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*I_am_Voyager7456 notices Theoretical Human when a Overlord passes by.

*I_am_Voyager7456 casts Broodling

"pwn3d"

"NOOOOOO! S.T.A.R.S!"

*I_am_Voyager7456 places S.T.A.R.S in a Stasis Cell until something can be done.

*Sort of dead*

*Spirit rising out of crippled human body*

Thinks: Must not go to light!!!!!!

*Trys to fly back to body, but an unholy force is pullying me to death....*

Through Spiritual Telopathic powers I speak to voyager: Do something!!!! I won't be able to stay away from the light much longer!!!!!

"OMGWTF??? Who's talking to me"

*I_am_Voyager7456 thinks...

"S.T.A.R.S? Is that you? Wow... that's kinda creepy..."

*I_am_Voyager7456 spys a Fenix(Dragoon) on the horizion

"Aha! Out of it buster! Get your own dragoon"

*I_am_Voyager7456 flings Fenix out of his dragoon.

"Here you go... this should work."

*Wakes up*

AHHH IM DROWNING AHHHHH......oh this fluid keeps me alive.

Hey!......I can walk on all fours!

*Stubbs toe/foot thing*

HEY! that didn't hurt! HEY!!!!!! I can shoot lasers now, IM A DRAGOON NOW!!!!!
AWSOME!!!!!!!!!

Yells: Thanks voyager!!!!!!

*EzDay2 bans TheoreticalHuman for using hacks to allow him to modify the map in-game

... God, you change maps while playing them!
Also, Theoretical, the damage cycles. If you have so much, it starts over. And long before that much damage. Therefore, it's impossible to do that much damage.

*EzDay2 casts Stasis Field on Voyager jsut before he flings Fenix out of the Dragoon, recieves 40,000 oreandgas from Fenix as a thank-me, casts Stasis Field on S.T.A.R.S., then orders an empty Dragoon shell from Aiur
"Assholes, trying to kill Fenix. I'll give you this Shell, but at a cost..."

"What cost... and Fenix is already dead... uh... technically. Haven't you played Brood War?"

*I_am_Voyager7456 thinks for a second.

"Wait... if Theoretical did that much damage, and it cycled... wouldn't S.T.A.R.S still be alive?"

*PCFredZ IP bans T.H. for using a mod instead of just opening up Starforge.

"Even though stupidity in America isn't a crime due to the fact that we can't put 90% of the population in prison... on SEN, it's punishable to the fullest extends of the law!"

<Dragoons don't shoot lasers, they shoot phase disrupters>

"Technically... he's alive, and being preserved by a powered combat... vehicle. Yes, I have played BroodWar. We're playing BroodWar right now, newb, didn't you see the Valkyrie?"
*EzDay2 :
"Also, the cycled damage, although not reaching the specified amount, happened to cycle to an amount that would kill S.T.A.R.S. in one hit. As for the price..."
*EzDay2 thinks
*EzDay2 creates an invincible 'I Owe Ez 1 Favor' at location Voyager Inventory
"There. Now, should I ever need your help, and it be practical for you, then you shall give me stated help."
*EzDay2 puts S.T.A.R.S. in Dragoon suit just as Stasis Field wears off

*Munchkin(ZM) drops in

"Shit... I didn't read everything and now I have no idea whats going on!"

*Munchkin(ZM) grabs some kiwis and runs of to hide in Serious Disscusion.

"Running away... I don't think so"

*Voyager7456. aims a sniper rifle and fires.

"Yee-ha! Got 'im at 400 yards!"

*assassin_498 drops in with a flamethrower and threatens to kill all the rich mods for minerals but instead gets in the way of Voyager7456's projectile.

"Damn I hate this spawn location!!!"

*EzDay2 looks at the triggering in the map, and finds out that the Kill Trigger is activated by PCFredZ's bringing of a Civilian to location 'Kill', which will then cause whatever is under location 'Player 6' to die, which follows around a Queen named 'Controller'
*EzDay2 also sees an ingenius setup of 3 triggers that logs and can undo any action in the map, and activates it, thereby causing my Owed Favor to respawn in S.T.A.R.S.'s inventory
*EzDay2 is the only person that knows how to activate the trigger
*EzDay2 kills PCFredZ's Civilian with a trigger

"Booya!"

*EzDay2 uses the undo function to return 10k oreandgas to myself
"Why should I pay you if you're just going to go help my allianceship not have to do my bidding?"

*Wakes up*

AHHH IM DROWNING AHHHH, wit this fluid keeps me aliive...

Im ANOTHER DRAGOON?????

Voyager!!! whats going on? How long have I been dead? WHAT YEAR IS IT???

AHHHHH Im clastrphopic (afraid of small spaces)

Think big open spaces, big open spaces, big WIDE open spaces....ok that doesn't help!!!

"Horray, I'm saved!"

*Munchkin(ZM) reachs serious disscussion and pulls out a kiwi shooter

*Munchkin(ZM) finds S.T.A.R.S., opens the dragoon hatch thingy and shoots kiwi fuits inside! O_o

" Eat it!"

*eats kiwi*

CHris: My god!!!!!! I feel GREAT!!!!!!

*body repairs itself*

*Jumps out of dragoon shell*

Chris: HA HA, now voyager we can get back to business now!!!

"And, of course, by International*coughMAPcoughTRIGGERRcough* rules, you are now allied to me because of my provided assistance."
*EzDay2 does a victory dance

<A brain can't eat, and the kiwi's acidity would kill it.>
<Executes a trigger>

Trigger

Description:

Kill Trigger

Players:

¤ All Players

Conditions:

¤ Current player brings at least 1 Civilian to Anywhere

Actions:

¤ Kill all Civilians for current player at Anywhere

¤ Preserve trigger

Crap.....
*Munchkin(ZM) respawns

"Hey, everyones dead so..... Ezdays probubly gonna do some trigger to counter PC-Fredz.... So.....

*Munchkin(ZM) sends a message to Ezday saying: " Um.... ally?"

*Munchkin(ZM) runs as fast as possible twords serious disscoussion with a kiwi gun again...

"Uh... What exactly WERE we doing in the first place?"

"Munchkin... don't I get a kiwi?"

"Since when did I die?"
*Trigger notices our lack of Diplomats, and thusly recreates them, applies invinicibility, and penalizes PCFredZ by teleporting him to the middle of my Base Defenses, and gives him 1% HP*

*Munchkin(ZM) starts to shoot kiwis everywhere

"MWAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA"

*Munchkin(ZM) stops and aims at assassin then relizing he has a real gun starts tp run.

"Crap... I thought this was paintball!!!"