Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-08 at 21:11:55
I possess a hot chick
Hey chat....
I broke my sc cd ima get a new one soon...
What if you woke up and a spoon was stuck 2 your nose and you couldnt get it off
Hey chat....
I broke my sc cd ima get a new one soon...
What if you woke up and a spoon was stuck 2 your nose and you couldnt get it off
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-08 at 21:23:33
use it too my advantage, if ya know what I mean 
what if I spooned you?
what if I spooned you?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-08 at 21:25:36
[center]You'd get hurt. Hardcore.
What if you were an instant celebrity?[/center]
What if you were an instant celebrity?[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-08 at 21:26:23
Then I'd be better than you, but more than just a little bit
what if you had reverse diarehha?
what if you had reverse diarehha?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-08 at 21:28:12
QUOTE(Kellimus @ Sep 8 2005, 01:08 PM)
They would lose to much money
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Theyve already made their starcraft money, now its just scraps.
Anyway,
Id pop a cap in myself
What if you woke up in a manhole?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-09-09 at 00:26:07
I'd jump on an alligator and ride the sewers to New York, but a pizza, ride back, and then go home to eat it and watch F.r.i.e.n.d.s DVDs.
What would you do if you were shrunken down, put into an apple pie and the oven was just turned on?
What would you do if you were shrunken down, put into an apple pie and the oven was just turned on?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-09-09 at 00:34:04
I would eat my way out and somehow ... wait what kinda oven is it?
What if I asked a what if question?
What if I asked a what if question?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2005-09-09 at 00:45:01
Id say WTF?? and shoot you for that rediculos question
What if somebody took you and made u the AIM man
What if somebody took you and made u the AIM man
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Fortune on 2005-09-09 at 09:01:39
I would steal people's password's for no reason at all.
What if you had the chance to ban me from SEN?
What if you had the chance to ban me from SEN?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-09 at 10:40:33
I wouldn't do it. You make me laugh (but not cuz you're trying to be funny).
What if you could claim to have created 1 great thing in history, what would it be (other than Starcraft or SEN)?
What if you could claim to have created 1 great thing in history, what would it be (other than Starcraft or SEN)?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-09 at 15:54:16
I'd claim invention of the human race. 
What if I hacked your computer?
What if I hacked your computer?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-09 at 16:05:58
QUOTE(pekkel_the_duck @ Sep 9 2005, 12:26 AM)
What would you do if you were shrunken down, put into an apple pie and the oven was just turned on?
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Anyway, I would find your name and pop a cap in you.
What if you woke up taped to your ceiling?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-09 at 16:23:49
chew out
what if you had to chew on your grandma for 6 weeks?
what if you had to chew on your grandma for 6 weeks?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-09 at 17:18:50
I'd frame the nursing home for the excessive bite marks.
What if you broke into a bank vault to rob it and the vault door slammed shut behind you?
What if you broke into a bank vault to rob it and the vault door slammed shut behind you?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-09 at 17:20:10
I'd say lemme out, im ronald!
what if you got to see my glorious visage?
what if you got to see my glorious visage?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-09 at 17:29:08
I'd tear my eyes out. (j/k)
What if you had to choose between eating raw liver or having someone run over your arm with a car?
What if you had to choose between eating raw liver or having someone run over your arm with a car?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-09 at 17:32:32
I'd eat the liver.
What if you saw your mom in a porn movie on the internet?
What if you saw your mom in a porn movie on the internet?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-09 at 17:33:57
I wouldn't say anything, the first question would be "Wtf were you doing looking for porn anyway?"
What if you had to listen to the egg song 24/7 and you couldn't kill yourself?
What if you had to listen to the egg song 24/7 and you couldn't kill yourself?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-09 at 17:35:55
Id pop a cap in my ears.
What if you woke up next to a dead, decomposed cow?
What if you woke up next to a dead, decomposed cow?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-09 at 17:38:34
QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ Sep 9 2005, 03:35 PM)
Id pop a cap in my ears.
What if you woke up next to a dead, decomposed cow?
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What if you woke up next to a dead, decomposed cow?
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make love to it
what if you were said cow?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-09 at 17:38:38
I'd eet mor chikin
What if someone you don't know put a copyright on your face and everytime you had your picture taken you had to pay a royalty fee?
EDIT:
Damn syphon! That was funny too...
I'd have an udder meltdown.
look above for question
What if someone you don't know put a copyright on your face and everytime you had your picture taken you had to pay a royalty fee?
EDIT:
Damn syphon! That was funny too...
I'd have an udder meltdown.
look above for question
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-09 at 17:42:38
Not get my picture taken.
What if you had to write your final exam for english in either l337sp33k or Hungarian?
What if you had to write your final exam for english in either l337sp33k or Hungarian?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-09 at 17:46:16
do it in l337.
what if we run outa questions?
what if we run outa questions?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-09 at 17:50:06
We'll petition to ban wilhelm so he never makes a topic like this again.
If you were forced to have a ball bearing stuck into one of your orifices, which would you pick?
If you were forced to have a ball bearing stuck into one of your orifices, which would you pick?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-09 at 17:51:25
Ummm.... Mouth. Then I'd spit it out.
If you were forced to have a bowling ball stuck into one of your orifices, which would you pick?
If you were forced to have a bowling ball stuck into one of your orifices, which would you pick?