I used to be one of the evilest beings of all time!
Then that one night when Satan was away giving some disease in Europe the plague or somehing...anyways before he left he had just made some tacos when death came talking about this disease and right when he was about to depart he told me "Ezel dont you dare eat my tacos, and if you do
WHAM ZIP BAM STRAIGHT TO THE MOON
!!!" and i said "okay" anyways days passed and i didnt think it would take this long. Long story short i ate the tacos...
and when Satan came back he was a like
and
. So he kicked me out of hell and here i am. I used to be the keeper of the citadel Pandemoniam now im, The Guardian of Dylar IV
. No offense Aster but being the keeper of Satans citadel would be better than...this...OH WHY DI THOSE TACOS HAVE DELICIOUS TOMATOES FROM THE VINE OF CHOKINGNESS!!!...oh well its time to go around the world and spread pestilence across it.Wish me luck!!
P.S. This entire letter was created to introduce myself as a member of the evil horde as The Guardian of Dylar IV Thank you...