*Zycorax enter the bar*
"Whats up?"
*Zycorax understands that he is not in SEN Bar. He is in a gay club. The real bar is across the street*
*Enterprise1701(MM) notes that Jammed zycorax never actually said he left the bar.
"Ew."
"meh."
*Rents the egg song video*
"OMFG GET YOUR EGGS HERE!"
*Leaves the bar without saying a word...*
*Centreri summons a swarm of zerglings to keel everyone!*
"Nothing can stop me now! Only a genius would think to bring air units or tanks/reavers/lurkers with them! Mwahahahaha!"
*Syphon(MM) calls in yamato strike.
*leaves*
"Im bored of the bar right now, nothings going on....-_-"
*Summons an invincible zergling and kills the enemy zerglings.*
*Enterprise1701(MM) is already flying, and uses phasers to eliminate the zerglings.
*Fells a sleep (non alcoholic)
*Places a big blue "F" sign, declaring SeN bar a health hazard and highly recommends it be shut down.
*Owns all of the zerglings*
"Jesus, those lings are annoying, get out!"
*Goes to sleep*
*Enters the bar and wake everyone up* =D
"Arr! My Zergling army was defeated! Arr!"
*Centreri summons an army of interceptor-loaded carriers, all spaced evenly apart making it impossible to hit more then 5 with a nuke*
"National Pirate Day FTW, Arr!"
"Commence evasive maneuvers!"
*Enterprise1701(MM) commences evasive maneuvers.
"Call for backup!"
*Enterprise1701(MM) calls for Voyager7456 for assistance.
"Take out the interceptors with phasers; go for the carriers with photon torpedoes! Fire!"
*Enterprise1701(MM) does the above.
*Zycorax leaves the bar because it gets too noisy and he have to go to bed soon anyway*
*Voyager7456(MM) assists Enterprise with some supressive fire
"F**kers havnt given me my beer yet...."
"NOOOOO I MISSED SPEAK LIKE A PIRATE DAY"
*Jumps outta bar window*
*Teleports into bar*
"Wait no i didnt."
*Enterprise1701(MM) throws beer bottle at Lyon.
"There."
*Walks into the bar.
"What I've been off on my 24 hour vacation and my bar is filled with pancakes,muffins,maple syrup orange juice and dead zergling bodies! "
"Thats it im hiring more Janitors to clean up this mess "
*Walks upstairs and notices its in a mess
"Who knocked over my Big screen T.V." *Enterprise1701(MM) points at doomstrike.
*Steals Mini Goose's master key and locks everyone inside the bar.