QUOTE(n2o-Simpsons @ Jul 5 2005, 08:15 PM)
rofl what happens to that person will be similar to what happend to the girl in scary movie 1 or 2 im not sure... but if u seen the movie u will know what im talking about

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I've seen 2, but which girl are you talking about? And what happened to her?
QUOTE(wesmic da pimp @ Jul 5 2005, 10:00 PM)
As a suffering victim of Elephantitus, I find it extremely difficult to find pants that fit me, and I find it difficult to meet women.
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I think victims of elephantitus would easily find great sex partners. Because as you know, women are fastidious and love sex. They like guys who can have very long orgies and keep them satisfied for a long time

QUOTE(aE-Felagund @ Jul 5 2005, 10:12 PM)
Uh huh. There was a study (or actually several studies) that say if you have sex every few days (for guys), your sperm will be younger and kicking, making you more fertile than those idiots that have sex like once a month. I mean, Jesus Christ, do they have like three inch tallywhacks* or something to make their women that uneasy about sex?
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Sweet! I guess it aint that bad to masturbate everyday then

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QUOTE(S.T.A.R.S-Chris @ Jul 5 2005, 10:19 PM)
You argue with me, thats your problem

lol
It use to be easy getting laid becuase I had a girl friend. But I broke up with her becuase she was acting a little bitchy and didn't like it that I played so many sports and had like no time for her.
Now all I got to do is go to a party, hook up with a girl from another city, next morning get her number if it was hot and then BOOM a got a fock buddy. (there is like 5 cities right near mine, like 1 mile away from each other)
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So now you're just sleeping with random girls from different cities?