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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-08-11 at 18:38:23
At least girls don't deal with the loaded/unloaded problem.


Especialy when they are in prison.

A man will take prison harder sexualy because be becomes loaded for a LONG time.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ._. on 2005-08-13 at 20:31:28
Wow... It's pretty sick thinking about it.. but, I like what gender I am!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-08-13 at 22:14:04
No, but a did a google search (i am a guy)

Reasons for being a girl:
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1.We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks
2.Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
3.Yea- PMS sucks,; But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
4.If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat
5.We get the bigger apartment on Friends.
6. Girl talk.You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
7.We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us<
8.Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( howdo guys live without that stuff?)
9.We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)
10.We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
11.Matt,Ward,Sean,Chris, pat, Shawn, JJ, John, Adam, Kris. Need i explain this one? hahhaha
12.We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!!
13.We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough...lol
14.That whole circumcision thing!
15.When we get married; we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
16.We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway?
17.At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
18.We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)
19.Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!
20.We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
21.We dont have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
22.Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
23.SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are.
24.We dont have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
25.That special bond we have with our moms-some day.
26.We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
27.Nobody makes fun of us for liking BSB or N'sync Well almost nobody.
28.Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
29.We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
30.We give really really good advice.
31.On t.v. shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
32.Dollhouse, Delia's, XOXO, Wet Seal,Deb,Rave,Charlotte Russe
33.We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
34.Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls.
35.Bevis and Butt-Head arent funny.
36.The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been writen about you.
37.We dont have to sit on our wallets.
38.And our wallets have a place for change.
39.Its entirely possible that we will marry Ben Affleck some day.
40.Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center.
41.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.
42.Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.
43.We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
44.Britney, Eve, Kathrine, Buffy, Josie and the *****cats, Gwen.
45.We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well its true. 46.Our magazines have Horoscopes.
47.We dont have to stuff boxers in our jeans.(How can that be comfortable?)
48.Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs.(yet)
49.Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sounds cool but guys named Amanda arent much of a turn on.
50.We look great in tank tops. << Dam right we do!



Reasons for being a guy:

Geuss what, there isn't any... not on a google search anyways pinch.gif But there are reason why beer is better than girls:

EDIT: Just substitute "BEER" for "MEN"

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1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
2. BEER stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
6. BEER is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
9. BEER labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.
11. BEER never has a headache.
12. After you have a BEER, the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.
14. If you pour a BEER right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
16. A BEER ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a BEER with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a BEER.
19. A BEER is always wet.
20. BEER doesn't demand equality.
21. A BEER doesn't care when you come.
22. You can have a BEER in public.
23. A frigid BEER is a good BEER.
24. You don't have to wash a BEER before it tastes good.
25. BEER always comes in multiples of six.
26. BEER doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a BEER.
28. After you have a BEER, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the
empty bottle.
29. A BEER never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty.
30. When your BEER is gone, you just pop another.
31. You rarely (if ever) find BEER labels on the shower curtain rod.
32. BEER looks the same in the morning.
33. BEER doesn't look you up in a month.
34. BEER doesn't worry about someone walking in.
35. BEER doesn't worry about waking the kids.
36. BEER doesn't get cramps.
37. BEER doesn't have a mother.
38. BEER doesn't have morals.
39. BEER doesn't go crazy once a month.
40. BEER always listens and never argues.
41. BEER labels don't go out of style every year.
42. BEER doesn't whine, it bubbles.
43. BEER doesn't have cold hands/feet.
44. BEER doesn't demand legality.
45. BEER is never overweight.
46. If you change BEERs, you don't have to pay alimony.
47. BEER won't run off with your credit cards.
48. BEER doesn't have a lawyer.
49. BEER doesn't need much closet space.
50. BEER can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
51. BEER doesn't complain about the way you drive.
52. BEER doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
53. BEER never changes its mind.
54. BEER doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
55. BEER never asks you to change the station.
56. BEER doesn't make you go shopping.
57. BEER doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
58. BEER doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
59. BEER is always easy to pick up.
60. Big, fat BEERs are nice to have.
61. BEER doesn't pout or play games.
62. BEER NEVER says no.
63. BEER is easy to get into.
64. BEER never complains when you take it somewhere.
65. BEER doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other BEERs.
66. BEER doesn't wear a bra.
67. BEER doesn't mind getting dirty.
68. BEER doesn't complain about insensitivity.
69. BEER doesn't use up your toilet paper.
70. BEER doesn't live with its mother.
71. BEER doesn't blow you off.
72. BEER doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
73. BEER doesn't censored.gif, yell, or cry.
74. BEER doesn't mind football season.
75. A BEER won't make you go to church.
76. A BEER is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
77. A BEER doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.
78. A BEER doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
79. A BEER doesn't give a censored.gif if you keep a bunch of other BEERs around.
80. A BEER will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials wit babies are
"cute".
81. If a BEER leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.
82. A BEER will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman" instead of
"doberperson".
83. A BEER won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of lesbian folk music on
your favorite radio station.
84. A BEER won't claim that the Three Stooges are :poo:heads.
85. A BEER won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up.
86. If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a BEER, it won't think
you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable juice.
87. A BEER won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
88. A BEER won't smoke in your car.
89. A BEER won't argue that there's no difference between
shooting down an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and
blowing a Korean airliner out of the sky.
90. A BEER will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
91. A BEER will actually *support* belching and farting and share your enthusiasm for
getting them included as demonstration sports in the 1992 Olympic Games in
Barcelona.
92. A BEER is always ready to leave on time.
93. A BEER never fishes for compliments.
94. Some BEERs (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits.
95. BEER tastes *good*.
96. If you take a BEER outta the fridge just to look at it but then decide to drink it, the
BEER won't accuse you of "date rape".
97. A BEER won't raise any objections to an evening of watching "John Holmes'
Greatest Hits" on your VCR.
98. An ice-cold BEER will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
99. A BEER won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the grocery
store.
100. A BEER won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse "just for
the articles". (You *are* lying, but the BEER won't accuse you of it.)


