Hmm, I seriously don't give a crap, because I can't vote anyways, but if I had to vote, I'd vote for Mike Tyson.
From ad:
John Kerry says hes never done drugs. So does Bush. But are they telling the truth? Mike Tyson tells the truth!
"I do do drugs, but I do them to stop me from killing YOU!"
John Kerry says hes never been to jail. So does Bush. But how do you know there not lieing? Mike Tyson tells the truth!
"Of course I've been to jail, I'm a convicted *bunch of stuff I cant remember right now*"
Lol, I trust him the most

You're crazy, Shmeeps.