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Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-12-17 at 12:29:50
WAAAHHHH!!

Oh, Indeeeed...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-12-17 at 12:33:02
We're going to need loads of underlings to send into battle who we don't care about.
At first I thought 'Let's inslave the cute adorable pink bunny wabbits', but they are too adorable and might turn some of the lesser Evil people to stone.
So why not recruit anyone else you wants to and is at least a bit evil and use them as fodder?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-12-17 at 12:34:11
Ill make Mr. Ex and N2o who didnt specify what they wanted "Stupid Warrior Peasants"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2005-12-17 at 12:38:35
THEY MUST WEAR T3H SYMBOL!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-12-17 at 12:38:50
sly.gif
Oh, and I'll need an assistant.
Anyone who is evil, spells good, and is quite intelligent (and if I like him/her) can be my personal assistant. My old one was turned to stone D: .
Report, edit, etc...Posted by D)s-202 on 2005-12-17 at 12:39:01
Can i be an officer? i killed 4 lamps and 3 bunnies. though the bunnies were suicidal
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-12-17 at 12:40:24
Yah. You killed a lamp ermm.gif
I advise either sticking to waterboy's waterboy's waterboy or becoming one of the lesser fighters.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2005-12-17 at 12:42:28
we'll make him water boys water boys water boy

thats good for him....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-12-17 at 12:45:54
QUOTE(Dorkhawk @ Dec 17 2005, 09:28 AM)
And I hope insane general is a high rank... (wink wink nudge nudge?)
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Put it this way:
1. WarHammer is higher then you.
2. Ham is higher then me.
3. I am higher then you
And then you are higher then mostly everyone else tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-12-17 at 12:47:14
I wanna be lord of pain...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-12-17 at 12:50:31
Hmm... are you evil enough?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-12-17 at 12:52:51
*Silver-Dragon kills a cute pink bunny wabbit with big, mournful eyes and a white, fluffy tail.*
That one nearly turned me to stone as well..
I really need an assistant to sacr- to 'help' me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-12-17 at 12:58:03
Aye, Summons a dragon for Silver
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-12-17 at 13:03:07
Hmm..
*Silver-Dragon examines its teeth, claws, and scales*
Not bad..
And fire breathing too..
You're a good summoner.
Is this a permanent summons or a temporary one?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-12-17 at 13:13:17
Do you think hito is a cheap player of tricks? Permanent!!

Were low on officers so we shall move DS to a higher rank.... Besides.. those lamps can be tough blam sometimes... ermm.gif

Ah, and the prince of evil is moved higher up.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-12-17 at 13:14:22
Wonderful.
Thank you, Hitokiri.
*Silver-Dragon names his dragon Crenshiguenvar*
*Silver-Dragon and Crenshiguenvar go out hunting cute pink adorable bunny wabbits*

Why not make Nuclearwabbit Lord Of disease, or his waterboy?
Why is it his waterboy's waterboy?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by D)s-202 on 2005-12-17 at 13:17:05
is lord of pain to much to ask
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-12-17 at 13:17:27
Nuclearrabbit called water boy.. Though Vizual called first, i saw nuclearrabbit's post first anyway... besides, vizual is lighthearted.. =_=

Ds- Uh.. Hmm.. Well we need someone in the position. If you decapitate someone's cat, sure.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-12-17 at 13:17:56
See? Officers of evil are not supposed to whine.
*Crenshiguenvar kills a bunny wabbit*

Ok, not nuclearwabbit then.. but why 202?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-12-17 at 13:19:10
Cause... Hes the first to ask...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by D)s-202 on 2005-12-17 at 13:20:01
*destoys 5 lamps*
DONE
*decapitates a lion*
*eats a kitty*
FEEEL PAIN! yu kitty
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-12-17 at 13:20:16
If you say so.
I dont want to be thrown into heaven again. I still have a rash from the last time.
*Silver-Dragon and Crenshiguenvar start hunting badgers.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-12-17 at 13:20:32
Aye, I'm off for a second to kill the evil mooses in Heaven.
*Hitok1r1 summons the blade warrior Zedin
Zedin, come with me! To arms!
*Hitok1r1 teleports off to Heaven
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-12-17 at 13:20:52
WAAAAAAAAAAH WE MUST GATHER FOR THE FEASTING OF GOATS FLESH... AND PIE!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-12-17 at 13:21:15
And he doesn't even get a rash..

Goat Flesh!! I'll help collect the goat's.
*Silver-Dragon and Crenshiguenvar go off to hunt goats*

*Silver-Dragon and Crenshiguenvar retern with a goat the size of the titanic*

Oh, and what flavor pie do you want?
I like lemon, blood, bone, and apple pie, plus blueberry and raspberry. You?
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