*runs after nuclear*
"I WANT TO HELP"
*trips*
[center]*Aims potatoe gun at Powerful_Horror*
*Fires*
(Ka-pwump)
"Pwned."
"Remember kids, don't kick a man when he's down... smash him."[/center]
*breaks into bar*
"IM BACK YALL!!!!"
*falls down the basement that somehow is still here after 40 pages and did not get destroyed yet*
"oh wow...my basement is still here!!! I shall call it...Masturbation Station!!! No wait...SEN DEN!!! yeah... Sen den..."
*stands up*
"EVERYONE THIS BASEMENT IS CALLED THE SEN DEN!!!"
[center]*Nukes the basement*[/center]
*puts a nuke-proof beaner in front*
"HAHAHA"
*gets a hot girl*
"now lets party, i mean to her"
*goes into the bathroom*
Girl: "AHHH"
[center]"..."
"We don't have a bathroom... or 'hot girls'... You must be hallucinating."
*Hamma ignites*[/center]
*goes up to the bar*
"ill take 6 shots of whiskey pls!"
*blows up a wall and builds a basic bathroom*
"There ya go...Now lets do this!"
*Girl Sccreams*
"Oh and its a hot girl i know"
*struggles into the bar*
"Potatoes............are deadly...."
*asks for a margarita, watching out for nuke*
"Cmon..hurry it up.."
*sees nuke*
"DIEEEEEEE"
*throws potato*
"Oh wait...that was Pants man...oh well..Oh damn..gotta watch out for Voy now.."
*looks out the window*
"Holy shiznet! Cheese shooter is being attacked by mice! I'll defend him Wilhelm!"
*takes out a knife*
"Let's dance....RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
*runs up to the mouse, then waltzes with it*
"Hey..You waltz pretty good...Too bad I have to knife you"
*stabs mouse*
"Noooo!"
*gets surrounded by mouse, raising his hand for someone to pull him out*
*Dances around Powerful_Horror and stabs him*
"KEKEKEKE"
*Falls*
*climbs way out of the pile*
"Who's KEKEKEKEing now punk..oh damn..I think that hit my intestine...Must be a man...."
*eats spinach*
"There we go......Crap I just ate spinach"
*pukes*
*Ashton Kutcher comes in*
"Powerful_Horror, you jsut got punk'd"
"So now the bar is infested with kiwiman, cheeseman, pantsman, and pieman."
*Syphon Looks over in corner.
"Hi jesusman!"
"PIEMAN AWAY!"
"Don't forget punkd man!!!"
*Punk'd crew comes in*
"WEEE...pie"
*shoots the Punk'd crew*
"Punk'd man...What punk'd man?"
*looks at the other corner*
"....It's moose man...I need to stop eating soap....again..."
"So you're the one who ate my soap!"
"Prepare to diiiiiiie!"
*Voyager7456(MM) uses super ninja powers to karate chop Powerful.
*dodges*
"It wasn't me..uh...Wilhelm said that"
*runs*
"Hey Ashton, I know what could make Punk'd better: violence and nudity!"
*punches Powerful_Horror in the face and pulls down Voyager7456(MM)'s pants*
*falls back*
"Oh..you..little...RAWR!"
*tackles Star into the wall and punches him repeatedly...Hey..Man is in the guys name"
"DIE..YOU..LITTLE...PUNK"
*dropkicks Star*
"I'm not wearing pants... well, I do have a pair on my head, but..."
**takes out a chainsaw*
"You asked for it now Star"
*chainsaws Star in the gut*
"Well..I'm done..."
*Grows afro. Turns black. Decade becomes the 1970's. Kung fu battles (and smotes ass of) Powerful_Horror, who happens to be an asian guy with a goofy hairdo.*
It looked something like this:
Yeah, we're also now in a parking lot. What's it to ya, cracka?
*hits the ground*
"<Cough...cough>...How'd you know I was asian...It was Falc wasn't it..."
*struggles up*
"Luckily for me..I have this"
*drinks Vanilla Coke, having the effects of Popeye eating spinach*
"Hup!"
*uppercuts Wilhelm*