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i want a fuzzy wuzzy ling for a pet and im gonna call it fuzzy and...GGGAAAHHHH GET IT OFF!! S-S-SOMEONE GET IT OFF

too much SC when
You are having sex with your gf and you yell out "KERRRRRRRRRRIGAN!!!" instead of her name. (It has been done)

You know youve been playing too much sc when:
-You see a jet fighter in the air and you think its a wraith
-You see a ground hog burrowing itself under the ground and you think its a zergling
-You attach claws to your hands then you get on all fours and attack someone

You know you play too much SC when:
Your best words-per-minute score was 496, completely in internet shortforms

SC2 comes out, you see it, and you say "Nice joke" to the store manager

You get up to stretch, look at your clock, and see that it's the exact same time you got on your comp today... no, wait, that means it must be yesterday... well, no, that can't be right, because it got dark outisd ethe window more than twice... so...

You tell someone that a Goliath could beat an Atlas(Battletech) in head-on combat

You call good sprinters "Cracklings" and the best spritners are "Cracklings with P14's help"

You ask a ouiji board when the Protoss are gonna come kill the Zerg on your planet

You're wary of all females, in case they're infested, telepathic, or several millenia old

You know you play too much sc when:
-You attach knives onto your hands and act like a zlot
-You attach guns onto your hands and act like a goliath
-You hijack a Harrier and act like a wraith
-You hijack another hugeass plane, attach 2 hugeass cannons and act like a BC
-You take a shovel and a pointy stick, burrow yourself underground and act like a lurker (not exactly ranged, but you can harpoon someone )
-You hijack a tank, attach a hugeass cannon onto it, and act like a siege tank (on siege mode )
-You attach 2 flamethrowers and act like an FB (firebat)
-You steal a sniper rifle and act like a ghost
-You take over a nuke silo, launch a nuke and then point your sniper rifle at the target location
-You steal a motorbike, attach a grenade launcher, and maybe a minelayer, and act like a vulture
-You...uh...steal a blow torch and act like an scv?
-You steal an M16 from an americain assault marine and act like a marine
-You act like a DA and try to MC someone using hypnotism on them
-You steal a lightning rod and act like an archon
-You...steal claws and act like a drone?

"-You attach knives onto your hands and act like a zlot"
Dude,t hat's been said enough time, and it's stupid.

"-You...steal claws and act like a drone? "
Drones mine with claws, not fight

"You steal a lightning rod and act like an archon"
I don't even want to understand...

"-You steal an M16 from an americain assault marine and act like a marine"
Um... your ideas are stupid.
I can't go any further... stupidache...

Wow. That really is one of the stupidest things I've seen in ages. Well, at least since Sala's whiny goodbye thread.

NO THREAD MUST NOT DIE!!!


•You..um FART AND SAY IT WAS A....A MARINE?!?!?!

You know youve played too much SC when:

You SAY "lol"
You've memorized every hotkey

ill add more if i think of them

P.S. Im guilty of both :P

Ya, me too...
You know you've played too much SC when:
You walk outside, see the sun and think "Oh crap a siege tank shot! Oh, good thing there was a crash".

Okaym, kinda stupid, but w/e

Who says I sit in a chair and play SC?
Yes, i am also guilty of memorizing all the hot keys

umm
-Everyday u watch at least 5 pro replays(thats me!)
-Everyday u log on to a place call Staredit.net and try to get minerals
-Everyday u log on to SEN and go and play Starcraft Armies to try and relieve the sensation of Starcraft

(I am unfortunetly guilty of all the above charges )

Your'e hanging out with your friends in the park and from afar you see a lone red leaf on the floor and you go:
"OMFG everybody run for your ing lifes. Move, Move!"
As you go behind a car thinking your out of the blast radius you go:
"Can't you people see the ing red Dot!?!?!? It's a nuke target you morons!"
One of your embarased frineds goes:
"Dude, it's just a red leaf."
Thinking you can run away in safety, you hit a button on your watch thinking you go cloaked."
A dog bites your @$$(can I say that here?)
You go:
"OMFG you haxxor there is no detector nearby, map hack, map hack!"

You know u played to much SC when:

-You use 3 fingers to type. Your indexs and one thumb yet u memorized ur entire key board
GULITY!

You dig a hole in your neighbor's front yard and you start spitting at them when they come out..

I hope no one has done that. That of course is a classic.
I also said that my friend was a "HACKER!" on Halo because he shot in the face twice in a row.

i didnt read all the suff but



-when in the heat you infest your gfs command center then plague all over her face




heh, i think thats how it gose