Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-04-13 at 22:46:38
*Shiz, I don't know what to say...[/NOTRIGHT]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-04-13 at 22:58:53
*walks back into bar and looks around*
"How the hell did this happen in 5 minutes?"
*drives T-34 through bar and then it runs out of gas*
*mutters to self* "Friggen 60 year old piece a shiz off ebay...meheayedyh..."
*sits in tank with a shotgun pointed toward the lid*
"Y'all biznatchES'll NEVER GET ME!!!"
"How the hell did this happen in 5 minutes?"
*drives T-34 through bar and then it runs out of gas*
*mutters to self* "Friggen 60 year old piece a shiz off ebay...meheayedyh..."
*sits in tank with a shotgun pointed toward the lid*
"Y'all biznatchES'll NEVER GET ME!!!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Stalingrad on 2006-04-13 at 23:17:16
*Points to Falcon*
"Oh yes we will!"
"Oh yes we will!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-04-13 at 23:27:56
*radios out to stalingrad*
"No you won't!"
"No you won't!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-04-13 at 23:36:35
*Syphon jumps through a window.
Syphon away!
Syphon away!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-04-13 at 23:41:53
*O)FaRTy1billion walks into bar.*
"Kekeke…"
*O)FaRTy1billion d3l3xx0rs all scientific laws.*
"Have fun!"
*O)FaRTy1billion turns syphon into a siphon.*
"I'm n00b; just ignore me." ><
"Kekeke…"
*O)FaRTy1billion d3l3xx0rs all scientific laws.*
"Have fun!"
*O)FaRTy1billion turns syphon into a siphon.*
"I'm n00b; just ignore me." ><
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-14 at 09:03:44
*HorroR takes out a shotgun and pulls the trigger at StalingradK, point-blank range
"Yep, sure did"
"Yep, sure did"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-04-14 at 09:12:32
*i look around & se all this death
"Vodka & Beer for everyone !"
*i buy vodka & beer for everyone so that everybody lie drunk
*everybody is so drunk that there are 10 minutes without KILLING !
"Vodka & Beer for everyone !"
*i buy vodka & beer for everyone so that everybody lie drunk
*everybody is so drunk that there are 10 minutes without KILLING !
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-14 at 09:44:53
*HorroR didn't drink
"DIE"
*HorroR stabs Jammed several times. In the groinal area.
"DIE"
*HorroR stabs Jammed several times. In the groinal area.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-04-14 at 10:22:54
*horror is so drunk that he did that ^ in his drunk hallucination
"sorry dude, but i'm still alive"
*drinks tea (again?!?!?!
)
"sorry dude, but i'm still alive"
*drinks tea (again?!?!?!
)Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oblivius on 2006-04-14 at 11:54:53
*looks at Dada dead.*
"Hmm......well....im done here..."
*walks past Lyon.*
"Hey lyon guess what...."
*roundshouse kicks Lyon*
"SNEAK ATTACK"
*then a mysterious noise come*
"MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!
"Hmm......well....im done here..."
*walks past Lyon.*
"Hey lyon guess what...."
*roundshouse kicks Lyon*
"SNEAK ATTACK"
*then a mysterious noise come*
"MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-14 at 11:56:41
QUOTE(Jammed @ Apr 14 2006, 09:22 AM)
*horror is so drunk that he did that ^ in his drunk hallucination
"sorry dude, but i'm still alive"
*drinks tea (again?!?!?! )
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"sorry dude, but i'm still alive"
*drinks tea (again?!?!?!
)[right][snapback]465196[/snapback][/right]
"Sorry buddy, but you're so drunk you think I'm drink and I'm having a drunk hallucation, but in fact, you're drunk from all the tea that had the alcohol that causes you to be drunk"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (SEN)Dante50 on 2006-04-14 at 12:02:47
*It turns out that Dante50 was only a clone. The real Dante50 walks into the bar, buys a drink, and starts talking with everyone who is alive (or at least not passed out yet), and when everyone is just having fun Dante50 says:
"...and then there's the time that I brought the nukie into the bar 10 minutes ago, with 11 minutes on the timer
"
*Presses a button on his belt and dissapears with hius voice echoing:
"See you in hell, suckers! Muahahahahah!
"
"...and then there's the time that I brought the nukie into the bar 10 minutes ago, with 11 minutes on the timer
"*Presses a button on his belt and dissapears with hius voice echoing:
"See you in hell, suckers! Muahahahahah!
"Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oblivius on 2006-04-14 at 12:04:10
*slugs HorroR in the face*
*a spear comes out of my hand into your chest, and you come back to me*
"GET OVER HERE!!"
