Here it is... my offical, worst map ever that I still have:
Hyper Trigger Test! Yaay!
Other failed maps I made were the Kakaru Campaign (My 1st, 3rd and 4th maps) (A 3 map campaign in which you (Terrans) investigated an infested platform. There was no story and no triggers. I renamed a few units, and that was it.
Star Wars: Episode 2
(My 2nd Map)
I had no idea how to work the triggering. Basically, a bunch of Jedi (DTs) attacked Marines (Battledroids) in the center. The Marines had Sci Vessels, and the DTs got slaughtered because the Marines had 500 health. After a little while, Gunships (Carriers... without interceptors) and Yoda (Zealot) came to save you. But, it didn't matter, because Interceptors were still 25 minerals, and you started out with 50.