"are you older than 13 years old?"
*mixes a chocalate milk for himself*
*sticks tongue out*
*chugs the chocolate milk*
"OH DAMN ITS HOT CHOCOLATE!!!"
*watches with amazement*
"Hey there cute stud...want a wild ride?"
*puts a girly wig on*
*throws anthrax in Nuke's eyes then makes a margarita*
"Punk..."
*pees on nuke*
"sorry, im just trying to get my job back"
"Pmg...I'll save you nuke"
*throws a brick at the DS...but misses and hits Nuke instead*
"OmFg I am teh miss0zred"
*takes out a rocket launcher and launches at the DSes..blowing up them and Nuke*
".....More margaritas please"
*comes out from behind the bar*
*gives Powerful a margarita*
"So..who pissed in your corn flakes this morning"
[center]"Ouch man, that brick/rocket combo totally pwnxz0redified me hardcore."
*Pees in a bucket labeled 'Orange Juice'*
*Pours Powerful_Horror an orange juice*[/center]
"Hey, why was that OJ yellow?"
"More importantly, why was my water purple?"
*drops the orange juice*
"Aw..I didn't even get to taste it yet"
"Hey, who wants some chocolate?"
*sees the orange juice eating through the floor like acid*
"dam! so close......."
*licks up the orange juice off the floor*
"GAAHHH, IT BURNS SO GOOD!"
*comes in the bar with his American Idol Karaoke machine...
*starts singing!!
*Syphon reappears after an uneventful weekend in Niagra, holding a black wax model of his hand.*
"What?"
"Uneventful, but I did create a forth fall."
*Syphon Pats bag of TNT.*
"...With my God powers."
*Syphon's Eyes dart back and forth.*
"OMOFMOGMOMOMMO TNT LET ME SEE"
*Somehow does whatever you need to make the TNT explode...
*Dies.
"Ooo, pie! Is it evil pie? That's the only one I'll eat."
*runs at light speed at the pie, with open mouth*
"What pie"
"Of course it's evil pie!"
*Voyager7456(MM) starts cutting slices.
"Who wants some?"
"If that was evil pie..what was the one I ate"
*feels stomach rumbling*
"Mmmm..Key lime"
*gets another Margarita*
QUOTE(Syphon @ Nov 6 2005, 01:17 PM)
"Uneventful, but I did create a forth fall."
*Syphon Pats bag of TNT.*
"...With my God powers."
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QUOTE(Dorkhawk @ Nov 6 2005, 01:21 PM)
"OMOFMOGMOMOMMO TNT LET ME SEE"
*Somehow does whatever you need to make the TNT explode...
*Dies.
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[center]Trinitrotoluene is one of the most stable high explosives and is highly insensative to shock of friction. It's commonly used as a booster or a bursting charge. It's nonhygroscopic and can be stored for long periods. Nonreactive with metals but forms many heat and shock sensative compounds with alkalies. To be initiated it must be exposed to a high grade shockwave created by a blasting cap.
...Just off the top of my head.
*Blows up*[/center]
*sees the explosion*
"Omfg!! Hide under the BeeR_KeG...Why do I keep using Internet slang in real life..."
*hides under the KeG*