Urge to kill...rising...chances of doomed little childs life increasing exponentialy...chainsaw...out of gas...must buy more gas...
A similar thing happens to me.
My keyboard is broke. And once I threw my phone at the wall and now the only thing holding it together is its case.
iam not that idiotic. i just turn my comp off and start it over if it freezes or doesnt load. and if it doesnt do it the second time, i'll just sell it to my neighbor for false statistics. like 2x the price i bought for.
But its fun being a maniac! You should try it some time.
i'd rather teapee your house with ducttapes and mashed onions