*The Real world was desgusting, i try to find a way out*
*slaps everyone that posted here*
aww crap i slapped myself...
*Posts here and has nothing to say*

*blares country music, than burns all of the ear muffs except for the ones she is wearing*

AAH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
*I transform into an Infested Terran*
LIVE FOR THE SWARM!!!
*I run up to FireKame's stereo and explode, destroying the stereo and killing myself*
*looks weird*
*thinks/rubs head*
*damns everyone to hell*
*somehow gets shot and dies*
*teh end of Aster*
Man I'm losing it!
*I come back to life, single-handedly liberate everybody from Hell, ressurect Aster, and banish Lisk to Hell*
Ok, now that that's done...
*Kow keeps on mooing and chewing his cud*
Could you stop that, please? It's kinda getting on my nerves here.
AAH!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!
*I take out a fire extinguisher and put out the fire*
Ah, much better.
*lights random things on fire*
*drinks V8*
*I realize that I'm not one of the random things set on fire*
Good.
*set's morpheus' shirt on fire*
*I just stand there as my shirt is consumed by the flames*
*feels bad and puts the fire out, than dies*
NOT AGAIN!!!
*I try to resurrect FireKame, but fail*

!!! Wait...
*I get an idea*
I've got it!
*I infest FireKame with Zerg genetic material, turning her into my Infested Terran slave*
Perfect.
*is an infested Terran slave, and looks for her master*
Uh, didn't you read the post before yours? You're MY Infested Terran slave. Thusly, I am your master, not the Overmind or the Cerebrates or even the Queen of Blades herself. Now do my bidding!
*I realize that I don't have any bidding to be done*
Great. Just great. Just do whatever you want, FireKame.
*i laugh and say u piece of doosh,revives firekame with mystical power*
*is no longer a slave, and sets up a karoake for all the people to enjoy*
BUAHAHAHAHA
*creeps all over the place*