Long eh?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-13 at 22:27:58
2.Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
....Guys enjoy that kind of stuff
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35.Bevis and Butt-Head arent funny.
I repeat.
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23.SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are.
Guys DONT enjoy that kind of stuff
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11.Matt,Ward,Sean,Chris, pat, Shawn, JJ, John, Adam, Kris. Need i explain this one? hahhaha
2 ANSWERS-
——Google image search, need i explain this one?
——[Insert female name here],[Insert female name here],[Insert female name here],[Insert female name here],[Insert female name here] and [Insert female name here]. Need i explain this one?
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17.At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
All guys survive the horror flicks, bright one.


I could go on and on. This list makes me hate females, please, get it away from me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-08-14 at 02:42:25
Beavis and Butthead rule!
My sister likes them, why don't you?\

Slumber parties: Let me put this in simple terms; I'm not gay.

Horror Movies: She may always survive, but usually she's the one who got everyone else killed through 'OMG!!! THE MONSTERS RIGHT OUTSIDE THIS DOOR WHAT TO WE DO??'.

#45 for BEER; If we replace beer with men / man, you have just told a very big lie.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sniper on 2005-08-14 at 02:57:29
It's really weird, say your a guy, you say you wanna be a girl. But, if you were a girl, you would say that you wanted to be a guy, your thoughts change completely depending on your gender. Your never satisfied!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by illusion(SS) on 2005-08-14 at 06:13:01
you know... i had a very long responce for this, but then i went to play orbiter and forgot it... meh. life sucks. but basically. i wouldent want to be a girl from brith. i'd like to try it and have my original thoughts and stuff, and then go back to a guy. for exparamental perpouses.

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No way, although women may master langauges I can't possibly understand, somehow know the relationships of every person in the school, get peanut butter on bread without ripping the bread apart, and so many other things, I like being a man.

ROTFLMAO
haha. ripping.. hahahaha...


ummm *alot of other replies to funny stuff here that i forgot and that im to lazy to put in*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-08-14 at 18:20:49
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#45 for BEER; If we replace beer with men / man, you have just told a very big lie.


Well, i didn't read any of it. tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-08-14 at 18:22:37
please don't use my words with out including my name!!!
Lol


Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-14 at 18:40:11
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1.We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks

Errm... Not when I do, I just get ALOT of laughs.
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29.We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.

Ooh, platforms... Perfect PIMPin' shoes...
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33.We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.

Callin' me silly!?
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41.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.

I wear dresses alot... Just get laughs.

Yeah, I have a strong femenine side... I also have alot of friends who happen to be girls...
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-14 at 20:15:19
QUOTE(Shapechanger @ Aug 13 2005, 11:42 PM)
Beavis and Butthead rule!
My sister likes them, why don't you?\

Slumber parties: Let me put this in simple terms; I'm not gay.
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Bevis and Butthead rule!

And uh... You're calling me and all my friends gay because we would party at one of our houses then crash there?

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Errm... Not when I do, I just get ALOT of laughs.

Ooh, platforms... Perfect PIMPin' shoes...

Callin' me silly!?

I wear dresses alot... Just get laughs.

Yeah, I have a strong femenine side... I also have alot of friends who happen to be girls...
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Right on! You're :censored:ing tits!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-15 at 16:47:02
I didnt look at the beer one, that was funny...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-08-20 at 15:49:27
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That whole circumsion thing...


I'm guessing ajewish girl didn't write this
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-08-20 at 19:24:12
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30.We give really really good advice.

That's the biggest lie I've ever seen. I must be cursed, but I've never gotten good advice from a chick. I always ended up in pain somehow or feeling like I didn't do blam about a problem.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-08-20 at 19:29:04
QUOTE(Infested-Jerk @ Aug 11 2005, 04:38 PM)
At least girls don't deal with the loaded/unloaded problem.
Especialy when they are in prison.

A man will take prison harder sexualy because be becomes loaded for a LONG time.
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You've obviously never seen what happens in prison scared.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-08-20 at 20:06:51
Considering they don't become more dangeous to themselves than others.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-08-22 at 16:42:29
The Movie Seed of Chucky, how come glen/glenda is a boy and a girl? scared.gif
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