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"Foolish mortal, Anti-god doesn't afect me.""

~400,000,000,000,000 years later.~

"I'm bored and sad... And alone."

*drinks more Duff*

*Sees blurry figures in the distances, which is acutally about a foot away.*
*Yells out to the blurry figures*
"Do you think your better then me?!"
*Acutally what the burry figures is just cardboard cutout of Super Retarted Dog*
"Well I'll show you!!!"
*Grabs a butter kife and starts sawing the cardboard cutout in half.*
"Thats right take that!!"

*Just keepts sawing it in a very fast motion, that it hits some guy in the head and they go knocked out and slaming their head on a table that has knifes and forks and spoons on it. The spoons go flying perfecting into the ice cream bowls. The forks go flying into people's eye sockets and casuing them go to crazying and running around in circles. The kinves going right through peoples chest and neck. The observers, the people who are looking and seening whats going on are just standing/siting their watching this happen.*

*Some tough biker guy comes up and says*

"Whats your probem pal?"

*responded in a drunk proud voice*

"My problem is with that blurry thing thats next to you."
"It seems to look like you."
"Your all blurry!"
"Have you seen bigfoot?"
"Its big and blurry ,like you, also roaming the country side!"
"You must say thats scary, theirs this big blurry monster roaming the country side"
"You know what I think?"
"I think your that blurry monster!"

*Biker guy goes hovering his face above my head and says*
"you got a big problem pal"

*I say*
"Ya I know that blurry monster just grew 2 feet taller."

*Biker guy gets really angry*
"Its time to take out the trash."

*I say*
"I know when was the last time you did that?"
"Haven't you look at the trash can?"
"Theirs enough to fill 5 full bags"

*Biker dude gets even more angry*
*Steam starts comming out of his ears*

*I say, looking at his face*
"Your water is done boiling!"

*Biker dude gets a heck alot of angry*
"Whats the matter with you son!"

*I say*
"Theirs know more steam coming out of your ears, I think you boiled up all your water"

*Biker dude gets even alot more angryer then before and colasped on the floor.*
*He dies with a heart attack and high blood pressure, he is acutally noticed dead a week later*

*I say*
"hehe, I guess its passed his bed time!"

*Drops his head and it slams on to the table and falls a sleep*

*Voyager7456(MM) steals bruetal's wallet while he's asleep.

"Sweet, $10!"

"Hey! Stop eating my brains!"

*Rises from the dead to avenge all who crossed him*

"DIE NOOBIES!!! RAWR!!!"

*Unleashes fat kid ownage on unsuspecting bar patrons.*

*wishes he was cool like teh fat kid*

*Waves t bone steak in front of fat kid's nose. Trhows into pit of fire. The smell of burning fatty saturates the bar.* "Whatever man." *Sips down some ice tea.* "Sippin' stuff is always cool."

*resurects fatty and parties down*

"Woo"

*likes iced tea*

*Puts steriods and growth hormones in a twinkie and feeds it to the fat kid*

"Now prepare to DIIIIEEE!!!"

"Dear God... what have you done!"

*watches as the fat kid grows twice his size with tons of bulging muscle*
*runs*

"IT'S ALIIIVE!! IT'S ALLII.... Oh sh*t!"

*Is destroyed by his own creation. Now the fat kid has no master.*

*hops on a unicycle and rides it on a rope over a pool of liquid lava while juggling chainsaws* Oh yeah, and I'm also entangled by large snakes. Try drawing that...

*Activates God powers..*

"RAWR"

[center]*Returns*
(To someone outside the bar, who's identity will never be known)"Love you so much it makes me sick!"
*Walks into the bar*
*Kicks a hole in the wall for no reason*
"What happened during my absence?"[/center]

*Appears again
"Ten pages is too long to be gone"

*walks in to the bar after the victory of defeating YaeXirillion*

"Woo! Give me 18 margaritas. One for me, and 17 for the other boys!"

*looks at his forces*

"...Um...Give the other 17 to me"

*Steals Drink*

This ones for Yae"

*Throws it out the window*

*takes out a brick*

"Forgot something T"

*throws it outside the window*

*stabs horror in the eye*

"Thats for the stuff you did!!!!"

"I gained Godlike powers, such as the ability to raise the dead and fundementally alter the laws of physics."

*runs into the hole nuke kicked*

"Owwwwwwwww...What the hell did I do"

*throws a Margarita glass at duck*

"But I could always do that, so nothing new, really."

"You kicked a hole in the wall in your absence"