Die...
What if you lived in the StarCraft universe?
I would do 65535 damage and have 10 million health and p00n all the noobs out there.
What if i sawed off your arm?
I'd bleed all over your new shirt.
What if you were a Larva?
i'd become an overlord
what if you were a lama glama?
I would have to find out what a lama glama was.
What if the torrasque was attacking your house?
Spawn Broodling!
What would you do if an Archon was attacking your house?
[center]I wouldn't care, Archons aren't even real you fools.
What if a SEN member actually had a life?[/center]
We would have to kill him/her
What if you were the one with the life?
I'd be lynched by an angry mob of SENers.
What if Archons were real *cough* nuclearrabbit *cough* and one attacked your house?
[center]I'd whip out my GRP editor and change it into a cute little bunny.
What if gravity reversed?[/center]
I'd pop a cap in you
what if you were a koala?
I'd get adopted by a supermodel
What if you were asked to go on American Idol?
I'd refuse.
What if you had a TV news crew following you around for 24 hours?
i would Rape the hot Reporter chick and kill the Tv man
What if you Found out you were a chick that had amnesia And you D i c k/ b a l l s Where Really a strap on and 2 bouncy balls?
[center]I'd wonder why my acoutriments work properly.
What if a plant grew out of you ?[/center]
I would sing to it
what if you got beat up by michael jackson?
QUOTE(syphon8 @ Sep 10 2005, 04:16 PM)
I'd pop a cap in you
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Poser meter is running high!
I would pop a cap in myself out of loss of self esteem, but first pop a cap in micheal jackson.
What if I edited your photo and the changes I made happened to you in real life?
Id beat the blam out of you...
What if you were turned into an ugly fat chick And You couldnt kill yourself or any1?
I'd run around the world naked forcing people to kill themself because of my fat uglyness.
What if you woke up and your dad was having a gay nude party
I'd have my last name changed.
What if you couldn't think of a funny situation to ask the next person about?
I'd find a cheap way out like Doodan.
What if I was accused of running out of ideas for What If questions?
Id go Durr...
What if You were in the future and its like the giver?
QUOTE(YaeXirillion @ Sep 12 2005, 04:18 PM)
Id go Durr...
What if You were in the future and its like the giver?
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i'd go HOLY blam, BAD BOOK!!111
what if you had the misfortune of reading the giver?
what if the future was like futerama?