The goose fund can suck apples!
I'm gonna start a posse to start repossesing people's cars and then sell them to wealthy mexicans to start a fund to buy my own private island. First person to join gets the first ride on the island slide.
*Syphon(MM) makes paint drawlings.
*Destroys Syphon's works*
"Havent you people ever heard of closing the god damn door!?!"
*Closes door*
*Brings in a combination safe, opens it, and puts a StarCraft Battle Chest box inside of it, then locks the safe.
*Places a note on the safe that reads: Not to be tampered with or will self-destruct.
"Here's the RTS game somebody ordered. Send Blizzard the bill by tomorrow. As for the safe... the combination will be delivered to the manager in two days."
*Sits down and orders a burger and milkshake.
*Killer_Kow(MM) pours milkshake up Golden's nose and shoves hamburger in his ears.
"There you go. That'll be 6.99!"
*Pours 699 pennies on Killer_Kow(MM) and casts Karma to transfer the mess upon oneself to Killer_Kow(MM).
"See ya."
*Teleports out of the bar.
LOL...
*Deadly enters the bar.
*Deadly starts performing the secret hidden technique spell to summon the SYPHON BABIES!!!!
*Killer_Kow(MM) kills all the babies except for one, and puts them in a garbage can with the live one at the bottom.
*Changes the interior color of the bar to black and orange
"It's so empty here oh well.
"Hmm.... Technically, I'm not allowed in here because I'm a minor, but oh well."
*FatalException puts ninja posters on the walls and stabs them on with daggers.*
"There we go... Oh wait, one last thing..."
*Puts up a giant poster that says "NINJAS > pirates"*
"Ahh.... Perfect."
"Please use the
CODE
/me
tag in the future, unless you want a custom colour
"
*Finds a hidden entrance to the bar at the hidden allley."Oh, so this is where the Bar's CP and bomb shelter is."*Pushes the CP button and the bar lights go out.
*Slips in Oxytocin into the bar food, then turns the lights back on. *Killer_Kow(MM) throws out all the food and gets new food.
QUOTE(Killer_Kow(MM) @ Oct 9 2006, 07:06 AM)
"Please use the
CODE
/me
tag in the future, unless you want a custom colour
"
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"I want a custom color...."
*Minority walks in.
"What?"
*Killer_Kow(MM) farts.
"This bar is boring."
QUOTE(Killer_Kow(MM) @ Oct 12 2006, 03:17 PM)
*Killer_Kow(MM) farts.
"This bar is boring."
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"Where do I get my freakin' custom color??"
*Starts killing everyone in the bar and releasing ninjas*
*Killer_Kow(MM) sighs
"Use bold text and whatever colour you want together."
*For example, red.
"THIS BAR SUCKS"
*Wonders if anyone knows who he is...*"O n0ez, my member title! ;O!"
*Minority hits FatalException over the head with a plank and all the ninjas dissappear
"..."
*Minority kicks FatalException
*Revives Bar*
"Bwahahaha, I am now the new owner of the SEN BAR!"
I officially think knowone uses the bar anymore so im suspending it for the time being but this is still my property.
>Locked