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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-14 at 19:21:21
*Syphon annihalates powerful with magic heat ray.*

"Who wants to come seal clubbing?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-14 at 19:25:32
*burns up and turns into a ghost*

"NOOOO!!! I'M A GHOST AGAIN! Cool I can nuke stuff!"

*begins to make a nuke placement on Wilhelm*

"Nuclear Launch Detected...kekekekekekekekekeke"

*watches as the nuke falls*

"MUAHAHAHA"

*runs to the impact*

"Hey..where's Wilhelm's as-"

*trips*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-14 at 19:59:42
*Luckly, Wilhelm's new 'fro is funky enough to absorb near ANY attack, so any nukes etc would have no affect.* "Can you dig it?!" *
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-14 at 20:08:56
"No takers for teh seal clubbing expodition?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-14 at 20:59:02
"What if the seal steals my club, like in Eskimo Bob? fear.gif "
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-14 at 22:08:00
You snap it's neck, like in those steven segul movies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by StarmanJr. on 2005-11-15 at 13:53:28
"Yep, I'll even demonstrate!"

*snaps his own neck and dies*

*turns into a ghost*

"Yes! I'm now Ghost of Starman, the strongest of all the Starmen!"

*pulls out chainsaw from body and throws it at Syphon like a shuriken"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-15 at 15:04:04
*Voyager7456(MM) snaps Syphon's neck.

"Oops, I thought you were a seal. blushing.gif "
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-15 at 15:46:07
*Powerful_Horror revives as a barber

"Hehe..."

*Powerful_Horror calls an army of barbers

"ATTACK!"

*Powerful_Horror shaves off Wilhelm's 'fro
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodle77(MM) on 2005-11-15 at 17:48:37
The fro fights back viciously, and the barbers are defeated!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-15 at 18:46:02
*Powerful_Horror looks at the hair he cut off

"%$&@! It's Hippy Hair!"

*Powerful_Horror drops the hair

"Meh..screw this"

*Powerful_Horror shoots the fro
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-11-16 at 17:09:51
*falls down into the basement again*

"OWWWWW....i landed on powerful_horror..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-16 at 17:25:23
*Syphon licks pole.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-11-16 at 17:25:49
*kicks syphon*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by StarmanJr. on 2005-11-16 at 19:05:00
*kicks Syphon as well*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-16 at 19:20:23
*kicks self*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-11-16 at 19:23:22
*kicks o-0 cuz he is*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-16 at 19:47:07
*Syphon walks in.

"Guys, I don't know if you'll approve, but I've decided to turn the remaining bar into a free-range ... BEAVER FARM!"

*Walls fall away, reveiling 42,000 beavers staring at everyone.*

"YEAY!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-11-16 at 19:51:18
"NUKE!!!"

*nunke kills the 42,000 beavers plus 1*

"NUKE"

*kills syphon and he changes into a permanent ghost form*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-17 at 19:38:12
*walks back into the bar*

"Sorry guys..But I changed the bar into a 99999 beaver hunting farm. All Nukers will be killed..Hunters..TAKE YOUR HANDGUNS!"

*shoots a beaver*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-17 at 20:23:05
"You should know you can't kill a syphon."

*Syphon shoots beaver.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-17 at 20:58:34
"You fools! Don't you know beavers are made from condensed crude oil? fear.gif "

*Beavers ignite*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-17 at 21:00:22
Man, oh man... *Regrow's fro, still a negro*
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Oh yeah, let the funk go through your soul, brotha!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-17 at 21:04:49
*Voyager7456(MM) regenerates into 2 eggs.

"Fool! You cannot stop me!"

"... from having some PIE!"

*Voyager7456(MM) eats pie.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-17 at 21:06:04
It happens to be Pot Pie... Marijuana... Pot Pie... *Wilhelm digs in.*
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