"I have way too much free time!"
*Runs around in a vertical square*
*Walks in*
*Sits at table and orders a drink*
*Laughs at the people running around*
"Hahahahaha"
*Grabs calculator, pen and several hundred sheets of paper*
I just got a kickass idea.
*Runs into basement.*
*turns around quickly with crazy expression and looks at syphon coming into the basement*
"sssssss, leeeeeeeeeeave thisssssssssssssssss placcccccccccccccccccccccccccce ssssss"
*gets punched in the face by syphon*
*Orders a shot of tap water.*
*Puts in Donald Trump hair gel.*
"Soooo, how are the ladies in this joint?"
*Walks upstairs and deposites an inconsievably imense amount of hyper intellegent shades of blue on the bar.*
*Mutters and walks back downstairs*
*Douglas Adams' copyright laywers burst through the door.
*"We're looking for a Mr... Syphon?"*
*Voyager7456(MM) points to the stairs.
QUOTE(Voyager7456(MM) @ Oct 28 2005, 07:19 PM)
*Douglas Adams' copyright laywers burst through the door.
*"We're looking for a Mr... Syphon?"*
*Voyager7456(MM) points to the stairs.
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"always on me about the hitch hikers thing eh?"
*Points out to the lawyers that Mr. Adams riped the hitchhikers guide to- portion of the title from an earlier book.*
*Proceeds to make them vanish from existence with one of the failed experiments I've made in the past 2 days of sleepless basmentdom.*
"Man, things just keep getting weirder and weirder around here." *Looks around* "Anybody have any lube?" *Happens to be holding a chicken.*
*Voyager7456(MM) doesn't notice anything strange about Wilhelm's behavior.... ...for Wilhelm.
O_O
"WFT!?"
*glytchur dissapears...
*Appears out of thin air 2 weeks ago holding glytcher in a diaper*
"Apparently he got sucked into my time travel machine..."
*Glytcher unexplicaply appears in the present standing inside a table with an OMFG IT FOLDS UP!!1 look on his face*
*Falls out of the folds of reality behind the bar holding john wilks boothe.*
"Here"
*Drops boothe.*
*Vansihes back into the now permantly altered space time basement.*
*opens up the window* *looks around* * goes to bed, takes his bbg and starts sniping ppl from window. Hits syphon in his mouth
* "GL" *quietly* "DIE YU __________"
"Damn, I'm hungry."
*Sees that the SEN bar has
l33t breakfast on it's menu*
"I'll take one of those, please."
*rises from the floor behind our good friend D)s 202*
*20 seconds later screaming is heard near the CN tower*
*Walks up from basement*
"Who wants a nice red slurpee!"
*walks back down*
*hits syphon on his head and pokes his eye balls "DIE SYPHON"* *after a few minutes you hear a squishy sound coming from syphons head* "LETS EAT"
*Breaks through the wall with a large green man.*
"Hey, stop that!"
*Slaps D)s.*
*Wlaks downstairs.*
*Voyager7456(MM) plants a time bomb in the basement...
"You guys still eating popcorn brains? I thought I finished them a while back..."
*Continues eating popcorn out of doodans head
*Time bomb appears in mid air above the bar frozen in carbonite.*
"Booming voice : I've done it."
*Rises from basment as God-like figure.*
'Bow down."
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*Time bomb appears in mid air above the bar frozen in carbonite.*
"Booming voice : I've done it."
*Rises from basment as God-like figure.*
'Bow down."
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Sprays a can of anti god on syphon.