*roundshouse kicks HorroR*
"POLTERGEIST WINS"
*a spear comes out of my hand into your chest, and you come back to me*
"GET OVER HERE!!"
*roundshouse kicks HorroR*
"POLTERGEIST WINS"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-14 at 12:06:36
*kills everyone but the bartenders...if there are any*
"Pwned all of you with my fireballs..."
"Pwned all of you with my fireballs..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2006-04-14 at 12:07:10
QUOTE(Jammed @ Apr 13 2006, 10:56 AM)
"my God is with me !"
*shows Krazy his cross
*Krazy's unlimited ammo come to an end & his weapon stops working
"told ya, my God is with me !"
*continiues to drink his tea in a polite manner*
[right][snapback]464508[/snapback][/right]
*shows Krazy his cross
*Krazy's unlimited ammo come to an end & his weapon stops working
"told ya, my God is with me !"
*continiues to drink his tea in a polite manner*
[right][snapback]464508[/snapback][/right]
"Uh no, you can't control my gun, otherwise....."
*Uses Voodoo Doll on Jammed*
*Punches Voodoo Doll*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oblivius on 2006-04-14 at 12:07:54
*looks at the fireballs missing me*
"loser."
*shoots a iceball at Tizzle, freezing him*
*Slugs him in the face*
"too easy!"
"loser."
*shoots a iceball at Tizzle, freezing him*
*Slugs him in the face*
"too easy!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-14 at 12:12:56
QUOTE(Poltergeist @ Apr 14 2006, 11:03 AM)
*slugs HorroR in the face*
*a spear comes out of my hand into your chest, and you come back to me*
"GET OVER HERE!!"
*roundshouse kicks HorroR*
"POLTERGEIST WINS"
[right][snapback]465251[/snapback][/right]
*a spear comes out of my hand into your chest, and you come back to me*
"GET OVER HERE!!"
*roundshouse kicks HorroR*
"POLTERGEIST WINS"
[right][snapback]465251[/snapback][/right]
"GAH YOU CHEATED"
*HorroR strangles Poltergeist with the controller wire
"WHAT YOU GET FOR USING GAMESHARK NUB"
Real winners don't use cheat codes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oblivius on 2006-04-14 at 12:17:17
"fi--...let...go..dis...OLF COO WAI!"
*cuts wire wit knife*
*gets a X-Box with 2 controllers, no GAMESHARK*
*puts in Mortal Kombat*
"LETS DO THIS LEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY JEEEEENNNNNNNKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSS"
*cuts wire wit knife*
*gets a X-Box with 2 controllers, no GAMESHARK*
*puts in Mortal Kombat*
"LETS DO THIS LEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY JEEEEENNNNNNNKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSS"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-14 at 12:34:05
*gets voodoo doll of everyone i nthe bar*
*gets a wang and rubs it in each doll*
*gets a wang and rubs it in each doll*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2006-04-14 at 12:35:08
QUOTE(Tizzle @ Apr 14 2006, 08:33 AM)
*gets voodoo doll of everyone i nthe bar*
*gets a wang and rubs it in each doll*
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*gets a wang and rubs it in each doll*
[right][snapback]465264[/snapback][/right]
"Stop copying me, you got the fake ones anyways. Now stop copying me or else..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-14 at 12:36:34
*copies KrAzY's face*
*explodes*
*explodes*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2006-04-14 at 12:38:43
"You have never seen my face in your whole life. 
"
*Boots Tizzle*
"*Boots Tizzle*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-14 at 12:54:51
*HorroR deflects the sign down
"Kekeke"
*HorroR knifes every non-greenie in the Bar
"Kekeke"
*HorroR knifes every non-greenie in the Bar
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-04-14 at 13:17:00
*horror swings his knife at me & it gets stuck in me as if i were liquid
"uh, naive human"
*i turn out to be liquid terminator & i turn my hand into a huge hammer & smash horror
*drinks coffee
*another me comes into the bar. i see myself drinking coffee.
"WTF ?!?!!? I HATE COFFEE !!!!!!"
*i press a button on my remore controll & my coffee drinking copy dissapears
"damn, my terminator project is not succesful, he can't normally copy a person's behavour !"
"sorry horror"
"uh, naive human"
*i turn out to be liquid terminator & i turn my hand into a huge hammer & smash horror
*drinks coffee
*another me comes into the bar. i see myself drinking coffee.
"WTF ?!?!!? I HATE COFFEE !!!!!!"
*i press a button on my remore controll & my coffee drinking copy dissapears
"damn, my terminator project is not succesful, he can't normally copy a person's behavour !"
"sorry horror"