted to porn. It can be 'the other woman' in marriages, I've even heard of a 15 yar old murdering his mother when she caught him watching internet porn.
Bleh, if there was truth in labeling, Google would be renamed 'Porn Finder'
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-07-07 at 11:41:21
QUOTE(nuclearrabbit @ Jul 7 2005, 02:49 AM)
[center]Well, first off, basically every male has some form of porn. I know many girls who regularly watch porn, I've even watched with one. If anyone saw the 20/20 about internet porn, they showed that you can litteraly be addicted to porn. It can be 'the other woman' in marriages, I've even heard of a 15 yar old murdering his mother when she caught him watching internet porn.
Bleh, if there was truth in labeling, Google would be renamed 'Porn Finder'
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Then man, that kid had issues to begin with.

I admit, i'm addicted to porno. When I get a gf though, that addiction goes away for some reason (I think it's because when I get a gf i'm no longer lonely; Therefor, no more pushing the pork smile.gif)

So do you think that maybe most the adolescene choke the chicken because they are lonely?

That is my take on it smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-07-07 at 13:13:57
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I find that somewhat of a turn on. Kellimus, many married men look at porn as nuclear just said. Mabye it's because their tired of the same sex with the same person.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-07-07 at 14:19:00
QUOTE(nuclearrabbit @ Jul 7 2005, 02:49 AM)
[center]Well, first off, basically every male has some form of porn. I know many girls who regularly watch porn, I've even watched with one. If anyone saw the 20/20 about internet porn, they showed that you can litteraly be addicted to porn. It can be 'the other woman' in marriages, I've even heard of a 15 yar old murdering his mother when she caught him watching internet porn.
Bleh, if there was truth in labeling, Google would be renamed 'Porn Finder'
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Google sucks at finding porn.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vampire on 2005-07-07 at 14:34:18
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Google sucks at finding porn.


It does, until you turn the Safe Search off in the options menu.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-07-07 at 14:36:51
I don't use any search engines, most people don't either. They just have their specific sites they go to and whatnot.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-07-07 at 16:12:33
Meh, I'm not about to bookmark. If it's a good one, ill remember it
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