*walks back into the bar*
"How can I walk into the bar when I always was in it...and I replaced the beavers with ducks..RUN PEKKEL RUN!"
*shoots a random duck*
A man with a Power Suit walks into the bar...
Ghost in the Suit: Who dares to burn beavers as such? I must put a stop to this!
*The strange man shoots a beaver with his Ice Beam*
*The beaver turns into a tasty beaver-popsicle, smoked*
Ghost in the Suit: Eh...that was accidental...I AM POLTERGHOST!!!
*Signal evil horror theme*
Ghost in the Suit: *cough* Well, now that that's out of the picture...*fires plasma beam at pot pies*
*Walks back into the bar*
"Ah screw it I want to see some action!"
*Gets a coke and sits in a corner watching all the fun*
*downloads porn in the bar computers*
"Tearshed wants some action, Ill give him some!!!"
*watches the girls dance*
*Syphon notices that wilhelm got negroeplasty.
DAMN!
"This bar has got great action!"
*Also watches girls dance*
Oh yeah man, I'm fly like an elephant. *Uses powers of funk to revert bar back to 1970's. Afro's abound.*
"Err, why the hell not."
Ghost in the Suit: Hmm, might as well go with the flow...
*Takes out a Yes CD and pops it into an arm port*
*Speakers come out of Polter's breastplate and everyone gets to hear some Yes*
Ghost in the Suit: Even Siberia goes through the motions...
"I'm gone.
"
*Uncloaks*
"Not enough energy" - Some Lady
Agh!
*Gets Halo Spartans John, Kelly, and Sam*
"Ok guys...Let's play halo!!!"
John: But we are halo...
Kelly: Yeah!
Sam: Aren't I supposed to be dead?
John: well we revived you
Sam: Oh ok.
"OK fine...LET's PARTY!!!"
Uh... *Changes SEN Bar into hospital for soldiers wounded in Korean Conflict* "I guess Syphon is gonna have to be Hotlips Houlihan... hmm"
*Afro disappears.*
Damn hotlips.
"Man this sucks, I dont have a leg..."
*Puts bar like is was before*
*Leg comes back*
*Puts magic spell on to keep the bar the way it is*
"Better"
*Resumes watching girls dancing*
*Turns SEN Bar into hospital for soldiers wounded in the Australian conflict*
"Well, actually there's only one wounded soldier. Private Smith took a nasty rock blow to the foot. Nurse! Get in here! We need a Band-Aid!'
"Damn it! Ah well*
*Plays along*
"Aw Pvt SMith has a booboo, get syphon to kiss it all better*
*Syphon kisses the booboo*
*Puts the band-aid on*
*Turns the hospital back into the bar*
"No more monkeying around!"
*Gets 10 little monkeys*
"10 little monkeys running in the bar, 1 tripped over and slid too far. Syphon called the doctor and the doctor said, 'I'm gonna kick your asses when I get there'"
"Keep the bar the way it was!"
*Resumes watching the dancing women and orders a beer*
*PETA rushes on the scene*
"Mr.Syphon, come with us..."
*Found Voyager wuz here quote in some video*
"Hey Voyage, can you goto the Mars Mission from the video"?
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*PETA rushes on the scene*
"Mr.Syphon, come with us..."
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God damn PETA.
*Becomes a pirate.*
*Roundhouse kicks every last PETA member int he face.*
"For every animal you don't eat..."
*Changes Syphon into a cockroach*
"Now you can survive the nukes from nuclearrabbit!!!"
*Syphon gets shot wit ha shotgun*
"Well...your not immune to that."