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Ghosts need to get an implant in their brains so they don't go haywire due to their psi crap. Why else did they use Kerrigan to activate the Psi Emitter?

Why else did Kerrigan say "YOU PIG!" to Raynor when they first met?

(Your not roleplaying the person above my post)

*Gets in Hummer and starts driving around*

"No, I was talking about the psionic potential of Ghosts."
A: Their psionic potential is low. If they wanted psionics, they would probably go for Protoss.
B: The Zerg already, to an extent, assimilated humans.
C: They've been trying to take over the Protoss, so as to make the Perfect Species, as the Xel'Naga planned. Which, of course, is one of the reasons some people believe Duran is Xelly.

*EzDay2 shoots s.t.a.r.s.'s hummer with a bolt of psionic energy

-_-

Yells: Thanks! Thanks a lot A-hole!!!!! -_-

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That's why I didn't use quotation marks, duh.

"Hasta la vista!!"

*PCFredZ grabs a laser pointer himself to call down a tactical nuke, dispite the fact that Peazel burned down the Command Center. This nuke silo was built with X-Tra's Alternate Mode!

"Muahahaha!!"

[alarm]Nuclear launch detected.[/alarm]

"Nuclear Launch... this cannot interfere with our goals..."

*I_am_Voyager7456 takes aim at PCFredZ...

*EzDay2 uses telekinetic powers to redirect nuclear missile, and PCFredz's 'painter' to some random asteroid a few hundred trillion miles away
*EzDay2 stops uses powers of insanity to make Peazel think I got hit by a snowball
*EzDay2 laughs at Peazel's reaction to realizing it really was him who got hit by a snowball

"hehehe... who knows what's reality, besides me?"
*evil cackling, laughter, screeching, howling, chuckling, and so forth*

*PCFredZ merely repoints his laser pointer.

"Here comes the nuke!"

[The nuclear missle descends to the ground...]

[alarm]Warning! Contact imminent! 5... 4... [/alarm]

*PCFredZ enters a Bunker.

[alarm]3... 2... 1... 0[/alarm]

[The nuclear missle hits the ground, causing 0.5 damage to all units within a 2-grid blast radius]

*PCFredZ's Bunker collapses.

"Aww, I paid good money for this nuke shelter!"

[Because zero is an amount too.]

*I_am_Voyager7456 regenerates the 0.5 damage.

"Wasn't that kind of... pointless?"

*I_am_Voyager7456 sneaks away while everyone is blinded by the explosion.

"Now to find the Yoshi specimen... "

*PCFredZ has 0 ores and gas.

"I NEED A JOB!"

*PCFredZ points in an empty corner:

"You there! Need your face repaired?"

*PCFredZ points at a chair:

"You there! Need a delivery job?"

*PCFredZ points at a tractor:

"You there! Need a hitman?"

*PCFredZ points at a ...:

"You there, need a..."

*I_am_Voyager7456 looks up

"Why yes PCFredz, I need someone to assist me in capturing a Yoshi"

"The Overmind would pay you a considerable amout in Minerals and Vespene... say, 100,000?"

"Only 100,000? I could acquire more then that without cheating!"
*EzDay2 steps on the give 1000 resources to PCFredz's Beacon
*EzDay2 tells 'Diplomat' to continue walking onto the beacon
"Now, do me a favor. Get me a sandwich. And don't work for anyone but me. If you do that, then my Civ will keep walking onto the beacon over and over again for the rest of your life
*EzDay2 's Diplomat has already given 50,000 to PCFredz

*Crawls over a small hill*

*Aims assault rifle at EzDay2's Dilpomat who gives money to people next to beacon*

*Snipes Diplomat*

Yells: ohhhhhhh HEAD SHOT, like that sweet revenge EzDay2????

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"Cheating... what do you mean cheating? The Overmind has over 500,000 Drones across 400 systems mining resources for him. Fine... I'll up my offer to 500,000."

"As for you, Terran..."

*I_am_Voyager7456 calls in Queens to Ensnare EzDay2 with the super strong, immobilizing, non-wearing off Goop Of Death.

*I_am_Voyager7456 drops a Television infront of EzDay2

"Lets see if you'll be more cooperative with the Swarm... after 400,000 straight hours of Teletubbies?"

