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*Voyager7456(MM) walks in with a mustache on.

"Yaay! I get his job!"

"... wait... where'd the mustache come from?!?! "

"Omg!!! Voyager haxx0red a mustache on himself. GET HIMS"

*takes out a pitchfork*

"Don't forget to bring torches and an angry mob."

*finds a package on the floor and opens it, only to realize it releases killer bees*

"Wheeee!"

*hears the bees coming for him*

"Hey..a quarter"

*drops to pick up the quarter, then the bees charge into Wilhelm, stingers first*

"Woah..that was cliche..now..where was I..oh yeah..Voyager hacking"

*takes out a 12 guage*

"OMG KILL TEH HAXX0RS"

*Stops time
*Horror defies the laws of physics and hells 'OMG HAXX0R'
*Eats Horror

*walks into bar to see what the hell this is*
"what the hell, you spoke after you died...woa"
*observe the rest of the absolute chaos you wack-jobs are creating and wonders when I can get in myself*

you just did...and here at the bar, we can speak anytime we want, even if we are dead, it's just the magical nature of the bar

*stabs self*

"AGHH! SEE...NoTHing to worry about......"

*dies for reals*

*...*
"w00t!"
*grabs a spork and spoons pieces of o-0 into a golden bowl to sell on e-bay*
"muwahahahahah"
*-.-*

*Realizes that everyone has been ignoring the fact that I stopped time
*Decides it's futile to try and control SEN Bar because it's already too farked up

"exactly"
*points finger gun at self...pulls trigger*
.
..
...
*BOOM*
"oops it works..."
*dies*

*shoots cronus*

"i got bored of being dead"

*shoots other people just for the heck of it*

"this bar will never get old"

"woa a new bar!"
*walks over*
"nope...same one..."
*tosses $10 bucks on counter*
"I'll have a double-carmel-nocream-nonfat-extrahot-sugarinduced-lowcarb-highcolesteral-coke-a-cola-with a pickel on the side"

it's been so long since i ordered a drink.......

*stares over the counter where the bartender is supposed to be*

"one hot cocoa with marshmallows on the side, whipped cream over the cocoa and inside the cocoa, keep it in a air tight seal with the fragrance of strawberries at 90°, and add in some cherries with it"

*bartender comes back and throws boiling hot water on face*

[center]"Has anyone else noticed the bar tender doesn't serve anyone but himself?"
"Meh."
*Pours an ammonia, drinks*
*Pours a chlorine, drinks, explodes*
"Cool..."
"You'd think this bar woulda been shut down/burned down/exploded by now, but I guess it's just too cool for that."
*Cranks Nirvana*[/center]

*blasts Cronus' stomach*

"God..you need to lay off the creamed corn"

*jumps out of Cronus*

"Omg lies! He served me hundreds of Margaritas..and yes..I just said Omg in the bar"

[center]*2 dark suited guys walk in, walk straight towards nuke*
Dark suit 1: "We have a warrant for your arrest."
"NEVAR!"
*Pulls out hidden inflatable tank*
"Rawr!"
*Pwns dark suit 1, DS 2 dodges behind a trash can*
"KILL HIM!"[/center]

"I'll helps you nuke"

*throws a beer bottle at DS*

"GG DS!"

*collapses*

[center]*Music plays*
(Slow motion shot of bottle flying through the air, heading for dark suit 2)
*Bottle smashes on dark suit 2's head*
Voice from above: "Fatality."
"Pwnt."
"They seriously though they'd arrest me without a fight? Idiots, they better do some better reaserch next time."[/center]

*turns off the PS2*

"Sorry about the Fatality..just ripped out Scorpions skeleton out his back...Can I have another Margarita"

[center]*Checks Powerful_Horror's ID*
"Dude, you gotta be at least (Checks Powerful's birthday: 7/20/91) 15 to buy alcohol around here."
*More dark suits appear*
"OH NOES!, They've multipliedieliiedlieded! H4X!"
*Gets arrested*
"Damn patriot act..."

Stay tuned for the next episode!

This thread would make a great movie. It's got all the hollywood necessities: underage drinking/drug use, mindless killing, explosions, awesome plot twists... Everything here spells box office pwnx0r.[/center]

*Walks in and takes a long look at everyone in there*
*Walks up to the bar*
*Looks at this strange looking girl...*
"Oh nevermind..your Kow"

*Voyager7456(MM) sits down at the bar.

*Voyager7456(MM) starts explaining his story to the bartender:

"I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin when I got a nasty paper cut, and to make a long story short it got infected and I died... So then I was standing at the Pearly Gates and it's obvious Saint Peter doesn't like the Nero jacket that I'm wearing..."

*Rides into the bar (despite not leaving), in the batmobile. Jumps out, then observes the immense carnage* "I'd like some sexual favors, bartender." *Slams muffler down onto bar*

*looks up at wilhelm*
"oh here come the pervs..."
*sits down to watch*

*watches Wilhelm*
*gets out a deck of cards and starts doing tricks with them*
*goes to the bathroom*
*comes back 8 minutes later*
*sits back down*
"Yo bartender, can i get some...uh...chocolate milkl??"