Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-10-25 at 00:39:32
*sees that nuclear just threw a CO*D* covered in duct tape at a cop, hiding behind a table counting down like a bomb will explode*
"You dont know how to spell
"
"You dont know how to spell
"Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-25 at 00:43:47
[center]COB = CO[sub]2[/sub] Bomb. Jeez, doesn't anyone know anything about pyro anymore?
*Cop walks in, smoking COB stuck to the side of his head*
"Who threw this?"
*Points to hamma*[/center]
*Cop walks in, smoking COB stuck to the side of his head*
"Who threw this?"
*Points to hamma*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-10-25 at 00:46:06
i know that u meant cob, but im changing it to cod, stick with the story.........
*sees cop holding cod and asking who threw it*
*points in different directions where no one is at*
*sees cop holding cod and asking who threw it*
*points in different directions where no one is at*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-25 at 00:48:05
[center]*Cop arrests hamma, 'cause he has a fuse sticking out of him and is playing with matches*
"Haha, hamma got owned."
*Cop explodes, lighting hamma's fuse*
*Hamma explodes*[/center]
"Haha, hamma got owned."
*Cop explodes, lighting hamma's fuse*
*Hamma explodes*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-10-25 at 00:50:02
*explodes but was nowhere near the other explosions*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-10-25 at 01:11:01
"im dead..."
*cries*
*cries*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-10-25 at 01:14:46
*revives mr.ex*
" "
"
"Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-25 at 01:26:19
[center]*Blowguns mercury fulminate/RDX at mr.ex*
"Heh..."[/center]
"Heh..."[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-10-25 at 03:40:32
*Runs into the bar and pulls out his krieg and shoots nuclear in the face* bwhahahahah *sits down and orders a appletini*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-25 at 03:50:16
[center]"..."
"I'm the bartender, fool."
*Pours a bleach, calls it an 'appletini'*
"Enjoy your girly drink."[/center]
"I'm the bartender, fool."
*Pours a bleach, calls it an 'appletini'*
"Enjoy your girly drink."[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-10-25 at 04:03:58
"Will do."
*Picks up drink smells it, then shrugs and downs it.*
"Thanks."
*Picks up drink smells it, then shrugs and downs it.*
"Thanks."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-25 at 04:14:07
[center]*Pours another 'appletini', actually some chlorine*
"Have another, on the house."[/center]
"Have another, on the house."[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-10-25 at 04:20:21
"Alrighty then"
*drinks it and twitches*
"That was... very good, thanks bartender."
*drinks it and twitches*
"That was... very good, thanks bartender."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-25 at 04:23:54
[center]"How about ONE more free drink?"
*Pours an ammonia*[/center]
*Pours an ammonia*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-10-25 at 04:28:02
"Uhh.. sure. Gee you are a cool bartender!"
*Drinks ammonia but nothing happens since he converts it to carbamoyl phosphate by using the enzyme carbamoyl phosphate, therefor making it harmless.*
"Yum!"
*Drinks ammonia but nothing happens since he converts it to carbamoyl phosphate by using the enzyme carbamoyl phosphate, therefor making it harmless.*
"Yum!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-25 at 04:31:20
[center]"Go jump on that trampoline..."
*Watches Caboose explode from internal pressure*
*Pours a real appletini, and drinks it*
"I'm girly enough to drink this."[/center]
*Watches Caboose explode from internal pressure*
*Pours a real appletini, and drinks it*
"I'm girly enough to drink this."[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-10-25 at 04:33:55
*Skips over to the trampoline and jumps but soon explodes.*
"ahhhhh!!!!!! I have ploded!!!"
*defies all logic and regenerates*
"Woot, I'm back."
"ahhhhh!!!!!! I have ploded!!!"
*defies all logic and regenerates*
"Woot, I'm back."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-25 at 04:38:07
[center]"That was cool."
*Drinks some SoCo, another girly drink*
"Yeah..."
*warweed12 walks in with a pipebomb in his mouth*
[/center]
*Drinks some SoCo, another girly drink*
"Yeah..."
*warweed12 walks in with a pipebomb in his mouth*
[/center]Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-10-25 at 04:42:54
*takes a couple steps back from warweed12*
"I'll have a Sex on the Beach, please."
"I'll have a Sex on the Beach, please."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-25 at 04:45:42
[center]*Points to Mr.Camo's unconcious, roofied body*
*Points to the beach*
"Have fun."
*Cops arrive, arrest warweed... again*
*warweed12 explodes on the way to jail*[/center]
*Points to the beach*
"Have fun."
*Cops arrive, arrest warweed... again*
*warweed12 explodes on the way to jail*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-10-25 at 04:48:06
" 
Well... That's not what I wanted, but I guess I could sell his body to a pimp."
*Carries Mr.Camo's body to a pimp and sells him for $500.*
"What now, what now..."
Well... That's not what I wanted, but I guess I could sell his body to a pimp."*Carries Mr.Camo's body to a pimp and sells him for $500.*
"What now, what now..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-25 at 04:50:52
[center]*Camo wakes up, kills Caboose*
"Mr.Camo pwns."
*Opens the safe, steals $400*
"I'm going to the bar down the street."[/center]
"Mr.Camo pwns."
*Opens the safe, steals $400*
"I'm going to the bar down the street."[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-10-25 at 04:52:24
*Gets kicked out of Hell for being to annoying to the Devil*
"I'm back biznatches."
"I'm back biznatches."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-25 at 04:57:27
[center]*Traumatized*
"I... think... that's... a... GAY BAR!"
"Meh."
*Grabs some more money from the safe*
*Returns to the gay bar*[/center]
"I... think... that's... a... GAY BAR!"
"Meh."
*Grabs some more money from the safe*
*Returns to the gay bar*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-10-25 at 05:01:20
*Revives warweed22 and has him blow up the gay bars sub woofers and music*
"Bwahahha, now, warweed22, we shall go get crunked"
"Bwahahha, now, warweed22, we shall go get crunked"