Report, edit, etc...Posted by SunMoon_Emperor on 2006-05-27 at 15:09:55
From StarCraft:
NARRATOR: You failed to achieve victory.
No, you didn't get your ass whooped, you just failed to achieve victory.
NARRATOR: You failed to achieve victory.
No, you didn't get your ass whooped, you just failed to achieve victory.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-05-27 at 15:36:47
Well in that case I always found Driv3r's:
"You Died"
Humourus, it's just so blanant and akward.
"You Died"
Humourus, it's just so blanant and akward.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-05-27 at 15:51:30
"You out of your *&$a$# mind!? That's my most cherished possession. I can't let you take it." - Cid Highwind FF7
"A DA-TE! Or haven't you ever gone on one?" - Aerith FF7
"Mom... Tifa......my town...give it back..." -Cloud FF7
"Cloud... Kill Sephiroh..." -Zack
"A DA-TE! Or haven't you ever gone on one?" - Aerith FF7
"Mom... Tifa......my town...give it back..." -Cloud FF7
"Cloud... Kill Sephiroh..." -Zack
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Elric111 on 2006-05-27 at 23:35:55
Unreal II: The Awakening
Dr. Meyer-"Whats taking you so long?"
John Dalton- "Jesus, your a pain in the @$$!"
Dr. Meyer-"I shoulda called the Marines!"
John Dalton-"They're few, they're proud, and THEY AIN'T HERE!"
Dr. Meyer-"Whats taking you so long?"
John Dalton- "Jesus, your a pain in the @$$!"
Dr. Meyer-"I shoulda called the Marines!"
John Dalton-"They're few, they're proud, and THEY AIN'T HERE!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-05-28 at 00:03:55
Man I'm hungry, who's up for pizza? -Ari, This is after someone threatened to kill him.
This looks evil. Really evil. So evil I'm jealous, I should be like this - Stan
Brilliant! Using the threat of social stigma! A subtle but potent attack. Stan never would have thought of it. -kisling
I could go on and on with that game. Sigh, so many good quotes, good times....
This looks evil. Really evil. So evil I'm jealous, I should be like this - Stan
Brilliant! Using the threat of social stigma! A subtle but potent attack. Stan never would have thought of it. -kisling
I could go on and on with that game. Sigh, so many good quotes, good times....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-05-28 at 13:59:10
Computer: Press any key.
Marine: Where is the "any key" ?
Marine: Where is the "any key" ?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-05-28 at 14:46:01
Sam Fisher(Splinter Cell) - The choice to kill a man or leave a witness isn't a choice at all.
KOTOR II:
You (the main character, as a woman): I found a miner's suit.
Atton (Thanks, cloud): DAMN!
Let me think of some more... Haha, got one.
Duke Nukem (Can you guess the game?)- Your face, your ass. What's the difference?
Starcraft64
Marine- I hate computers! Give me an N64 anyday!
That's enough for now... I'll think of- oh, one more!
Starwars Battlefront II
Rebel Soldier: I'm taking you down, plastic boy!
There. That's all for now.
KOTOR II:
You (the main character, as a woman): I found a miner's suit.
Atton (Thanks, cloud): DAMN!
Let me think of some more... Haha, got one.
Duke Nukem (Can you guess the game?)- Your face, your ass. What's the difference?
Starcraft64
Marine- I hate computers! Give me an N64 anyday!
That's enough for now... I'll think of- oh, one more!
Starwars Battlefront II
Rebel Soldier: I'm taking you down, plastic boy!
There. That's all for now.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-05-28 at 15:25:53
"They expect us to give up and just die in here" -Wakka FFX
"Well thats a lame way to kill someone." -Tidus FFX
"Once lady Yuna fixes her hair, we leave." -Auron FFX
I think his name was Atton
"Well thats a lame way to kill someone." -Tidus FFX
"Once lady Yuna fixes her hair, we leave." -Auron FFX
QUOTE
KOTOR II:
You (the main character, as a woman): I found a miner's suit.
Whatshisface... Can't remember his name: DAMN!
You (the main character, as a woman): I found a miner's suit.
Whatshisface... Can't remember his name: DAMN!
I think his name was Atton
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zycorax on 2006-05-28 at 15:48:28
Night Elf Archer (Warcraft 3): Fear my 1337 skills.
Terran Ghost (Starcraft): You called down the thunder... Now reap the whirlwind!
Stealthing Grunt (Halo2): No one can see me now.
Bloodlord Mandokir (WoW): DING!
[Reply] Jin'do the Hexxer: Gratz!
Terran Ghost (Starcraft): You called down the thunder... Now reap the whirlwind!
Stealthing Grunt (Halo2): No one can see me now.
Bloodlord Mandokir (WoW): DING!
