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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2007-02-09 at 17:26:18
Here's what I do:

Make many very small slits in a person's skin all across their body and drag them behind a horse along a beach of sand.

Rinse (with alcohol) and repeat.

Oh, and remember to make the slits in the direction so that when the person is being dragged the salt will lodge INTO the wound.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2007-02-09 at 17:28:14
One last try!
I dehydrate a person by making them run on a trendmill that would catapult a bunch of rusty forks and knives. Then I would remove him from trendmill and stab him with a rusty spork. After that I'll put his own blood into water with tacks inside it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2007-02-09 at 17:28:17
How about this torture: wsimming in a pool of mercury.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2007-02-09 at 17:29:15
Or cut off their fingers and force-feed them to the person at gunpoint.

And just for fun, some other random cool ways to die:

Molotov cocktail to the face (that would just be freakin' sweet)
Have a bomb planted into you during surgery that blows your guts all over the room.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2007-02-09 at 17:30:36
QUOTE(Killer_Kow(MM) @ Feb 9 2007, 05:29 PM)
Or cut off their fingers and force-feed them to the person at gunpoint.

And just for fun, some other random cool ways to die:

Molotov cocktail to the face (that would just be freakin' sweet)
Have a bomb planted into you during surgery that blows your guts all over the room.
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Last one isnt torture biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2007-02-09 at 17:33:17
I didn't say they were. They're just cool ways to die tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2007-02-09 at 18:10:40
Using some technological marvel to create a pill-sized/shaped device that slowly heats up upon receiving a signal from a remote control. Making someone swallow it. And pressing the button. And the maximum temperature should be quite high, enough to burn through them... That's a cool yet particularly painful way to die. That little bead will burn its way from your stomach down...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2007-02-09 at 18:23:03
QUOTE(Centreri @ Feb 9 2007, 06:10 PM)
Using some technological marvel to create a pill-sized/shaped device that slowly heats up upon receiving a signal from a remote control. Making someone swallow it. And pressing the button. And the maximum temperature should be quite high, enough to burn through them... That's a cool yet particularly painful way to die. That little bead will burn it's way from your stomach down...
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Or make someone eat a indigestable stone and when they pee, ;o
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Corbo(MM) on 2007-02-09 at 18:31:17
I burn down things, including living Lizards and several ants plus i call people average and they get pissed off, evil enough? or you wanna see a screenie of me burning a lizard?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2007-02-09 at 18:37:53
QUOTE(Corbo(MM) @ Feb 9 2007, 06:31 PM)
I burn down things, including living Lizards and several ants plus i call people average and they get pissed off, evil enough? or you wanna see a screenie of me burning a lizard?
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Take a scaley lizard and shove it down someone's throat. Then put a fire ants into a condom and make them swallow it. After that, that a sledge hammer and hit it really hard on their stomach. But their family and friends would be watching it strapped down to a chair and their tooth would be yenked out too.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Corbo(MM) on 2007-02-09 at 18:40:27
I once sticked a lizard with Tape into the floor and cut it's tail so ants would get to eat it alive happy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2007-02-09 at 20:02:12
I was the washrag for warhammers one can I be it again? tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2007-02-09 at 21:36:09
Sure, we're always looking for new washrags.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-02-09 at 21:37:45
*Syphon burns down a horse.

EVIIIIIIIIL!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2007-02-09 at 21:41:08
I don't care what rank you give me.

Doodan - Lord of WIMMINZ
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Corbo(MM) on 2007-02-10 at 00:12:38
*Burns down a whole salvadorean newspaper with the latest news using Corban Fire*

Whoa! Evil! Enjoy your Corban Fire happy.gif
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