Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snake)Ling on 2005-09-30 at 16:02:27
The world won't end for a very long time, and it is obvious that the chaos cloud theory is fake. Why? They say they have pictures of the cloud obliterating an asteroid. Bullblam.
Why? The best pictures taken of a planet in another solar system are pictures of a gas giant orbiting its sun closer than Mercury.
An asteroid is less than a thousandth the size of a gas giant. So, unless we suddenly have spacetime-bending telescopes that can see asteroids, this theory is NO-GO.
Second of all, they say that the dust-cloud came from the center of our galaxy and is coming at the speed of light. If this is so, WE WOULD NOT KNOW THE DUST CLOUD EXISTED UNTIL IT HIT US.
PLUS, they say it will hit us in the year 2014. MORE LIKE THE YEAR 30014! The center of our galaxy is about 28,000 LIGHTYEARS away (source: http://www.seds.org/messier/more/mw.html), meaning it would take this cloud, if it existed, 28,000 YEARS to get to us.
Why? The best pictures taken of a planet in another solar system are pictures of a gas giant orbiting its sun closer than Mercury.
An asteroid is less than a thousandth the size of a gas giant. So, unless we suddenly have spacetime-bending telescopes that can see asteroids, this theory is NO-GO.
Second of all, they say that the dust-cloud came from the center of our galaxy and is coming at the speed of light. If this is so, WE WOULD NOT KNOW THE DUST CLOUD EXISTED UNTIL IT HIT US.
PLUS, they say it will hit us in the year 2014. MORE LIKE THE YEAR 30014! The center of our galaxy is about 28,000 LIGHTYEARS away (source: http://www.seds.org/messier/more/mw.html), meaning it would take this cloud, if it existed, 28,000 YEARS to get to us.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chronophobia on 2005-09-30 at 16:21:40
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.... are u serious? do u know where its gona fall in? it should be in the antartic section cuz if it falls in the oceans it could cause tsunamis ;\ and land it could cause earthquaks
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A tsunami is often made of earthquakes underwater, wich can be of the earth's landmasses is moving apart or together into eachother.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Brand-NewDML on 2005-09-30 at 16:43:16
This would make a good movie
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PwnPirate on 2005-10-01 at 17:24:07
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The world won't end for a very long time, and it is obvious that the chaos cloud theory is fake. Why? They say they have pictures of the cloud obliterating an asteroid. Bullblam.
Why? The best pictures taken of a planet in another solar system are pictures of a gas giant orbiting its sun closer than Mercury.
Why? The best pictures taken of a planet in another solar system are pictures of a gas giant orbiting its sun closer than Mercury.
They would also never be able to take a picture of it if it was moving so fast.
Read these also and piece it together.
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the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula"
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Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud"
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"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.
Ooh, I learned about adjectives in 3rd grade. I also learned that it is stupid to name something three times.
I don't think a dust-filled-acidic-black-hole-cloud can move at the speed of light, let alone exist. Nice article. Not.
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"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.
Yea, that's exactly the goal of scientists, to save celebrities and leave mankind to die. That's just what Hawkins and Einstein have been planning throughout their lives.
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Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.
2.1 million light-years away eh? well I've heard rumors of people living until age 120 so they might have a shot. Nice plan. Not.
So it's going to arrive in 2014 from 28000 light-years away and will destroy everything in a 10 million mile radius, so scientists will build a space ship that will go to andromeda which is 2.1 million light-years away. Let's pretend the space ship can go at the speed of light, So a group of 20-100 year olds will have to travel for 2.1 million years before the year 2014 and the year is currently 2005.
I hope you guys aren't in intro to algebra.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)PeazeL on 2005-10-03 at 01:16:32
lol all these replies are funny. Anyways, i will keep it in mind and not take this as a joke...yet 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Loser_Musician on 2005-10-05 at 17:52:00
The world is going to end. Give me 10$, and you will be saved.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snake)Ling on 2005-10-05 at 19:19:46
MOVE TO ALAMAN APARTMENTS IN DERRY, NH, TODAY, FOR SAFETY FROM THE KAOS KLOUD!
I saw this in a newspaper today.
I saw this in a newspaper today.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Fortune on 2005-10-07 at 09:04:07
It's coming, gas prices told me so.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sir_IceHawk on 2005-10-07 at 15:09:55
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-10-09 at 13:59:15
Lol that narrator sounded retarded
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Buletbutter on 2005-10-11 at 01:16:01
The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.
Total planetary destruction within 9 years and they call this good news.
