Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-07-11 at 14:59:56
QUOTE(Atreyu) @ Jul 11 2006, 04:14 AM)
Ok well, this may sound kind of weird but I went to a porn shop earlier today and asked the man at the desk about this kind of chair. He told me there are chairs in which a female sits in and gets a tingly feeling around her entire body, while the "penis" type thing is insterted into her vagina which vibrates like a monkey on acid having a seizure. I don't know if its the exact chair he was talking about but he said he has heard about them but never has seen one.
I highly advise you to ask your dad or your step-mom about this.
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I highly advise you to ask your dad or your step-mom about this.
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Somehow, I guessed that.
QUOTE(n2o-SiMpSoNs @ Jul 11 2006, 09:14 AM)
But you are only 14? How could you have gone into a porn shop?
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Something tells me that the guy behind the counter really wouldn't care how old you are.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2006-07-11 at 19:55:12
Oh, my sister got home today. Guess where the spineboard really was?
Under her bed. My dad really isn't this stupid most of the time. I'm confused.
Under her bed. My dad really isn't this stupid most of the time. I'm confused.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demon on 2006-07-11 at 20:10:58
Just get to asking them, if you keep your mind on it you'll start hating yourself and might get easily irritated.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowSnipe4 on 2006-07-11 at 20:12:38
QUOTE(Shapechanger @ Jul 11 2006, 06:54 PM)
Oh, my sister got home today. Guess where the spineboard really was?
Under her bed. My dad really isn't this stupid most of the time. I'm confused.
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Under her bed. My dad really isn't this stupid most of the time. I'm confused.
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Maybe he tried it and it killed off a few brain cells...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Atreyu) on 2006-07-12 at 00:52:52
QUOTE(n2o-SiMpSoNs @ Jul 11 2006, 11:14 AM)
But you are only 14? How could you have gone into a porn shop?
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You ever think of people who lie about age? My friend told me hes seen one before and he says it looks like the one he saw.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-07-12 at 01:33:26
I'm gone for a month...
ROFL! This is funny crap.
Your sister has a sybian chair in her room? I'd use it mang.
ROFL! This is funny crap.
Your sister has a sybian chair in her room? I'd use it mang.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-07-12 at 10:22:39
Show your sister and make her ask. muahahaha
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-07-12 at 13:43:19
QUOTE(Moonrocks @ Jul 11 2006, 09:33 PM)
I'm gone for a month...
ROFL! This is funny crap.
Your sister has a sybian chair in her room? I'd use it mang.
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ROFL! This is funny crap.
Your sister has a sybian chair in her room? I'd use it mang.
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I'd hit it!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2006-07-13 at 15:42:37
If you won't ask your parents about it, have you sister ask. But really, you won't feel any better or get this out of your head until you ask your parents.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodle77(MM) on 2006-07-13 at 20:36:21
Some info for you people: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-07-15 at 10:00:38
QUOTE(Doodle77(MM) @ Jul 13 2006, 07:35 PM)
Some info for you people: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian
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HEY! I have seen that thing before. (not in rl)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-07-15 at 10:03:49
I seen this one movie with Jordan Capri where she rides one.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2006-07-15 at 22:14:42
Dont get off topic now... we dont care about your fantasies and what you've seen.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-07-16 at 11:50:22
QUOTE(Ninebreaker @ Jul 15 2006, 09:14 PM)
Dont get off topic now... we dont care about your fantasies and what you've seen.
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I care.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-07-24 at 03:56:11
What's the update on the chair? Did you confront your parents about it? What's going on, you just left us in the dark about this! You can't do that.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chrono_seifer on 2006-07-24 at 06:15:14
QUOTE(Chronophobia @ Jul 11 2006, 04:29 AM)
Oh yeah! Try to use it!
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.. who else think's come next winter the'll be one for the whole family,^
then you'll get your chance, o.O drink intill you forget the chair
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-07-26 at 01:18:47
Lets all go play on Shapechanger's new chair! 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demon on 2006-07-26 at 12:33:25
His dad took it apart, it looks like a regular chair now.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-07-26 at 15:36:22
A sybian chair ain't a sybian without the phallice...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-07-28 at 23:32:02
QUOTE(Demon @ Jul 26 2006, 10:33 AM)
His dad took it apart, it looks like a regular chair now.
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Yeah, but he located all the parts.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demon on 2006-07-29 at 10:54:50
Ya, but would he actually know where all the straps and wires go?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xenogenesis on 2006-07-29 at 11:49:35
QUOTE(Demon @ Jul 29 2006, 10:54 AM)
Ya, but would he actually know where all the straps and wires go?
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Shapechanger already stated that he found it in a leather suitcase on the piano.
BTW, this indeed is the most hilarious post that I've ever read so far.
EDIT: In my case, I wouldn't really mind if my parents use those. Yeah, they are
my parents, so morally I feel weird, but they are normal humans as well. They do
have their pros and cons, and they might want to have some sexual pleasure. I'd
say nothing's wrong with a married couple having that.
And the most important thing is, everyone here were also born by their parents,
as a result of sexual intercourse. Right?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-07-29 at 15:13:10
just confront ur parents
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shocko on 2006-07-29 at 15:23:09
this is the most intense topic ive ever seen on sen. i am DYING to find out what your parents have to see i know id love to ask my parents something like that. all the times they are curios wht i get up to i get to play their mind games on them. its like a free win against your parents dude.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kupo on 2006-07-29 at 16:11:28
so your parents must be those freaky sex toy people? or perhaps they like the pain and pleasure!?% WHO KNOWS!