Staredit Network

-You have nightmares about bad maps you've played.
-You've made a new version for every map.
-You can control making triggers with your head, (I wish I could do that XD)
-If someone gives you five minutes, you can make any map.
-You make maps in your sleep
-...yeah.

-you find (U)Bolt_Head or Tuxedo-Templar asking you "How do you do this..."
-you find out how to make maps like Pressure Defense with normal, non-Broodwar Staredit

You know you love StarEdit when...

You actually came up with the idea for Grid Settings in Starforge (or at least the offset)
You know what the Control button is used for in the Fog of War Layer. (possable quiz question)



You ARE (U)Bolt_Head or Tuxedo-Templar.

-you are posting a a spammy topic called "you know you love staredit when"
-you hvant opened the editor in a year but still find yourself drawn to this site

-You have posts of your maps on your room.
-You have the logo of your map as an avatar in a forum (bolt )

You know you love staredit...

You put 62 "0" milliseconds in your clock to speed up the time.
Whenever someone asks you "Hey can I have a bite of your sandwich" you reply "Can you upgrade 255 times?!"
You watch a sad horror flick and say "OMG EVEN GOLEMS IS BETTER THAN THAT!!"
You write letters to your friends and close it with a comment and Preserve Trigger to constantly remind them of this letter!!
Whenever you are sick and the doc asks "Whats the conditions?" you reply "Always, Player 1 suffers exactly 1 deaths of buildings"
When you get arrested and the police ask you what actions have you done, you reply "Set switch 1, End scenario in defeat for current player"
When you join a sports team and they ask you what is your player number and what team do you play for you reply "Neutral, Player 12"
Whenever you do your homework, you create a "Player 14" scarab to speed up the entire process...

Woo Hoo!! InTeRFeRe wins!! Woo Hoo!!

You know you love staredt when,
You go up to a bully, smash his head with a mouse, and say,"Kill bully at location mouse!"
You start having akward thoughts of the staredit programmers.
You go to every sign in the forest that says "crossing moose" to "crossing minimoose"
You have counted how many maps there are, even the ones not released.
You try to do "spawn naked girlfriend at location my bed".
You think it is amusing that hero overlords give you 30 supply.
You take screenshots of terrain and consider them "pornographic images".

You know you love StarEdit when you conceptualize your triggers on paper. Right now my comp is plastered with Post-Its .

Hehe I kinda do that with my Terrain. I draw it on a paper.

Weird, I do that too.

I did that for someone, but not staredit, a different program.


-You make over five maps at a time
-You get mad at someone so you make an RPG that's objective is to kill him. (One of my friends did that. Talking Pie RPG)
-You can stay up for longer than a day working on a map
-You can do anything in Staredit someone asks you to
-...yeah

- All Use map player know you
- You can do a Map making clan only with yourself
- You are eating, peeing, taking a shower in front of staredit
- ....

I like that picture lol.

I have planned triggers on paper before. (like when i was making tetris i had compleate diagrams and stuff). But i havn't drawn terrain out on paper since I was making maps for war2

Staredit Networks next layout is on paper... but I never do that with maps. My imagination is too big

Thats cause there weren't any Triggers back in war2(I think I haven't used War2 in such long time.

Uhh Right Beer Keg???? That explains why i havn't drawn out SC terrain on paper, because there wasn't triggers for war2 . . . [/confused_sarcasim]

*bolt's confusion confuses Clokr_*
*Clokr_ is confused*

In Warcraft2 everything thatt matters is terrain. There were no triggers so all you needed was a reall good terrain.

I knew I should've left out the Sc part in that quote I made.

SC is kinda a modified version of W2 so I think that there were triggers in W2, atleast for the campaigns. I don't know if the editor allowed users to modify them.

I'm guilty of all of these... and possibly more.



EDIT: Oh if the warcraft 2 editor format was figured out completely, people could probably have made campaigns, but I guess it's too old to try it now.

ya same sometimes

i also do that 1337 talk to..ill be all "haha i pwnz u" and theyll be clueless

The W2 scenario format was completely figured out. I saw it somewhere.

Players: Me.

Conditions: Hungry.

Actions: Randomize Switch 1.

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Conditions: Switch 1 Set.

Actions: Eat and waste a good 20 minutes of SE time.

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Conditions: Switch 1 Cleared.

Actions: Starve myself and use a perfectly good 20 minutes on SE.

1. You spend more time making maps than you do playing them *doh! guilty as charged*
2. You make more maps than you've played...
3. You've made a map for each genre of map
4. You take screenshots of your maps and frame them
5. Your desktop is a screenshot of your map
6. You zealously hunt the unprotectors
7. You report the hackers to Blizzard
8. You cry when Blizzard does nothing
9. You enjoy reading (U)Bolt_Head's explanations of triggers
10. You're in a map-making guild
11. You know more about map making than you do about making love
12. You make more maps than you make love
13. You make love to your maps
14. You're jealous of the good map makers
15. You pity the bad map makers
16. You make maps for every place you visit
17. You don't finish your essay worth 25% of your final grade because you had to finish the new map first
18. You come to StarEdit.net often
19. You find yourself picking out how something could be done better in a game every time you play
20. You buy a lap-top just so you can make maps on vacations
21. When your map that you've been working on for 8 months suddenly becomes corrupted you feel happy because you know you're going to get to make a map!
22. You actually feel the hacking problem is a problem
24. You feel that you're the last defender against hacking
25. You feel superior to the system
26. StarCraft is the only game you play
27. BroodWar doesn't count
28. You make four versions of every map you make : 1 for starcraft and 1 for brood-war in both single- and multi-player editions.
29. You then multiply the amount of versions by 2 for sound- and no sound- versions.
30. You release updates of this 8-version map weekly
31. You get pissed when someone asks you to play a game because it takes away from making maps
32. You read past the first line of (U)Bolt_Head's explanations
33. You've been making maps for at least 5 years
34. You're happy to learn there are still tons of new maps to make
35. You're sad to see this list end!

You know you love SE when you keep clicking around in staredit.net---Just to look at Random Map Making Tips!(that's what I'm doing now...they seem endless...)

LOL!

Anyway, it is about SE not SEN