Total planetary destruction within 9 years and they call this good news.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by kirby_star on 2005-10-18 at 00:50:01
omg.... WHY CAN"T PEOPLE TELL THE DIFFERENCE FROM TRUTH AND FALSITY NOWADAYS? BOGUS I say BOGUS! ok first of all if something were going the speed of light how would we have the picture eh? it would be going faster than the light itself! Now lets see.... just electrons they say? electrons by themselves fall apart leaving slag! same theory of absolute zero! check it! ok and you found this on movie entertainment and gossip.... is that a trusted resource? lol! 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Brand-NewDML on 2005-10-19 at 23:37:55
kirby_star your late. thats already been said haha do have a point though
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-20 at 22:02:09
Rofl! It's funny if any of you believe this.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-10-20 at 22:13:19
Why would anybody beleive this end of the world boolsheet??
If the world were truely going to end, the whole world would know about it in seconds.
If the world were truely going to end, the whole world would know about it in seconds.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-20 at 22:20:35
That is not true. Most of the people in the world are ignorant, so they refuse to admit things.
The end of the world is already happening. It's just a matter of time before it finally does.
The end of the world is already happening. It's just a matter of time before it finally does.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-10-20 at 22:35:06
like 20 years till a big meteor comes? or the sun grows, ozone layer leaves, we all blow oursleves up
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FallenDreamer on 2005-10-20 at 23:06:51
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That is not true. Most of the people in the world are ignorant, so they refuse to admit things.
The end of the world is already happening. It's just a matter of time before it finally does.
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The end of the world is already happening. It's just a matter of time before it finally does.
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You're right! Let's all run around in circles and scream our asses off! The world's going to end in... in... um... wait, which end are we talking about? The inevitable end when the sun goes BOOM and everything goes SHOOM and SIZZLE with it? Or the one where the Earth looks like it's been smoking too much weed?
If former, than no. If latter, then yes, you are correct. But it's not the immediate end of the world, the latter can be fixed. And the former can be avoided(somehow), if the human race is still around by then.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-22 at 01:04:34
QUOTE(FallenDreamer @ Oct 20 2005, 08:06 PM)
You're right! Let's all run around in circles and scream our asses off! The world's going to end in... in... um... wait, which end are we talking about? The inevitable end when the sun goes BOOM and everything goes SHOOM and SIZZLE with it? Or the one where the Earth looks like it's been smoking too much weed?
If former, than no. If latter, then yes, you are correct. But it's not the immediate end of the world, the latter can be fixed. And the former can be avoided(somehow), if the human race is still around by then.
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If former, than no. If latter, then yes, you are correct. But it's not the immediate end of the world, the latter can be fixed. And the former can be avoided(somehow), if the human race is still around by then.
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Smoking weed will not end the world you foolish person.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FallenDreamer on 2005-10-22 at 01:59:08
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Smoking weed will not end the world you foolish person.
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That wasn't what I implied. I mean, from the moon, the earth will look like it's on drugs. Basically, I'm saying that with enough time, we'll kill the earth (and eradicate ourselves) in our current state of mind. Jeez, what the hell did you take me for, an idiot?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-22 at 02:10:17
I missunderstood
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-10-22 at 04:01:17
QUOTE(Kellimus @ Oct 20 2005, 07:20 PM)
That is not true. Most of the people in the world are ignorant, so they refuse to admit things.
The end of the world is already happening. It's just a matter of time before it finally does.
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Totally true! *cough Karl Rove cough*
Anyhow after reading that article, I noticably felt my IQ drop a point... I shall reclaim this by linking the TRUE way the earth will end.
Clicky-xor
If that link wasn't convincing enough, mankinds ignorance will be the end of us all. When humanity finally learns to shut up and deal with the way things are, not
them up even more, maybe we can prolong the life of the earth to start a new leaf.Moral of this story? Humans aren't a very good species... Too damn smart for our own damn good...
Edit: Sweet! Damn is unblocked!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-10-22 at 05:14:47
We are all going to end up one time in a nuke war and we will all die.
Thats my opinion though.
Thats my opinion though.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-10-22 at 12:32:24
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FallenDreamer on 2005-10-22 at 15:55:34
QUOTE(ShadowBrood @ Oct 22 2005, 02:01 AM)
Anyhow after reading that article, I noticably felt my IQ drop a point... I shall reclaim this by linking the TRUE way the earth will end.
Clicky-xor
Moral of this story? Humans aren't a very good species... Too damn smart for our own damn good...
Clicky-xor
Moral of this story? Humans aren't a very good species... Too damn smart for our own damn good...
Yeah, I live in CA... I wonder what it'll be like once we float over to Hawaii =P
Anyway, it's not that we're too smart for out own good, we're just too dumb for our own good. Seriously, if we were that smart, would you expect any of that to even happen?