"Hire me as a janitor"
*takes out laptop and starts to play Starcraft BroodWar*
*Kills goldenknight then resurrects him multiple times
"MWHAHAH I HAVE A ZOMBIE SLAVE!"
*Comes in*
*Changes signature*
"For gods sakes, Jammed, do that in the bathroom!"
*Voyager7456(MM) gouges out his eyes
*Convinces Voy that he would indeed like a cookie.-Ex
*Shoots excalibur with an arrow*
"OMG RUN IT DIDNT WORK!!"
*Runs out of the bar
*Runs upstairs and jumps off the balcony*
"Woooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
*Looks how you scream from the pain of all the broken bones and damaged organs*
"Morons..."
*Cleans up mess*
"Im quitting. But before i leave, can some one makea me a fresh batch of cookies?"
*Kicks doomstrike in the shin*
"RTFM!!"
*O)FaRTy1billion takes a box of various house-hold insects and sticks them in the back door.
"keke."
*O)FaRTy1billion opens a small bux extermination stoor nextdoor
(Yes, I'm bored.)
"Hey. I'll get rid of the bugs for you if you pay me $5,000,000! You will? Thanks"
*Runs into Farty's shop, and blinds him with a flashbang. In the 3 seconds of blindness, grabs some sprays and traps, and saves the bar.*
"Okay. Give me the cash " "GG, SeN Bar!"
*Builds 1337 nukes with 2707 different types of materials, then launches them at 13:37 at the 13[sup]th[/sup] day after 9/11, then disappears with an Arbiter's recall and watches SEN Bar blow up right when the dimensional rip closes.
*Killer_Kow(MM) changes name back.
*Killer_Kow(MM) rebuilds the bar in 3 days.
*Voyager7456(MM) eats Heegu's soul
"I see you reading this topic!"
*Walks in*
"THIS BAR SUCKS LOL NO COOKIES"
*Trashes the place*
"UBER RAMPAGE! DEATH TO THE INFIDELS MUAHHAHAH!!!"
*Killer_Kow(MM) is pissed at DoomStrike.
"CLEAN THE GODDAMN MESS."
"RAWR!!!"
"DOOM ANGRY,l DOOM SMASH LOL!"
*Takes all of the cookies*
"HAHAH LOL!"
*runs out of the bar*
*Brings Moose in on a leash, snaps leash and gives a moosey treat to voy and forces him to eat it
Moose: MOOSE MAD! MOOSE SMASH!
*The bar, the misc forum, and the "other" catagory on SEN are all brutally murdered. Moose is put back on his leash, given a moosey treat and locked back into his v5 coding room
-Ex
*Looks around seeing as its empty
*Nails a notice sign saying
"Since the bar has to be maintained by the manager and make sure it is up to date and no off topic-ness is being issued a fund has been started pointing at me for bringing up this great place. "
*Killer_Kow(MM) enters and craps on the sign.
"How do you like them apples? Seriously, there are apple chunks in that."