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Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2005-03-03 at 18:38:26
*PCFredZ Removes self from game, as this is getting way too weird.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-03-03 at 20:28:22
All PCFredZ's units become P12. Voyager7456 notices a trigger:

Trigger
Players:
¤ Player Voyager7456.
Conditions:
¤ Player 12 commands at least 1 any unit
Actions:
¤ Give all units owned by Player 12 at Anywhere to Voyager7456.
¤ Preserve Trigger.


Woot! Now I will own you all with PCFredZ forces.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2005-03-03 at 21:46:08
yeahhhhh voyager!!!!

good job man now we can kill/capture EVERY ONE!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Munchkin(ZM) on 2005-03-03 at 22:08:54
What about me? I saved CHRIS....O_o
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-03-04 at 01:18:36
"OMG! Voyager is a hacker!"
*EzDay2 refers to the fact that in triggers, there are no names; there are player numbers, such as P1, P2, P3, P6, P10, P255, etc
*EzDay2 activated the penalize trigger on Voyager for the hacking

"Stupid hacking newbs..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2005-03-04 at 17:09:05
*PCFredZ forgot to mention the trigger that removes all P12 units when detected. tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-03-04 at 18:02:44
mad.gif "Idiot... 'Player Voyager7456' is A FORCE! NOT A PLAYER, A FORCE! "

"Anyway... it doesn't matter anymore, because of that stupid trigger removing the P12 units."

"Uh... where was I?"

"Oh yeah..."

*Voyager7456. slaps EzDay2.

"DON'T CALL ME A HACKER N00B!!!"

laugh.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Munchkin(ZM) on 2005-03-04 at 19:21:10
*Munchkin(ZM) runs around shooting kiwis everywhere!!

"DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-03-04 at 19:51:04
"Ah, but are they kiwi fruit or kiwi birds?"

"Because if its the latter, the Z.F.T.P.O.C.T.A would like to talk to you..."

*Voyager7456. opens the door.

*Voyager7456. watches 40 Zerg For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Animals agents step in.

"Jump 'im boys!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-03-05 at 09:30:57
"Okay. So it's a force. But the mapmaker didn't even re-name the forces! Don't try to lie to me like that, I unprotected the map! ... I don't care if I don't know how to unprotect PROEdit... I did... somehow... don't ask how... blind luck..."

*EzDay2 begings mumbling to self
*EzDay2 suddenly jams a wrist blade into Voyager's gut
"Hacker tongue.gif"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-03-05 at 09:40:10
Voyager's last words "Bloody... map... unprotector... I... will.... kill you... if... its... the last... thing... I... do..."

*Voyager7456. dies

*Voyager7456. is reincarnated by the Overmind.

"I'm back!"

*Voyager7456. looks at his corpse

"Wow, thats kind of creepy..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by 007Torrasque on 2005-03-05 at 09:44:08
*007Torrasque Becomes the King of the blades and brings kerrigan back
"MUWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA"
*007Torrasque takes control of all the zerg forces
*007Torrasque gets Voyager aan ultralisk to ride on
"LETS ON THE un1337 NEWB"
*007Torrasque attacks ezday
"PH33R M3"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Munchkin(ZM) on 2005-03-05 at 11:45:04
" There fruits... I would NEVER harm a kiwi bird....O_o
*Munchkin(ZM) relizing that kiwis are the zergs achilles heel, i send three cute little kiwi birds to peck them to death....O_o
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-03-05 at 11:50:31
"Ya' gotta problem with map unprotectors, 'eh?"
*EzDay2 crazy manical evil cackling laughter
*EzDay2 removes all copies of Starforge, SCMDraft, X-tra Edit, Emerald Edit, Ruby Edit, etc. from the face of the globe, except for the one on my completely secure and isolated computer in a secret dungeon under the desert of doom guarded by the beasts of burden fed by the spring of eternal youth with razor eye beams
*EzDay2 has an invincible Sci Vessel cast defensive matrix on me
*EzDay2 merely stands there being healed by an invincible medic, repaired by an SCV, shield-refilled by a shield battery, and defensive matrixed by a Sci Vessel, while attacking everyone else
"And they're all invincible too! tongue.gif"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-03-05 at 11:57:26
*Voyager7456. casts Spawn Broodling on EzDay2


"I win."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by 007Torrasque on 2005-03-05 at 16:27:37
"But EzDay2 is Mechanical mellow.gif crazy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-03-05 at 19:26:58
*Voyager7456. looks closer

"If he's being healed by a medic AND repaired by a SCV, then he must be a SCV. which is effected by Spawn Broodling"

*Voyager7456. aims sniper rifle

"Unless... he's a hacker!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-03-06 at 10:20:38
"No hacker. What, didn't you guys realize we were playing my mods? Silly people, not even paying attention to what you're downloading, unziping, and then running!"
*EzDay2 is a Elistatic
"Eh'. I don't give a crap about Spawn Broodling. Watch why."
*EzDay2 gets replaced, Voyager is penalized for cheating by hacking to allow Spawn Broodling into the map, he's teleported to my defences
*EzDay2 watches Voyager get shredded and respawned
"Spawn Broodling isn't allowed in this map..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by 007Torrasque on 2005-03-06 at 19:01:00
"DIIEEEEE"
*007Torrasque sends his huge army against ezday, completly wiping him out
"Die Hacker"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-03-06 at 19:04:03
"'ello fellow SENers!"

*Pekkel does a little jig as everyone kills each other.*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-03-06 at 19:08:50
"Hello Pekkel..."

*Voyager7456. tries to dance as well

"I guess the Overmind didn't build Zerglings with dancing in mind"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-03-06 at 19:25:30
QUOTE
"DIIEEEEE"
*007Torrasque sends his huge army against ezday, completly wiping him out
"Die Hacker"

"You dare call me a hacker?! Foolish mortal!"
*EzDay2 retaliates the huge army, defeats it easily, and fills up map with units so that no one else can create anything at all
*EzDay2 kills everyone
"Jackass."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-03-06 at 21:00:15
"Thank goodness I implanted Zerg DNA into everyone while they weren't looking, now the Overmind can reincarnate everyone"

*Voyager7456. laughs at EzDay2

"YOUCANNOTKILLTHEMIGHTYPEKKEL!!!!!!!!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rhiom on 2005-03-06 at 22:28:14
From a secret location unbeknownst to himself rhiom has been meditating the entire length of this thread.

*Rhiom reachs enlightenment, then promptly astrolprojects himself onto the scene.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-03-07 at 00:28:45
*EzDay2 kills the Cerebrates
"No more reincarnation!"
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