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Battlefield Vietnam, from a CPU Marine:

"I own your ass, mofo!"

"Wakka Wakka Wakka" - PacMan

In America's Army: Rise of a Soldier, on the sniper training level where you have to spot the towers, there's a guy who sings a little tune, and its so funny when you hear it the first time...

I remember in one of the early levels...

"YOU MUST HARNESS THE ANCIENT POWER OF CHI!"

That guy got so annoying. -_-

I never heard that before. I gotta go replay the game then.

Also, things the say in Animal Crossing are pretty wicked. After I while you get the mental imagry that you're actually interpretting animalese.

...Through the hole in my head."

The hidden completed version of that quotation.

And the guys building the boat in land one. I lvoe their songs. And the thnigs they say when you bring them inappropriate things.

I forget how that song goes. I never knew the rest, an hour before uninstalling the game because it was boring I threw them across the map. And then I threw a bolder into my city and killed everyone.

LOL!
I would always tell my pet to eat my characters.

Sc Yellow submarine

"In the town where I was born, lived a man who
sailed to sea and he told us of his life in a yellow submarine"

JC Denton: "Our governments have limited power by design."
Isaac: "Rhetoric--and you believe it! Don’t you know where those slogans come from?"
JC Denton: "I give up."
Isaac: "Well-paid researchers - how do you say it? - 'think tanks,' funded by big businesses. What is that? A 'think tank'?"
JC Denton: "Hardly as sinister as a dictator, like China’s Premier."
Isaac: "It’s privately-funded propaganda. The Trilateral Commission in the United States for instance."
JC Denton: "The separation of powers acknowledges the petty ambitions of individuals; that’s its strength."
Isaac: "A system organized around the weakest qualities of individuals will produce these same qualities in its leaders."
JC Denton: "Perhaps certain qualities are an inseparable part of human nature.
Isaac: "The mark of the educated man is the suppression of these qualities in favor of better ones. The same is true of civilization."

One of the countless well thought-out conversations in Deus Ex. This brilliant conception should have won every award in existence for kicking ass.

Huh whos there-Sora

Ive come to see the door to this world-cloaked figure

huh?-sora

this world has been connected-cloaked figure

what are you talking about-sora

tied to the darkness, soon to be completely eclipsed-cloaked figure

well whoever you are stop freaking me out like this, huh well where did you come from?-sora

You do not yet know, what lies beyond the door-cloaked figure

(I dunno something about this conversation just really engrossed me into the first kingdom hearts)


once we step through we might not be able to come back, we may never see our parents again, but theres no turning back, this may be our only chance we cant let fear stop us, im not afraid of the darkness! take my hand sora.-Riku

Lol cloud, I just saw that movie again yesterday. I have a sub version, that movie is tight; however, i feel like sephiroth died little to fast?

I love this from Nick Scryer Psi-Ops:

"Who is she? Damn she seems familiar. I don't know if I should trust her, or kill her... Oh well, at least she gave me a gun... it's better than a kick in the nuts...".

Lol nice quotes, I feel like all games has a humor part to it... And espeically Halo, sometime when I play that game I feel like its a joke. Like the thoes small covents, why did they even add them? I made the whole game look like some kind of kids game.

They added them because it's part of the plot of the entire game. Maybe they should've replaced them with Blood Snarling Demons that are half shark and wolf, that'd make the game much easier to take seriously. Because the extermination of the entire human race isn't enough. And yeah those blood effects you get when you shoot an enemy in the face and it splirts all around the ceiling and floor, really makes it look like a kids game.

Well it looked like some kind of kids game to me, unlike games like some other FPS. Well I dont know the whole story of Halo. I just played through Halo one and two. I dont own an Xbox, so I never bought the game and really played it enough. So when I played through Halo thoes little covnants thing makes the game look like a kids game compaired to some other FPS.

I dunno... Some of the Translator messages in Unreal are pretty funny. I can't remember any off the top of my head but there's probably a site with a complete list of them.

EDIT: Found a few.
"Benjamin Nathaniel's Diary, Day 93: Today is my birthday. I will celebrate by attempting to start another prison riot."

"Jonas Gershwin's Diary, Day 204: There was another roach in my lunch today. I wonder how they make it on board starships such as this one. If that female dog in cell 4A keeps looking at me funny, I swear I'm going to rip out her larynx."

"Log: L. Goeranov: We've been stuck here for days. There are plenty of fish to eat but they taste kinda funny. I never liked fish."

"Primary Shuttle Bay: Log entry by Dockmaster Ivan Romanov, Second Officer ISV-Kran. I have sealed the main iris hatch with a laser welding team. No alien illegitimate childs are going to get in my shuttle bay."

"Jailer Hrang of the Red Hand Tribe: We have captured a Terran girl. Some of my soldiers want to try and take liberties with her. I guess that's OK as long as they watch those boots! She kicked me in the hrangos last time."

"Jailer Hrang of the Red Hand Tribe: Dorro owes me 25,000 gold paaras when we get home! He truly sucks at Death Bones. Hustling him is like taking candy from a terran baby. Speaking of which I think its time to go beat on that ugly Terran girl some more."

"Jailer Hrang of the Red Hand Tribe: I can't believe it!!! The Terran girl escaped! One of those worthless Nali Monks must have tunneled her out. I am in DEEP crap! If Captain DUK'CHOROTH comes and finds out I let her escape, I'll be de-hrangod for sure!"

"Bridge Foreman Khan Vhranna: I've about had it with Grok Vhul'Rath. He's such a pompous son-of-a bulrach. If he makes us fix the drawbridge one more time in the rain I'm going to bust his face in."

"Diary: Grok Vhul'Rath: I ordered repairs to the drawbridge again! This is getting really old - I'm sick of dealing with the behemoths - They constantly break things and they're slobs like Aldarian pigs. I'm anxious to get back to my homeworld."

Munchies!
- Assorted guards from MGS3 when you destroy the food supplies

"C'mon, its a set up by Xemnas" - Axel
"Xemnas?" - Sora
"Yeah, the guy you just saw. hes their leader." - Axel
"X-E-M, N-A-S., Xemnas. Got it Memorized?" - Axel

Starcraft :

I Just erased all my SC known by heart quote cause i found somehting interesting on wikipedia... lol

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/StarCraft
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Warcraft 3

Worker ( human ) : Yes sir, Work work ( or is it in W2... )

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Kotor 2

the blinded girl : As I watch through the ashes of Katar ( or as I walk... god i dont remember )

Atton : Not that your half-naked interrogation [...]

Atton : Pure Pazaak !

Bao-dur : Yes general ?

You : What is your perception of love HK ?
Hk-47 : Well Master it would be shooting with a lazer sniper from 300 meters and hit the head ( Something like that... )

Hk-47 : Yes master

Kreia : Have you come for answer ?

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Half-Life: COunter strike

Get the hell outta there its gonna blow !

Roger that
Affirmative
negative
I'm in position
Covering fire, need assistance!
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So just there i bought a M4 A1, primary bullet, secondary bullet, a Nade, 2 Flash, a smoke and a Kelvar+helmet

... lol

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Well that is all I can remember

"Stay awhile. Stay FOREVER!!!! Ah, ha, ha, haa!"

Mission Impossible - Commodore 64

mine?

"Your taunts are unadvised templar"