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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-01 at 22:01:22

"HOLD STILL NUKE!"

*closes one eye and aims at the tiny bumps crawling inside nuke's pants but closes the wrong eye and shoots nuke in the face* o-<

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-01 at 23:19:14

*Touches the bar*

Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-11-01 at 23:21:15

Hidden for a little while to toy with syphon.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-01 at 23:35:49

"dammit, and i was ready to club you to death too..."

*holds club firmly just in case*

"you almost lost the bar for us pal, tsk tsk tsk"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-11-01 at 23:36:46

*accidently removes hex on syphons power*

"squeek, mmm feels so good against my skin

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-01 at 23:39:59

.............umm............

*stares at lonely having an orgasm*

"EWWWWWWWWWWW"

*throws up*

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-01 at 23:46:58

*Loses Uber power over the bar.*

"Bye guys.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by brutetal on 2005-11-02 at 00:45:14

*Wakes up*

"Mmm...cake..."

"ahhh....donuts..." *drools*
"mmm...."
"sweet delious beer..."

*Walks outside*
*Looks around*
*Sees donut shop*
"MMM... donuts....*

*Walks in*
*Looks at a donut*
"Mmm... a chocolate sugar covered and with cream filling made with 500 grams of sugar..."
"ahhh.." * drools*

"One please!"

Register:" that will be 10 dollars and 25 cents."

"DOH!!!"
"wait till I get my hands on him!"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-11-02 at 18:32:56

*ROTFLMAOOL* aka *Rolling on the Floor Laughing my ass off out loud*

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-02 at 19:46:00

*Voyager7456(MM) kicks Krazy while he's on the floor.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-02 at 19:50:58

"Omg..Didn't anyone care I sang Midnight Train..Great now I have to sing again..Voyager..since you're the last guy who did something..You're singing also"

*starts the music*

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-02 at 19:53:02

*Voyager7456(MM) begins his epic song:

"Once there was uh... a hobo
Who was... named Bobo...
He liked to eat cheese...
Er... Yay, trapeeze!
...His favorite color was orange...
...
...
...
... Crap. "

Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-02 at 19:56:04

"Fine..be that way..I'll sing Midnight Train on my own"

*takes the mike, then takes a breath*

"<breathes> ...Oh my god..I forgot the words"

*runs*

Report, edit, etc...Posted by StarmanJr. on 2005-11-02 at 19:59:00

*walks into the bar*
"What going on in here?"
*looks around trying to piece everything together*
*head explodes from confusion with candy and confetti coming out*

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-02 at 20:02:16

"Hey Starman, haven't seen you around for a long time!"

*Voyager7456(MM) shoots Starman 7 times as a 'welcome' gesture.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-02 at 20:04:51

*runs back to the bar and shoots Voyager*

"That's what you get for not singing Midnight Train"

*runs back to the bar*

"Gimme a Margarita"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-02 at 20:06:08

"Bullets... in... SPLEEN!"

*Voyager7456(MM) kicks Powerful_Horror.

"Ha!"

*Voyager7456(MM) runs away.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by StarmanJr. on 2005-11-02 at 20:14:51

*StarmanJr. takes 3893 HP of damage*

*StarmanJr. is destroyed*

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-02 at 21:43:25

*Uses Phoenix Down + Elixir on the Starman.* "Let's like... team up... and like... uh... bruise some fruit at the grocery market."

Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-02 at 21:44:31

[center]"'Ello mates, fancy some tea?"
*Gets shot by a real Brittish dude*
"Crickey, a turtle!"
*Gets eaten by an alligator*
"This day just sucks more and more ever second."[/center]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-11-02 at 21:45:16

*glytchur appears

*glytchur uses ÜBER LIGHTING on star man jr.

"i wish i could have anything i want... wait, wrong topic..."

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-02 at 22:35:01

*Wilhelm attempts to juggle seven bowls of jello, but soons realizes that he hasn't had any arms since 1998.* "Damn..."

Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-02 at 22:37:22

[center]*Throws several bowls of Jello at Wilhelm, maiming him severly*
"You ain't seen blam 'til you've seen Jesus throwin gang signs."
*Gets killed by whoever I stole that from*

EDIT: I can just spell just fine, I suck at typing.[/center]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2005-11-02 at 22:39:37

IED's eventually make his brain explode because his mind is an IED.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-02 at 22:41:42

[center]*Builds an Improvised Explosive Device*
*Throws said device at passing children*
"Wow, that wasn't cool."
*Children explode*[/center]

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