Rectum, then spit it out
what if you were forced to have a bowling BALL stuck into an orifice?
I'd kill myself
What if you found out that you were gay?
[center]It would confirm alot of people's suspicions.
What if nuclearrabbit showed up at your house one day?[/center]
Go "Omfgomfgomfmgomgsgsg its nuclearrabbit!!!!1one!1onetwo". And then back away from the nuke-rabbit to a distance of atleast 3 miles.
What would you do if a stranger offered you $500 to come down a dark alley?
[center]I'd kill him then search his corpse for the money.
What if Rexy showed up at your house one day? [sub](This outta get a good response..)[/sub][/center]
Shotgun to her temple
What if I was a koala???
wtf? I am!
I would hit u with a plasma rifle For being ugly
What if i guy named What if said : " What if i kicked u in the balls "
And u answered: " What if, i hate u"
Are you confused??
No
What if koala syphon kicked your dog?
I dont have a dog
What if i killed koala syphon
Then koala syphons legions of fans (led by doodan of course) would hunt you down and stick you like a pig
What if you could punch and muscian in the face?
I would be happy and goto jail on assault.
What if you could kick syphon8 in the ovaries? j/k (balls)
I would go for it.
what if that sentence made sense?
It would make sense? uhh...
What if you could kill one person?
Hmmm... I'd fuse the people who joined to apply for staff and kill him
What if you got mauled by a schnauzer?
I would scream with agony and be all liek "HAX OMG HAX!!!1!" Then goto the hospital
What if you could dump cranberry juice on the white carpet?
Take it out with club soda
What if I sucker beat-you-down-with-a-chair?
I would crap my pants knowing that you know where I live, then run away while throwing cups of apple juice at you.
What if a cat peed on your carpet?
I'd make you lick it up.
What if you found out you were adopted?
It would explain alot.
What if you had to choose between getting kicked in the groin 10 times or having your computer thrown out a 10th story window?
QUOTE(Voyager7456(MM) @ Sep 10 2005, 07:53 AM)
It would explain alot.
What if you had to choose between getting kicked in the groin 10 times or having your computer thrown out a 10th story window?
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Groin, then sue em for a new computer.
What if I got hit by a airbus A380?
Id find out what an airbus A380 was.
=P
What if you woke up with no legs?
I'd blame Warhammer.
What if you woke up with no arms?
Id blame voyager
what if you woke up with a giant green monkey with no head humping your leg?
I'd quit doing drugs
What if all of the toilets in the world disappeared one day?
I would hollow out someones skull and use it as one.
What if You were lit on fire?