*I begin singing the following songs:
"In Da Club"- 50 Cent
"How Come"- D12
"Lose Yourself"- Eminem
"Take Me Out"- Franz Ferdinand
"The Reason"- Hoobastank
"Why"- Jadakiss
"99 Problems"- Jay-Z
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl"- Jet
"Slow Motion"- Juvenile
"Jesus Walks"- Kanye West
"Turn Me On"- Kevin Lyttle
"Headsprung"- LL Cool J
"Harder to Breathe"- Maroon 5
"This Love"- Maroon 5
"Freek-a-Leek"- Petey Pablo
"Confessions Part 2"- Usher
After singing "Confessions Part 2," SC-X/\/\asta explodes*
That's for calling me a douche.
*debates getting drunk before doing karaoke, wonders if anyone knows where that word originated from*
*is wondering where that word came from while singing "blue"
kar·a·o·ke n. [Jpn, lit. empty orchestra > kara, void, empty + oke, orchestra] 1 A music entertainment system providing prerecorded accompaniment to popular songs that a performer sings live, usually by following the words on a video screen 2 The performance of such music
*Sings karoake while pooping on everyones head*
*moos and goes off in a grassy corner of the room to smo... err chew his cud*
*releases a zergling from its cage*
*Eats the zergling..*
*num num num*
*eats Lo[S]eR..*
*yummy yummy*
*I shoot an ox in the head with a C-10 canister rifle and eat it*