[Reply] Jin'do the Hexxer: Gratz!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chrono_seifer on 2006-05-30 at 01:36:28
"Ride teh shwoopuff" (freakin guess)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-05-30 at 01:43:16
"I See...so thats a keyblade...and i suppose YOU must be its chosen wielder" -Sephiroth(KH2)
"So What if i am?" -Sora(KH2)
"I Wonder if it wont change its mind...once i Defeat you." -Sephiroth(KH2)
"So What if i am?" -Sora(KH2)
"I Wonder if it wont change its mind...once i Defeat you." -Sephiroth(KH2)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chrono_seifer on 2006-05-30 at 01:44:00
oi! (guard from fable)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Choerdius on 2006-05-30 at 22:59:29
Shadow Warrior: "Sticky bomb like-a you!"
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"You have the right to a lawyer and some other crap I can't remember" True Crime NY
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"You Spoony bard!" -- Tellah FF 4 lol it was a bad translation.
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"There ain't no gettin' of this train we on!" -- Barret, FF7
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"Ooo, soft!" -- Zidane FF 9 (I laughed so hard)
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Duke Nukem - Shake it Baby!
Duke Nukem - Those alien illegitimate childs are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!
Duke Nukem - You're an inspiration for birth control.
Duke Nukem - It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
Baulders Gate -
Minsc - Minsc and Boo Stand Ready!
Minsc - Butt Kicking for Goodness!
Minsc - Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!
Jon Irenicus - I cannot be caged. I cannot be controlled.
Warcraft 2
Footman - Join the army, they said.
Footman - See the world, they said.
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"You have the right to a lawyer and some other crap I can't remember" True Crime NY
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"You Spoony bard!" -- Tellah FF 4 lol it was a bad translation.
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"There ain't no gettin' of this train we on!" -- Barret, FF7
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"Ooo, soft!" -- Zidane FF 9 (I laughed so hard)
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Duke Nukem - Shake it Baby!
Duke Nukem - Those alien illegitimate childs are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!
Duke Nukem - You're an inspiration for birth control.
Duke Nukem - It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
Baulders Gate -
Minsc - Minsc and Boo Stand Ready!
Minsc - Butt Kicking for Goodness!
Minsc - Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!
Jon Irenicus - I cannot be caged. I cannot be controlled.
Warcraft 2
Footman - Join the army, they said.
Footman - See the world, they said.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-05-30 at 23:50:15
"I Am the master of Time, and your Out of it." Luxord-KH2
"Thinking of you wherever you Are. we pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend" Kairi-KH2 (Theres more to it, its just a VERY LONG NOTE)
"Ansem said the heart is beyond his Understanding...but its Not beyond mine! hear me Kingdom hearts, you cannot fully exist without me no more then i cannot fully exist without You!" Xemnas-KH2
My Favorite Fire Emblem: the sacred stones Quotes.
"Halt Boy! do you know anything about that Run Down fortress ahead?!" -Innes
"Yeah, theres never anybody in There i should Know i've been there!" -Ewan
"i said HALT!!! DO NOT TAKE ANOTHER STEP BOY!" -Innes
"Huh? thats gonna make it Awfully hard to get where we need to go." -Ewan
"You have 3 Paths layed out before you, Which will you take?, *Looks Left* the Path to Darkness?, *Looks Right* or the Path to Light?" Ansem(or DiZ)-KH CoM
"Neither!" Mickey-KH CoM
"The Way, to the Dawn." Riku-KH CoM (Chain of Memories)
"Thinking of you wherever you Are. we pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend" Kairi-KH2 (Theres more to it, its just a VERY LONG NOTE)
"Ansem said the heart is beyond his Understanding...but its Not beyond mine! hear me Kingdom hearts, you cannot fully exist without me no more then i cannot fully exist without You!" Xemnas-KH2
My Favorite Fire Emblem: the sacred stones Quotes.
"Halt Boy! do you know anything about that Run Down fortress ahead?!" -Innes
"Yeah, theres never anybody in There i should Know i've been there!" -Ewan
"i said HALT!!! DO NOT TAKE ANOTHER STEP BOY!" -Innes
"Huh? thats gonna make it Awfully hard to get where we need to go." -Ewan
"You have 3 Paths layed out before you, Which will you take?, *Looks Left* the Path to Darkness?, *Looks Right* or the Path to Light?" Ansem(or DiZ)-KH CoM
"Neither!" Mickey-KH CoM
"The Way, to the Dawn." Riku-KH CoM (Chain of Memories)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-05-31 at 05:46:16
-Are you the only one who's left ?
-No.
-Did you kill it ?
-Where have you been ?
-I saw Blare, I went after him, but got lost in the storm. The fire increased the temperature, but not for long.
-We allso won't last long.
-How are we going to get out ?
-Maybe we shouldn't ?...
-If you are worried about me ...
-I don't think that we're in shape to perform now.
-So what are we going to do ?
-Wait a bit, see what happens.
