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*Stares at the mad people within the bar.

*Sees lunch for today, nuclearabbit.

*Starts drooling over nuclearrabbit.

\\Moogle

*opens a fortune cookie and reads fortune*

"You will be shot in the head inside a bar"

*thinks for a moment*

"What's that supposed to mean?"

*Shoots starman jr. in head with a piece of cheese taped ot an explosive piece of celery.*

*turns on Ring Of Fire by Johnny Cash on the juke box*

*pours gasoline in a ring and sets it*

"I fell down into a burnin' ring of fire, went down down down, and the flames went higher."

*Walks in, sees the mess and walks out*

[center]*Hops into the ring of fire*
*Dances*
*Hamma ignites*[/center]

^He got to it first^

[center]Heh.
"How about we stop all this stupidity, and clean the bar up a bit?"
*Everyone in the bar throws random objects at nuke*
" "[/center]

*Tries again, but sees people chucking stuff at some guy so leaves again*

"sen bar is boring now...die"

"Hello boys and girls of the world. I, Wilhelm Wonka..." *Wilhelm is immediately shot in the head by the ghost of Roald Dahl*

"GJ Roald"
*pays him $1000 for doing his job*

"now to get the rest of them....."

"when i was a kid..i wouldnt of had anything to play with if i was a girl"

*Busts in the window with Kiwiman.*

*gets blown back by the impact*

"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!"

*falls into the basement and lands on Voyager*

"Yay...good thing this nice squishy Voyager was here to stop my fa-..Wait..Voyager's not squishy"

*looks down*

"OMFG! ITS ALL TEH SPAM POSTS MADE BY SPAMMERS THIS PAST YEAR AHH!"

*runs, then crashes into Voy*

*Opens up a new bar across the street*

*Sign says "Zen Bar"*

*Hires Kiwiman as bartender*

*hires Condaleeza Rice to destroy the Zen bar*

"Rice....You have been hired to plant C4 on the Zen Bar...and you were the only pro-covert ops in the basement. Here's the plan...Run across in a beaver co-..Wait a minute..no costume..they already think you're a beaver..then plant the C4 at the oil barrels conviniently placed outside the bar..then set the C4 to detonate in 1 second..because you won't be missed anyway. So..Good luck and have a good next 30 seconds of your life!"

*watches as Rice go across to the Bar and blows it up*

[center]C4 is lame, just use RDX. It's just as stable as C4, but you get more power by weight. C4 is 90% RDX, and 10% plasticizer. Yeah. I believe it's VOD is also higher, but I'm too lazy to look it up.

*Loads tennis ball full of mercury fulminate and RDX*
*Throws at Corn-dog-leeza Rice*
"What punctuation symbol do we use for sound effects?"
"I'll use this..."
(KABOOM!)
"Meh."
"Zen Bar got owned, but the gay bar down the street is back."
*Leaves for the gay bar*[/center]

*Kiwiman survives*

*Kidnaps nuclearrabit and brainwashes him*

Kiwiman: "nuclearrabit doesn't have knowledge of explosives anymore"

*Kiwiman wanders out of the Zen Bar ruble, but in the proccess kills a beaver.*

*Kiwiman cries*
"POOR BEAVER!!!!!!!!"

[center]"I'm gonna go build a ßømßx0r..."
"WHERE'D MY KNOWLEDGE GO!?"
*Logs onto totse*
"Fixed."[/center]