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Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2006-04-30 at 19:04:15
A. http://www.staredit.net/index.php?act=Shoutbox&shout=204430 That's why

Q Where's my left shoe?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-04-30 at 19:07:08
A: Because it's better than nothing?

Q: What did Jem do in chapter 7 of "To Kill a Mockingbird"?(My homewoprk smile.gif)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-30 at 19:21:05
A: I have that same HW assignment...

Jem is "moody and silent" after the pants incident. The new school year starts, and Scout finds it to be just as boring as first grade. She and Jem are walking home together one day when Jem says that he didn't tell her that when he found his pants that night, they were all folded up, and the tears had been crudely sewn up, as if someone knew that he would be coming back for them. He finds this highly eerie. Then they find a ball of twine in the hiding place in the oak tree. They aren't sure if it's theirs or not, so they leave it for a few days. When it's still there, they take it, and decide that anything left there is okay to take.

Jem is excited about sixth grade, because they learn about ancient Egypt, and he tells Scout that school will get better for her. One day in October they find two little figures, a boy and a girl, carved artfully out of soap. Upon closer examination, they realize that they are images of themselves. They wonder who could have done it - maybe Mr. Avery, a neighbor who whittles wood. In a couple of weeks, they find a package of chewing gum, then an old medal for winning the spelling bee, then a broken pocket watch on a chain with an aluminum knife. Jem can't get it to work, but they decide to write a letter thanking whoever gives them these gifts. They write a note of thanks and leave it in the oak tree.

The next day, they are horrified to discover that someone has filled their hole up with cement. They ask Mr. Radley about it, who claims that the tree is dying and the cement will keep it alive. But Atticus, when asked, says that the tree looks very healthy.

Jem stands out on the porch for a long time, and when he comes inside, he looks like he has been crying.

Q: IS this too long?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-04-30 at 20:28:59
I had my book --;

A:Deathawk

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-04-30 at 20:32:21
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Q: What number do you see?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2006-04-30 at 20:40:16
A. Not 5803886620502254122585303074

Q. Dirt
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-04-30 at 20:43:24
A: You fool!

Q: Why is WordPerfect not loading?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-04-30 at 20:45:48
A: Because WordPerfect sucks and is not perfect.

Q: Does Warhammer's IP start with a 67?

By the way Ham, thanks for your IP! >xD
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-04-30 at 20:46:59
Because 69 is too offensive

Why do ducks like the water?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2006-04-30 at 20:57:58
QUOTE(O)FaRTy1billion @ Apr 30 2006, 08:45 PM)
By the way Ham, thanks for your IP! >xD
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I refreshed it 6 times and got different numbers every time. So either my IP changes every 2 seconds or you are teh liar!!


Ducks like water because theyre afraid to walk on the same dirt that I do.

Why am I so damn awesome?!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-30 at 20:58:55
A. You are so damn awesome 'cause I'm not around
Q. Why is bottled water bottled?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-04-30 at 21:01:47
A: Because if it wasn't bottled, it would escape, corrode through the shelf it was held on and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Q: How do three literary techniques reveal the role one character plays in the meaning your critics percieve?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-30 at 21:03:36
A. Because the critics have no idea what they're doing
Q. Why is this question questionable?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-04-30 at 21:13:42
A: The same reason that this answer is answerable.

Q: Who's watching Family Guy?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-04-30 at 21:17:40
My friend Paul.

Have you read "A Separate Peace" by John Knowles?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-04-30 at 21:19:48
A: WTF no.

O: Suck it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-04-30 at 21:26:59
QUOTE(Falcon_A @ Apr 30 2006, 09:17 PM)
Have you read "A Separate Peace" by John Knowles?
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Yes, unfortunately. Worst. Book. Ever. Just finished my essay on it... pinch.gif

A: No.

Q: ZOMGWTFBBQ?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-04-30 at 21:32:19
A: Can I come?

Q: Call 715-279-4242. Ask for Michelle Orne. Tell her she's a b***h for ratting out Donovan for his drug usage. Then ask her how she feels since his parents got a divorce because of it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-04-30 at 21:56:08
A: I don't think that's a question...but I would do it if I didn't have 56k.

Sorry, gotta catch me when I'm offline.

Q: On a scale of 1-10, how much did LW pwn this topic? http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopic=29662
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-05-01 at 08:05:59
A: 4.

Q: On a scale of 1-10 how did I pwn LW in the shoutbox?

[quoteLegacyWeapon Warned on Yesterday, 02:24 AM]
No change to warn level
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-05-01 at 14:15:11
Pfft, he warned me for posting FREE MAP UNPROTECTOR : WWW DOT LEMONPARTY DOT ORG
(without the dots tongue.gif Don't go there, either.)
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Q:How much d**k would a d**k sucker suck if a d**k sucker could suck d**k. (Yay for censors. Nevermind, but I'll censor them anyway.)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-05-01 at 14:49:34
A: A dicksucker can suck dick.

Q: How many posts whore a posting whore whore if a posting whore could post whores?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-05-01 at 15:19:02
A: You're Moonrocks, b***h!

Q: Sorry, I don't have a question, I just wanted to answer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-05-01 at 15:19:46
A: Why, so you could say I'm Moonrocks, b***h!?

Q: That's fun. Let's all say it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-05-01 at 15:28:00
A. He's Moonrocks, b***h

Q. How stupid is this question?
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