"Of course I don't have time to wait for all that so..."

*I_am_Voyager7456 takes out a shiny black box.

"Behold the Portable Time Bubble! Although years will pass for you, only seconds pass in the actual universe. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

*I_am_Voyager7456 sets the Time Bubble and leaves.

*High-5's Voyager*

Says: Nice Voyager, we should be partners in this whole weird world!

*PCFredZ gloats over the free money he just got. Seeing how the Diplomat is dead, he steps on the beacon himself.

<Proposed rule addition: let's limit the game so that none of the players, i.e., you and I, can die; it'll make everything keep flowing and whatnot>

*a trigger, detecting that for some reason I don't have a Terran Civilian, creates one at location 'Diplomat Return', applies properties Invincible, and displays text:
Map: "Player 4's Diplomat has died, meaning that someone must have hacked to kill the invinicnible unit!!!!!!!!!"
*creates 150 'Death Reaper's(Zergling Heroes, 100 HP, 200 Defense, 25 Damage, +50 because of upgrades) at location 'Player 4'*

Map: "Warning! Unit unplaceable : Death Reaper (####.####)"
Map: "Warning! Unit unplaceable : Death Reaper (####.####)"
Map: "Warning! Unit unplaceable : Death Reaper (####.####)"
Map: "Warning! Unit unplaceable : Death Reaper (####.####)"
Map: "Warning! Unit unplaceable : Death Reaper (####.####)"
Map: "Warning! Unit unplaceable : Death Reaper (####.####)"
Map: "Warning! Unit unplaceable : Death Reaper (####.####)"

[repeat 3 times]

*EzDay2 recieves a bonus of 1,000,000 oreandgas
*EzDay2 buys a medic to Restoration me, and buys a Shield Battery to restore my shields
"Woah... this map must be hacked... those Unit Unplaceable errors aren't right..."

"I am the Chipmunk of Doom. The time of reckoning is upon us! The Chipmunk of Doom does not need to play rigged or hacked maps simply because he is.... well... a Chipmunk of Doom... erm.... yea.."

[B]Bow before the Chipmunks! Rodent Power!

"Yes, an allliance would be most beneficial... We will unite to end the EzDay2 threat once and for all!"

*I_am_Voyager7456 summons 450 Queens (spaced out, to avoid unit unplaceable errors) which broodling the Death Reapers.

"Attack Broodling army, attack before your lifespan runs out!"

*I_am_Voyager7456 goes into SCXE and removes EzDay2's Diplomat and all triggers related to it.

*Grizzly(B2BF) the pizza dude roles up in his lil' red moped

I got an order of pizza from a..."I_am_Voyager7456" for 900 broodlings all pepparoni with a dash of pineapple for 1798 minerals (2 minerals each and buy 899 get 1 free special offer). Wanna pay that in cash or cheque? (or minerals).

*Grizzly(B2BF) recieves the minerals

"Thanks..."

broodlings all die due to energy loss

*Grizzly(B2BF)

I_am_Voyager7456 is left with 899 pizzas..."Have a nice day"

"Oh... I WILL!"

*I_am_Voyager7456 begins scarfing down the pizzas that he charged to the Overmind's account.

"Hey S.T.A.R.S, want some?"

Ironically, I'm eating pizza now...

That's not very ironic... in fact, it's not ironic at all.

*EzDay2 laughs at Voyager when he gets the 'Cannot save file: Currently in use' error
"Haha!"
*EzDay2 watches as 1800 Dark Templar get spawned in various places, then morphs them into Dark Archons, and Mind Controls all the Broodlings
*EzDay2 is saddened by the fact that the Broodlings died a couple seconds after Mind Controlling
"DAMN! Waste of Mind Controls!"
*EzDay2 watches as a trigger turns all my DA's into Hallucinations and then kills them
*PO-POOF-POO-P-P-PoO-OOF-PO-OFF-OOF-pPOOF...*
" !"

Thanks Voyager, I am very hungry indeed!

*Turns on "It was a good day"-By Ice Cube, on the portable sound system I was carrying*

*Starts eating pizza*

Im feeling good when this song plays, I'm very happy beucase today was a good day, its the shit !