Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cayden on 2005-12-12 at 02:14:08
Then I would make sure I have 10 years supply of oil.
What if computers were battery operated and the batteries would only last for 48 hours. And the computers take really expensive, giant batteries.
What if computers were battery operated and the batteries would only last for 48 hours. And the computers take really expensive, giant batteries.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-12-12 at 03:04:30
I would rip the energizer bunny's heart out of his chest and use it to power my computer forever.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-12-12 at 03:12:20
What if Wilhelm didn't ask a 'What If' Question?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-12 at 17:04:52
Then he would pwnzor himself.
What if my cheese slid off my cracker?
What if my cheese slid off my cracker?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-12 at 18:46:09
i would advise u to bear the cracker without the cheeze
What if ur moniter blew up?
What if ur moniter blew up?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cayden on 2005-12-13 at 18:33:13
I would buy a new one.
What if your mouse blew with your hand on it?
What if your mouse blew with your hand on it?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-12-13 at 20:15:51
I'd freak out that my mouse has a mouth
what if you were a seal in a great whites mouth, but you could escape, except the only way to escape is into a neverending pit of pain.
what if you were a seal in a great whites mouth, but you could escape, except the only way to escape is into a neverending pit of pain.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-12-14 at 19:00:15
Id feel the pain alot
What if I was at your door naked with censor blocks
?
What if I was at your door naked with censor blocks
?Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-14 at 20:23:15
I'd pretend they were bull's-eyes when I start a-shootin'.
What if you logged in one day to discover that EVERYONE had changed their name to either "_da_Sniper" or a variation of "Moose"?
What if you logged in one day to discover that EVERYONE had changed their name to either "_da_Sniper" or a variation of "Moose"?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-14 at 20:27:23
It's best to join with them or steal their orginal names by my friends.
What if Isolated_Purity had triplet daughters?
What if Isolated_Purity had triplet daughters?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-14 at 20:43:06
Then I wouldn't believe he was "Isolated" or "Pure"
What if your feet were your hands and your hands were your feet?
What if your feet were your hands and your hands were your feet?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PwnPirate on 2005-12-14 at 20:47:20
Then I would shiz out my mouth and talk out my arse.
What if a hot girl just randomly flew in your house, stole all your money, raped your dog, ate your food, and destroyed your mom?
What if a hot girl just randomly flew in your house, stole all your money, raped your dog, ate your food, and destroyed your mom?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-14 at 21:34:09
Already happened. 
What if a male stripper broke into your house and stole all of your underwear?
What if a male stripper broke into your house and stole all of your underwear?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-12-15 at 18:44:13
At my house, we like to call that "Thanksgivings Day".
What if you people had something better to do?
What if you people had something better to do?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-15 at 18:45:16
Then we'd be putting it off to post here.
What if the 'O Rly?' owl was your room mate?
What if the 'O Rly?' owl was your room mate?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-12-15 at 19:06:10
I'd take him midget tossing at O'reilleys bar.
What if you had to fight satan bare handed?
What if you had to fight satan bare handed?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-12-15 at 19:17:48
I would win.
What if you had to fight Jesus with your hands tied behind your back?
What if you had to fight Jesus with your hands tied behind your back?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-15 at 19:39:57
We both will win by honor of peace in glory of the name of god.
What if you were Osama Bin Laden?
What if you were Osama Bin Laden?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-12-16 at 18:51:44
Been there, done that. Too many caves.
What if you accepted Optimus Prime as your Lord and Saviour?
What if you accepted Optimus Prime as your Lord and Saviour?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-12-16 at 20:19:56
You mean you haven't?
What if America suddenly became less fat, stupid, and prejudiced?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-12-16 at 20:20:37
All our base would belong to them.
What if America suddenly became more fat, stupid, and prejudiced?
What if America suddenly became more fat, stupid, and prejudiced?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-12-16 at 20:22:16
Im not sure.
What if Americans would stop whining about how terrible their country was and shut the hell up so I can have so DAMN PEACE!?!
What if Americans would stop whining about how terrible their country was and shut the hell up so I can have so DAMN PEACE!?!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-12-16 at 20:27:54
The world would implode, for surely this is impossible.
What if there was another Kiwi Epidemic?
What if there was another Kiwi Epidemic?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-12-16 at 20:40:20
then our insides will turn green
what if God is punishing me for w/e i have done in the past
what if God is punishing me for w/e i have done in the past
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PwnPirate on 2005-12-16 at 20:54:40
Nothing, because god is playing Halo 2 right now.
What if this topic and all the other retarded game topics flooded the whole front page stopping any other topics from even getting a reply? Would that cause the null topic to be shut down due to idiotic games that are popular for no apparant reason? Should you answer these questions? They are rhetorical, aren't they?
What if this topic and all the other retarded game topics flooded the whole front page stopping any other topics from even getting a reply? Would that cause the null topic to be shut down due to idiotic games that are popular for no apparant reason? Should you answer these questions? They are rhetorical, aren't they?