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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2007-01-29 at 20:22:02
QUOTE(Syphon @ Jan 29 2007, 08:18 PM)
SOYLENT GREEN!
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Delicious protein snack
What is it made of? Don't ask!
They will silence you!

Theme: Snakes on a Plane.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-29 at 20:23:37
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE SNAKES
Sit down. *Gunshots* *Hiss*

Katamri Damacy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2007-01-29 at 20:27:01
WTF is that?
I think it's a game, maybe
I bet it's asian.

Food network.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-29 at 20:30:28
Food network? IRON CHEF!
CHALLENGE -ER -U SYPH -ER -U!
Theme, pickled eggs. GO!

See Haiku for theme.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2007-01-29 at 20:32:07
Pickled eggs do not sing.
Nor are they ninja killers.
Boring and mundane.

Theme: Wikipedia
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2007-01-29 at 20:33:11
Wikipedia,
thou hast filleth me with thy
pointless articles.

Theme: STARWARS!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-29 at 20:33:39
Wikipedia
It has many syllables
Free content? Long words.

Storm Trooperinos
Bad aim, or lousy eyesight
I am the Flanders.

Muffins.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2007-01-29 at 20:34:49
First three movies rule.
Prequels leave many plot holes.
Jar Jar was not killed?

Muffins; tasty food?
Or perhaps sinister plot
Baker rebellion!

Theme: Godzilla
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-29 at 20:36:56
RUN! IT'S GOZIRRA!
It looks like the Godzilla,
though it isn't.

Hooloovoos.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by l)ark_ssj9kevin on 2007-01-29 at 20:37:21
Godzilla shall pay
for the destruction he made
And for the Big mac
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2007-01-29 at 20:39:14
QUOTE(Syphon @ Jan 29 2007, 08:36 PM)
Hooloovoos.
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Intelligent blue?
Should be bent into prisms
for dress occasions.

Topic: Towels.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodle77(MM) on 2007-01-29 at 20:40:15
towels, quite fluffy
not edible, warm enough
not good for bedtime

topic: SILENCE!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-29 at 20:40:34
Don't forget yours, Dent.
I speak of towels. They're dry.
Improbable? Ha.

Sperm whales.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by l)ark_ssj9kevin on 2007-01-29 at 20:42:57
WTF
Mate? They suck at swiming Duh
I am filling space

Topic-WTF Mate?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2007-01-29 at 22:24:39
Like, WTF mate?
Australia in winter.
The end of the world.

Topic: the Internet.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dark_Marine_123 on 2007-01-29 at 22:24:41
Zerglings and Squritle
Both fun, but not disturbing
Marine equals answers

Next topic: Hentai! :D
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2007-01-30 at 06:54:43
^ignores^

Follow the theme next time. And learn to count.

The Internet; joy!
People searching; stalking; joy!
SEN went down.

Next topic: Lasers
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2007-01-30 at 06:56:13
Laser cannons, pew!
Arbitrary has a new
laser tomahawk!

Theme: Cats.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2007-01-30 at 06:58:52
Ceiling cat isn't
Watching you masturebate, for
I have eaten him.

Next topic: Birth Control
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-30 at 08:10:51
Condoms are the glass
slippers of our genera-
tion. Slip one on, then...

Tanks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2007-01-30 at 11:36:49
Long metal barrel
Oily treads crush obstacles
Go into Siege Mode.

Next theme: Pie
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-30 at 12:06:23
Crusty: 12 Dollars
Cherry filling: 14 Dollars
12 Foot pie? Priceless.

Cylons.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2007-01-30 at 14:48:47
Traitorous Baltar,
Crazed blond robot in your head?
Try taking Advil.

Penny Arcade.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2007-01-30 at 16:51:33
Ah, coin-operated,
Bleeping entertainment things.
Why do you gauge so?

Next topic: suspicious morals shifty.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-30 at 16:54:13
Raindrops on roses
Happy Disney animals
This makes my parts hurt

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