-Yeah...
The storyline of the game is conected with the moovie. "The Thing"
-No.
-Did you kill it ?
-Where have you been ?
-I saw Blare, I went after him, but got lost in the storm. The fire increased the temperature, but not for long.
-We allso won't last long.
-How are we going to get out ?
-Maybe we shouldn't ?...
-If you are worried about me ...
-I don't think that we're in shape to perform now.
-So what are we going to do ?
-Wait a bit, see what happens.
-Yeah...
The storyline of the game is conected with the moovie. "The Thing"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ice_Inferno_X3 on 2006-05-31 at 22:29:25
My favorite quote would have to be from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. At the end after you stab Ganon in the head he says "The Wind...is still blowing..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Biofreak on 2006-06-01 at 14:36:50
"You called down the thnder, now reap the whirlwind." - SC Ghost
"Your Soul is mine!", and "Finish Him!" - Mortal Kombat
"My loose ends?!" - Joannah Dark "Oh, im sorry, I didn't realise you wanted him to shoot you... I can call in some more gaurds if you want?" - Johnathon
"Your Soul is mine!", and "Finish Him!" - Mortal Kombat
"My loose ends?!" - Joannah Dark "Oh, im sorry, I didn't realise you wanted him to shoot you... I can call in some more gaurds if you want?" - Johnathon
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-01 at 16:57:49
"Court ajourned" Mario sunshine.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ice_Inferno_X3 on 2006-06-04 at 13:29:20
"No, I am your father" that quote is friggin legendary...oh wait. you said video games? DAMN!.....thought ya meant movies 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-06-06 at 15:36:11
QUOTE(Ice_Inferno_X3 @ Jun 4 2006, 12:28 PM)
"No, I am your father" that quote is friggin legendary...oh wait. you said video games? DAMN!.....thought ya meant movies
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It's gotta be "You are DEAD" - The game over screen in RE4. So over dramatic.
Also, everythnig said in Black & Whtie is rediculously funny when taken out of context. And sometiems in context.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lil-Inferno on 2006-06-06 at 17:44:07
I like this one 
Mario: Its a Mia Mario!
Mario: Its a Mia Mario!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-06-06 at 18:45:25
"ugh!"
from mario64 when he gets hit, its funny cause he looses his italian accent.
from mario64 when he gets hit, its funny cause he looses his italian accent.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe on 2006-06-06 at 18:55:29
how do get a favorite quote from a video game .. lol.. They always talk to fast to understand anyways . Mine would have to be somewhere in halo maybe..
. Mine would have to be somewhere in halo maybe..Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pyro_Maniak14 on 2006-06-06 at 19:17:53
QUOTE(SunMoon_Emperor @ May 26 2006, 02:05 PM)
On the first level of Destroy all Humans.
CRYPTOSPORIDIUM 136: Attention, Earth creature. This planet is now a part of the Furon Empire. Do you understand?
Cow: Mooooo
CRYPTO: We will now abduct you for the purpose of scientific investigation. The proceedure will be painful and intrusive. Do you have any objections?
COW: Mooooo
CRYPTO: Earth creature, I am adressing you. Respond or be vaporized.
COW: Mooooo*poops*
CRYPTO: I don't have time for this. *kills all cows*
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CRYPTOSPORIDIUM 136: Attention, Earth creature. This planet is now a part of the Furon Empire. Do you understand?
Cow: Mooooo
CRYPTO: We will now abduct you for the purpose of scientific investigation. The proceedure will be painful and intrusive. Do you have any objections?
COW: Mooooo
CRYPTO: Earth creature, I am adressing you. Respond or be vaporized.
COW: Mooooo*poops*
CRYPTO: I don't have time for this. *kills all cows*
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That one was funny but I like when he's in the space ship.
"Crypto you will go to Earth and recover Crypto ###."
"I'm gonna go to Earth and rescue me! I mean him"
"That's right"
"And then I'm... Arghh... WHEN DO I GET TO BLOW THINGS UP"
Army Soldier: Where's that commie....?
Army Soldier: Little green pissant!
Constantine(Dont Ask)
Half-Breed Bartender: Damn you Constantine!
Constantine: I've been damned by worse... Much worse...
It's an inside joke to me... May not be as funny to you guys.
My favorite one is from Conker's Bad Fur Day.
CBFD
Teddy Doc1: Just imagine the quality of today's games.
Teddy Doc2: Yes I mean stop and think. What would that do... be serious what we it do.
Conker: *cocks mp-40s*
Teddy Doc1&2: WHAT THE F**K! Quick into character! *tosses cigarettes*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-06-06 at 20:42:21
I heard this in Far Cry:
"I am going to shoot you IN THE FACE"
It's really funny to hear in the middle of the jungle.
"I am going to shoot you IN THE FACE"
It's really funny to hear in the middle of the jungle.