Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-10-23 at 15:58:13
*Kills Father Time
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-10-23 at 16:01:42
Okay, I will. *Hito gets sued by Universal Studios for copyright violations (Back To The Future). Hito loses the case, and is chopped apart by Universal's interdimensional apemen ninjas* "Cool..." *Kicks a little man*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-23 at 16:42:24
*Syphon sits in a booth every night for 17 weeks writing a story with striking similarity to the hitch hiker guide to the galaxy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-23 at 17:33:21
*Lights a fart.*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-23 at 17:33:27
*Voyager7456(MM) comes back to 'life' as an undead Egg Ninja and beats Wilhelm with an inflatable banana.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-23 at 18:02:18
*Syphon Attempts to publish the hitch hikers guide to terrain.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-10-23 at 19:35:07
*sips illusional shake*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-10-23 at 19:43:10
*Wilhelm tickles Voyager until he falls into a pit filled with very, very angry dwarves.*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-23 at 21:09:38
*Plays with a match and a bottle of alcohol.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-23 at 23:05:19
[center]*Plays with iodine crystals and ammonia*
*Plays with chlorine and bleach*
*Plays with magnesium and water*[/center]
*Plays with chlorine and bleach*
*Plays with magnesium and water*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2005-10-23 at 23:41:31
*Plays with enzymes and vaccines and creates a cure for cancer, then drops the bottle*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-10-23 at 23:43:13
*Uses Mr.Camo's avatar on Mr.Camo
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-10-23 at 23:44:44
"Lol! Wait, I'm dead."
*Revives*
"Yay!"
*Revives*
"Yay!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-23 at 23:53:51
[center]*Hands roofied drink to Camo*
"Prepare for secks."[/center]
"Prepare for secks."[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2005-10-23 at 23:55:22
Lol.
*drinks the drink*
*drinks the drink*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-10-24 at 00:31:59
*Sits in the shadows...*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow_Lover on 2005-10-24 at 00:32:28
*steals 2 dollars and runs out door
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-10-24 at 00:35:06
*Adolf Simpson starts killing people in this bar
"I got some German AK47's, who are the terrorists with me?!?"
"I got some German AK47's, who are the terrorists with me?!?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-24 at 00:35:24
[center]*Empties arsenal at Kow_Lover*
*Hits Kow_Lover with an APIT bullet*
"Teach you to take 2 bucks!"
(APIT = Armor Piercing Incendiary Tracer)[/center]
*Hits Kow_Lover with an APIT bullet*
"Teach you to take 2 bucks!"
(APIT = Armor Piercing Incendiary Tracer)[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-24 at 06:47:55
*Voyager7456(MM) crawls out of the pit, sword stained with blood.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by marxel on 2005-10-24 at 11:31:47
*walks in with a werewolf costume carrying a flag that has "its my birthday on October 25" on it.*
"Its my damn birthday!!! Im 11 years old!!! So can I have a glass of wine there pal?"
*sees the sign on the wall - NO MINORS ALLOWED - *
*gets kicked out of the bar*
"Damn It! 7 years to go."
"Its my damn birthday!!! Im 11 years old!!! So can I have a glass of wine there pal?"
*sees the sign on the wall - NO MINORS ALLOWED - *
*gets kicked out of the bar*
"Damn It! 7 years to go."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-10-24 at 19:42:56
*...*
"..."
"..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-24 at 22:07:49
*Puts a crucifix on the walla nd prays.*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-10-25 at 00:20:58
*Starts using the German AK-47 on everybody in this bar except for the two known terrorists I know.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-25 at 00:34:22
[center]*Throws a COB covered in duct tape (Sticky side out) at a passing cop*
"5 second fuse."
*5, 4, 3, 2, 1...*
"Uhh..."[/center]
"5 second fuse."
*5, 4, 3, 2, 1...*
"Uhh..."[/center]