Querty.
Voodoo or Falcon Northwest?
Voodoo
Sword or bow with 3 arrows?
SWORD!!!! (Palidan, D2.)
Shift on the left or right?
Left. Strong Bad or Homsar?
Homsar, it sounds cooler.
362951847 or 1679434682?
[For those that don't get it, type it in on the NumPad]
1679434682
Death by spork or death by too much Viagra consumption?

Death by too much Viagra consumption.
Jedi or Sith?
Omgz0r Jeedi (Yuuzhan Vong : P don't ask unless you've read the NJO, and then you don't have to) all teh way! Jedi r teh pwnlets!
America.
Democrat or Republican?
Democrat.
Death or Dishonour?
Death.
Bart Simpson or Lisa Simpson?
Lisa

Dusk or Dawn?
Dawn. She's so hot...
Pokemon or Digimon? (or, Which is the lesser of two evils?)
Digimon. I actually caught up till the second season for this one (like... 7 or 8 years ago?)
The OR game or the Camo Incident?
[Note: It was a pun, Chris.]
The OR Game.
Galactic Empire or Rebel Alliance?
Galactic Empire.
On a related note...
Clone Trooper or Storm Trooper?
stormtrooper (thinkin of war40k)
Flying cows or exploding chickens?
Flying cows.
Marine or Firebat?
Bats.
Inspector Gadget or Dr. Gang (MAD)
Inspector Gadget
Be a Lover or a best Friend
Best friend.
Crazy or Drunk?
Drunk.
Xenomorphs or Yautja?
Xenomorphs
Be Drunk or a King?
Be a king.
Single-bladed lightsaber or double-bladed lightsaber?