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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-09 at 17:52:32
Rectum, then spit it out

what if you were forced to have a bowling BALL stuck into an orifice?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-09-09 at 22:06:39
I'd kill myself

What if you found out that you were gay?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-09 at 22:09:24
[center]It would confirm alot of people's suspicions.

What if nuclearrabbit showed up at your house one day?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-09 at 22:10:30
Go "Omfgomfgomfmgomgsgsg its nuclearrabbit!!!!1one!1onetwo". And then back away from the nuke-rabbit to a distance of atleast 3 miles.

What would you do if a stranger offered you $500 to come down a dark alley?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-09 at 22:14:17
[center]I'd kill him then search his corpse for the money.

What if Rexy showed up at your house one day? [sub](This outta get a good response..)[/sub]
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-09 at 23:00:21
Shotgun to her temple

What if I was a koala???

wtf? I am!

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2005-09-10 at 02:03:39
I would hit u with a plasma rifle For being ugly

What if i guy named What if said : " What if i kicked u in the balls "
And u answered: " What if, i hate u"

Are you confused??
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-10 at 02:35:35
No

What if koala syphon kicked your dog?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2005-09-10 at 02:42:05
I dont have a dog tongue.gif

What if i killed koala syphon
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-10 at 02:48:16
Then koala syphons legions of fans (led by doodan of course) would hunt you down and stick you like a pig

What if you could punch and muscian in the face?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-09-10 at 02:57:53
I would be happy and goto jail on assault.

What if you could kick syphon8 in the ovaries? j/k (balls)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-10 at 02:58:27
I would go for it.

what if that sentence made sense?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-09-10 at 03:00:18
It would make sense? uhh...

What if you could kill one person?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-10 at 03:04:37
Hmmm... I'd fuse the people who joined to apply for staff and kill him

What if you got mauled by a schnauzer?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-09-10 at 03:12:26
I would scream with agony and be all liek "HAX OMG HAX!!!1!" Then goto the hospital

What if you could dump cranberry juice on the white carpet?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-10 at 03:15:22
Take it out with club soda

What if I sucker beat-you-down-with-a-chair?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-09-10 at 03:17:16
I would crap my pants knowing that you know where I live, then run away while throwing cups of apple juice at you.

What if a cat peed on your carpet?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-10 at 07:42:05
I'd make you lick it up.

What if you found out you were adopted?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-10 at 09:53:49
It would explain alot. tongue.gif

What if you had to choose between getting kicked in the groin 10 times or having your computer thrown out a 10th story window?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-10 at 10:41:28
QUOTE(Voyager7456(MM) @ Sep 10 2005, 07:53 AM)
It would explain alot. tongue.gif

What if you had to choose between getting kicked in the groin 10 times or having your computer thrown out a 10th story window?
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Groin, then sue em for a new computer.

What if I got hit by a airbus A380? ohmy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-10 at 12:45:32
Id find out what an airbus A380 was.

=P
What if you woke up with no legs?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-10 at 12:51:18
I'd blame Warhammer.

What if you woke up with no arms?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-10 at 13:18:39
Id blame voyager

what if you woke up with a giant green monkey with no head humping your leg?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-10 at 13:55:09
I'd quit doing drugs

What if all of the toilets in the world disappeared one day?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-09-10 at 14:34:39


I would hollow out someones skull and use it as one.


What if You were lit on fire?
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